Topic: Dame

Viscount John Noonan and Sir Charles of the Lowly South contribute challenge coin donations to finalize their peerage status. Charles Bosch completes his journey to knighthood, while Dame Patricia Worthington expresses gratitude for the show's guidance during the pandemic. The segment transitions into a musical tribute for the departing production.

Dame Janet of Wyoming sends a sympathy card and requests the "I Love My Truck" jingle. Eli the Coffee Guy, owner of Gigawatt Coffee Roasters, reflects on his time as a "corporate spook" and how the show kept him company during his transition to business ownership. He offers a final discount code for the "No Agenda" community.

Christopher Benfield donates with a "trains good, planes bad" jingle request, citing the show's support during COVID-19 and a personal divorce. Dame Jeanette of the Lone Star Sky also obtains a JCD challenge coin, elevating her status to Baroness. A request for a "Bless the Drivers" jingle is made but cannot be fulfilled as the audio does not exist in the current library.

Gregory Garsher donates for a challenge coin and requests a damehood for his wife, Shelly Gardner, under the title Dame Lel of the San Diego Shires. The host thanks guest Andrew for his assistance with cold reading the numerous donation notes during the lengthy session.

A formal knighting and birthday celebration ceremony honors numerous supporters of the No Agenda show. Individuals receive titles including Duke, Baronet, Viscount, and Archduke for their financial contributions and loyalty. The segment includes birthday wishes for Rylan McKenna, Mrs. Smith, and Iris, alongside a massive list of challenge coin recipients and newly minted members of the peerage.

Andrew Horowitz joins the ceremony to co-knight a secondary list of supporters categorized as layaway knights and dames. The hosts use ceremonial blades to dub individuals with titles such as Sir Loud Neighbor, Baron Jimmy Big Nuts, and Dame Turf of Brexit. This extensive list recognizes contributors from various regions including the UK, Florida, and the Pacific Northwest.

Adam Curry officially bestows titles upon new knights and dames of the No Agenda Roundtable. Honorees include Dame Nan Adams, Sir Chamberlain (Lord of the Minion Squires), and Sir H. Chris. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "roundtable spread" of food and items requested by the producers.

Adam Curry acknowledges donors contributing $50 or more and grants new titles within the No Agenda peerage. Notable honors include Dame Rita becoming the Archduchess of Northern Nevada and several listeners reaching the rank of Knight. The host also reads birthday wishes for members of the No Agenda Nation, including Sir Robertson of Two Sticks and Duane of the Porcelain Throne.

Adam Curry officially dubs new knights and dames of the No Agenda roundtable, granting them titles and fiefdoms such as "UFO Beach" and "Protector of Bono, Arkansas." The new peers are invited to select their virtual meals and drinks for the roundtable and are directed to the ring website for their credentials.

The hosts perform the formal "nounsication" of new Knights and Dames who have donated $1,000 or more. New titles include Sir Matt of the Flight Levels and Dame Ulyani. The ceremony includes the traditional granting of "hookers and blow" (symbolically) and instructions on how to obtain No Agenda signet rings.

The segment serves as a final tribute to the late John C. Dvorak, featuring a memorial song by the Grumpy Old Dames. The lyrics celebrate his career as a tech mind, skeptic, and "noble knight," marking the end of his long-running watch on the program.

Donations from international and domestic producers are read, including the Innkeeper of Amsterdam and Sarcastic The Nomad. Dame Lacey reaches the level of Baroness and requests to hear a recording of John C. Dvorak asking for donations in a "spooky voice."

Dame Catherine, known as the Crypto Granny of Bangkok, contributed $5,000 in Bitcoin to support the show following John C. Dvorak's passing. She credits Dvorak with inspiring her to write her memoirs, which he suggested she title "Random Tales from a Hippie Chick." Her note emphasizes the impact Dvorak's stories had on her soul and encourages the remaining production team to stay strong.

Casey Hamrey donated to complete her journey to becoming Dame Dingbat of the Colorado River Flood Penny. She credits the podcast with helping her escape an "indoctrinated hell bubble" in Austin, Texas. Her note highlights a practical "tip of the day" from John C. Dvorak that led her to purchase a Westinghouse pressure washer, which she still uses.

Jasmine McMahon donated $333.33, falling exactly one penny short of the requirement for a Damehood. After a brief search for a physical penny in the studio, the hosts granted her the title Dame Mcmama. She requested the "Boom Shakalaka" and "Obama No-No" jingles to celebrate her new status at the Round Table.

Dame Susan increased her planned donation to $301.30 following what she described as the "sudden unexpected passing of Lady G," referring to Senator Lindsey Graham. She praised the podcast as the only one in her universe capable of deconstructing such breaking news. Her title, Dame Susan of the Soldner Wheel, was officially recognized during the executive producer credits.

Sir Colin and Dame Ella sent a donation in memory of John C. Dvorak, noting they had been "overboard" recently due to the births of their two children. They shared a message of peace using the "evergreen words of Blockbuster: Be kind, rewind." The couple emphasized that the community Dvorak helped build stays together even during difficult times.

The Dilarodo sisters from Boring, Oregon, donated $188.88, stating that John C. Dvorak's sense of humor made their hard work days worthwhile. They expressed a belief that Dvorak is now watching the show from above alongside their late mother, Dame Jazzy of Humboldt. The sisters joined a long list of donors contributing the show's "favorite number" in Dvorak's honor.

Dame Lindsay of the House Hunters shared her disappointment that she would not be able to use her planned "somebody shut that baby up!" line on John C. Dvorak at an upcoming meetup. She and her sister Lauren still plan to attend the Northern Silicon Valley gathering to honor Dvorak by "fisting some nuts" and drinking his recommended Costco wines.

Sir Sean of the Allegheny Valley reflects on following Dvorak from Silicon Spin to No Agenda and receives a "jobs karma" blessing due to his current unemployment. Dame Tara mentions lighting a candle at mass for Dvorak. Miss Kitty Girl Soaps and Sir William of Morningside also offer tributes.