Topic: Roundtable

Producers Kelly Dalton and Sir Charles contribute donations to achieve knighthood and request specific items for the No Agenda Roundtable. Dalton requests "Schnitzel and Kirschwasser," while Sir Charles asks for the "WTC7" clip. The segment highlights the long-term loyalty of listeners who transitioned from other podcasts like Unfilter.

Cody Blair from Sugarland, Texas, becomes "Sir Alif" and describes his mission to collect every book written by John C. Dvorak, including a signed copy of "Dvorak Predicts." The note highlights the "grandfatherly" role Dvorak played for many listeners. Blair requests a case of Dvorak's favorite wine for the final roundtable feast.

Paul Fellner, a Doctor of Education, requests a formal knighting as Sir Polytics, Baronet of the Fake News Feed, after years of executive producer credits. He jokes that his paperwork was lost between the "hookers and blow" and the roundtable mutton. The hosts officially rectify the oversight before the show's conclusion.

Adam Curry and Tina the Keeper read the final, extensive "Roundtable Menu" for the newly knighted producers, featuring a mix of gourmet foods and classic show inside jokes. They provide final instructions for ring sizing and address submission, thanking the producers for their 19 years of "Value for Value" support.

Adam Curry officially bestows titles upon new knights and dames of the No Agenda Roundtable. Honorees include Dame Nan Adams, Sir Chamberlain (Lord of the Minion Squires), and Sir H. Chris. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "roundtable spread" of food and items requested by the producers.

Adam Curry performs a formal knighting ceremony for Dame Maggie and Sir Tim. He describes the new "Order of the Ant" pin and certificate, which features the final signatures of both Curry and Dvorak. The "roundtable" of imaginary food and drinks is presented to the new knights and dames.

Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Dennis Hahn (Sir Zephyr of the Valley) and Eric Kessler. He also announces the production of a special John C. Dvorak Memorial Challenge Coin and promotes the availability of No Agenda rings and pins. The ceremony includes the traditional "Mutton and Mead" welcome to the roundtable.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several high-tier donors, including Sir Jack Ash and Sir Rocka of the Spicy Mountains. They discuss the "roundtable" menu, which includes a specific 1987 Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon. Information is provided regarding the official No Agenda signet rings available for knights and dames, which come with a certificate of authenticity and sealing wax.

Brent Stricker is officially knighted as "Sir Wild Bill, Liberator of California" in a formal ceremony. As a new knight in the Order of the Heart, he is granted access to the "roundtable" and will receive a No Agenda signet ring and wax seal. The hosts recite the traditional list of eccentric refreshments available to the peerage.

The formal knighting of Sir Jacket is completed with the traditional "hookers and blow" recitation. Meetup reports were received from Keyport, New Jersey, while upcoming events are scheduled for Raleigh, Boise, and a notable gathering in Kiev, Ukraine. Listeners are encouraged to visit noagendameetups.com to find or start local gatherings for "protection and connection."

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Sifu El Padrino and Sir Boobalot of the Boot Heel. They promote the custom signet rings available at noagendarings.com, which come with sealing wax for authentic correspondence. The ceremony concludes with the traditional "Hookers & Blow" and "Gerbils Breast Milk" celebratory toasts.

James Pelliccio is officially knighted into the Red Knight Order of the Heart, while Natalie Martin and Doug (Sir Wrangler of Jayhawk Nation) are brought to the Roundtable. New knights and dames receive signet rings, certificates of authenticity, and sealing wax to commemorate their status.

The show concluded with a formal knighting ceremony for Jeffrey P. Rosser and Lucas T., who were dubbed Sir Jeffrey P. Rosser and Sir Sloth of Local 4117. Both individuals contributed $1,000 or more to the program. They were granted the traditional "Hookers and Blow" imaginary feast and are eligible to receive the official No Agenda signet ring.

The show concludes with a final reading of donations between $50 and $200. Several producers are upgraded to the No Agenda Roundtable, including Sir Eric, Sir Eugene, and Sir Brian. The hosts thank the "best podcast in the universe" audience for their continued support through the Value for Value model, specifically mentioning long-term donors who have sent checks for over 16 years.

Scott Floyd is knighted as "Sir Scott of Diablo" after donating $1,000. He joins the "Luke's Roundtable" and is granted access to the various fictional amenities of the No Agenda peerage. The hosts also grant birthday karma to "Sir Bemros," who manages the show's back-office data center.

The formal ceremony for the No Agenda International Peace Prize and new Knighthoods is conducted. Recipients include Sir Animus of Dogpatch and several members of the "Crypto Granny" family. New titles such as Dame Taytay of Durango and Sir Double T of the Nosterverse are bestowed, accompanied by the traditional reading of the "Roundtable" menu and instructions for using the official signet rings.

Ron Sherman is officially knighted as "Sir Fungus Among Us" following his cumulative contribution of $1,000 to the show. The ceremony includes the traditional bestowal of "Hookers & Blow, Rent Boys, and Chardonnay" at the No Agenda Roundtable. Listeners are encouraged to visit the show's website to view the signet rings and certificates available to those who reach the rank of Knight or Dame.

The show concludes with a comprehensive list of donors contributing $50 and above. New Secretary Generalships are awarded to Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch, Sir Scovey, and Sir Your Honest Mechanic. The hosts perform the official knighting ceremony for Sir Matthew of the Lower Coastal Plain and Sir ElevenOfNine, welcoming them to the No Agenda Roundtable.

The official knighting ceremony takes place for Sir Sharkey and Sir Matt, who have reached the $1,000 donation threshold. Several others are elevated to Secretary General status. The hosts describe the perks of the roundtable, including the "No Agenda ring" and official proclamations, while maintaining the show's tradition of humorous and elaborate title changes.

The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several high-level donors, bestowing titles such as "Dame Deanna Beacon of Good Heart" and "Sir Eric The Unfolder of Good Heart." They promote the availability of custom signet rings and PhD certificates at the show's official website. The segment reinforces the community aspect of the "Value for Value" model, thanking the "Roundtable" for their continued financial support.