Topic: Knights

Sir Matthew Wells, a Black Knight and executive producer, donates $388.83 to honor the memory of John C. Dvorak. He recounts being "hit in the mouth" by the show's message after hearing a host on InfoWars in 2017. Wells requests a final "dedouching" and a jingle supercut to mark the end of his tenure as a producer.

Sir Nick Knight of Knoxville discusses launching his own hyper-local podcast, "Meridian Hour," following advice from the hosts. He shares his spiritual journey and his intent to provide a Christian perspective on local news in Knoxville. The hosts encourage his endeavor and discuss the importance of starting local media projects.

Count Dr. Sir One Awesome Jason discusses his family's experience with the Ronald McDonald House following a premature birth. He notes that Tina Curry worked for the organization for years. Jason requests an Al Sharpton "Respect" jingle and is recognized as a Red Knight of the Order of the Heart.

A producer requesting the title of Baronet Sir Tim the Traveler completes a donation total of $2,521.65. The request includes a roundtable menu of tamales and takia. A custom "Trump Pelosi Jobs Karma" jingle is performed on the fly to satisfy the donor's specific request for the roundtable ceremony.

A formal knighting and birthday celebration ceremony honors numerous supporters of the No Agenda show. Individuals receive titles including Duke, Baronet, Viscount, and Archduke for their financial contributions and loyalty. The segment includes birthday wishes for Rylan McKenna, Mrs. Smith, and Iris, alongside a massive list of challenge coin recipients and newly minted members of the peerage.

Guest host Andrew Horowitz joins in a final "co-knighting" ceremony, using a ceremonial blade to dub the remaining list of layaway knights and dames. The segment concludes with a massive list of new titles, including Sir Sunny Skies and Sir Brooklyn Bailiff. The host expresses final gratitude to the "No Agenda Nation" as the 19-year run of the podcast officially ends.

Andrew Horowitz joins the ceremony to co-knight a secondary list of supporters categorized as layaway knights and dames. The hosts use ceremonial blades to dub individuals with titles such as Sir Loud Neighbor, Baron Jimmy Big Nuts, and Dame Turf of Brexit. This extensive list recognizes contributors from various regions including the UK, Florida, and the Pacific Northwest.

The hosts celebrate several birthdays within the community, including Estella Brunetti's 14th birthday. A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for new Dames and Knights, who will receive signet rings and certificates of authenticity signed by the hosts. This tradition reinforces the community bond and rewards high-level producers for their ongoing support of the value-for-value model.

Adam Curry acknowledges donors contributing $50 or more and grants new titles within the No Agenda peerage. Notable honors include Dame Rita becoming the Archduchess of Northern Nevada and several listeners reaching the rank of Knight. The host also reads birthday wishes for members of the No Agenda Nation, including Sir Robertson of Two Sticks and Duane of the Porcelain Throne.

Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Sir R.C. Mouse and Sir Duane of the Porcelain Throne. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers and Blow" list of celebratory items and the granting of signet rings from No Agenda Rings. Curry welcomes the new knights to the roundtable and thanks them for their significant financial support of the program.

Adam Curry performs a knighting ceremony for Scotty K, who becomes "Sir Scotty K, the Royal AI Whisperer" after a $1,000 donation. Scotty K plugs his project, Bot Commander, a decentralized AI workspace that operates on a value-for-value model. The segment includes various "jingles" and traditional No Agenda donor acknowledgments, including the "Order of the Ant" awards.

Adam Curry performs a formal knighting ceremony for Dame Maggie and Sir Tim. He describes the new "Order of the Ant" pin and certificate, which features the final signatures of both Curry and Dvorak. The "roundtable" of imaginary food and drinks is presented to the new knights and dames.

The show concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Joshua Caraballo and the induction of a new member into the Order of the Ant. Listeners are encouraged to visit NoAgendaRings.com for signet rings and commemorative pins. Adam Curry provides a final reminder of the "Value for Value" mission and signs off with his signature "Adios mofos" before the closing music mix.

Avery Allen is knighted as "Sir Avery of Hamilton" following a donation of $1,000 or more. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, welcoming him to the Round Table. They mention the availability of No Agenda knight rings and certificates of authenticity for those who reach this level of support.

Sir Hasmaticus II is formally inducted into the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional list of "hookers and blow" and instructions for obtaining a custom Knight ring. The segment concludes with a final list of community birthdays, including Ethan (son of Eli the Coffee Guy).

A small meetup in Hamilton, Ontario, sparked a question about the status of Dvorak's "Vinegar Book." The hosts clarify that it was more of a pamphlet and may be rolled into a future Dvorak family cookbook. Another report from Wilmington, Delaware, featured long-time listeners sharing their grief and appreciation for the show.

The hosts read significant donations and notes from executive producers, including a $1,776 cash donation from Fred Hadley. A lengthy tribute from "Red Knight" in Bismarck, North Dakota, recounts meeting John C. Dvorak at early TWiT recordings and discusses Dvorak's "one-liner" reviews for Apple IIgs games. The segment serves as a memorial to Dvorak's impact on his audience.

Darren and Larry perform a formal knighting ceremony for Danny Haynes, who becomes "Sir Danny Knight of Cumberland County" for his $1,000 donation. They also announce a title change for "Baronet Nobody of New Jersey" and celebrate several birthdays, including the birth of "Miles the Coffee Kid," son of Eli the Coffee Guy.

A listener-produced jingle titled "The War on Chicken" is played, reflecting the show's community-driven content. The segment also features a "Knight Me Baby" song, a parody used to honor regular donors who achieve high-tier status within the No Agenda "Producer" hierarchy. The hosts celebrate the creativity of their audience in developing show-specific memes.

Sir David Vance Sunder, the Black Knight of Pacific Grove, discusses his family's early retirement and his son's move to Estonia for college. He credits the hosts with helping him shape his sons into the men they are today. He also mentions the "ImageMakers, Inc." messages and Dvorak's "Club 33" comedy bits.