Matt Long Guest Co-Host Introduction and Texas Politics
Adam Curry welcomes guest co-host Matt Long to the studio in Fredericksburg, Texas. Long, the host of the Matt Long Show on Hill Country Patriot FM, discusses his growing audience and his local political involvement. The conversation covers Long's hobby of reenacting Benjamin Franklin at the Texas State Capitol and the duo's shared interest in tobacco-flavored vaping.
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00:00 Oh, yeah. She was like a cartoon. Adam Curry. It's Thursday, October 15th, 2026. This is your award-winning Kimo Nation Media Assassination Episode 1912. This is No Agenda. Coming to you from the heart of the Texas Hill Country once again in Fredericksburg, Texas. It is time for another No Agenda with another guest co-host, this time in the studio. He's here for the second time. His name is Matt Long, and we will welcome him in 96 seconds from now. Stand by, ladies and gentlemen, from the Texas Hill Country, by way of 1776.
00:44 He's got a powdered wig, a lightning rod, and a constitutional right hook. Powder wig, pugilist pulpit to the punchline. Kite string peeping with the lightning bolt. Clothesline, freaking with a food and chair. Freedom in the headlock. Hill country, hell raised a hammer in the deadlock. Checks and balances, neck and shoulder tackles. Spin cycle thing that gets get tangled in the grapples. Who's selling sound bites? Scripted little scandals, mats broadcasting thunder from a steel shipping channel. Freight box frequency, free thought friction founded by the footburnt constitutional conviction. They manufacture consent.
01:23 He's dismantling the sentence, putting paid for punditry and powdered with repentance. Adam, he's climbing the turnbuckle. That's a First Amendment flying elbow. Long story short, Matt Long. They can cut the transmission, can't cancel the song. Long story short, Matt Long. Got a kite full of lightning and a mic full of wrong. No scripted, surrender, no corporate clout. Value for value, we hit him in the mouth in the morning. Adam Curry and the Hill Country heavyweight. Don't say we don't love you, Matt. Oh, man, I'm telling you what, that's that was amazing.
02:14 I will have to go home and play it at half speed to understand the lyrics. It was said, yeah, I know. Yeah, you know, Led Zeppelin always sang their songs slowly. So I could never get into that genre of music where you had more than two words in five seconds. Let me put some honor on Matt's name. Matt Long is the host of the Matt Long Show, Weekdays on Hill Country Patriot FM. What is the frequency of that? 104.3 and 102.1. Yeah, I listen online, man. I stream it. Of course. Because whenever I listen to it here over the air, it melds in with some other station.
02:52 What is that other station? Is that from Bernie or somewhere? Well, if it's in the morning, it's Atmospherics, and it's one of the Mexican stations. Yeah, exactly what it is. It's the Mexican stations, and they just ride over the top of us on a regular basis. So Matt does his show from a shipping container at Hill Patriot FM, which is lovely. I mean, I just love that setup. I've been on the show several times and recently coming on Monday mornings to talk about stuff. Although, luckily, you've upgraded to a clean feed, which is nice. It's really good. I have. I've impressed everybody at the station with clean feed. And so they're all, someone even thought I had you in the studio last time.
03:32 Oh, you were on? There you go. It probably sounded better. It probably did. Yeah, no, in our studio. But, you know, I'd like to say something to our producers. You know, last time I was the first time I was the No Agenda co-host here, I looked at my numbers, and I don't look at my numbers on my podcast. I rarely write the Matt Long show. It's a daily radio program. I take out all the commercials and put in a little 15-second bump in there. And so, yeah, you get to hear me say, we'll be right back after this short break. Bump, bump, bump. And so, anyway, I checked out that my numbers that day after I got back from the studio here, and they had jumped significantly, like a bunch.
04:18 Yeah. And so I figured, well, okay, I'll get a nice little one-time bump. Let's see what happens. Well, I've been watching it now for four weeks. It kept that big bump for about a week, and then it went down a little bit, but it's studied off. And so all of you who came over from No Agenda interested in the Christian Texas politics who came. No, those got to be Texans. Adam, they got to be Texans coming over there. I mean, if you're from, you know, New Jersey, what do you care about Texas politics? I lived there for 12 years. Jersey Boys is real, man. Careful. We'll have to take you out back. Okay. Texas boy. So I just wanted to say thank you. And also, the art. I don't.
04:59 don't think anybody, I don't think anybody's ever created a piece of art for me like that. Like the album. What do you call it? Yeah, the album art. The album art. Well, everyone that had my name on it, I printed, had a four by four glossy print made. In fact, I have them here. There's nine of them. Oh, and then I made a, out of my four favorites, I made a 16 by 16 poster. Oh, wow. And so, but my goal is, is to, I'd love to get a signature on these works of art. Oh, from the artist. From the artists themselves. So I'm going to, I mean, it may be impossible. I don't know. Maybe one or two of them will show up at the No Agenda Meetup.
05:42 This was going to be my next honor. Honorific to throw on your name here. Matt and his beautiful wife, Gail. It would just say Gail and that Matt. Let's just put it in the right order. Yeah. Have organized the Fredericksburg No Agenda Meetup since inception at Bar 1776. That's J6 or Jenny's place. And we got another one coming up this Saturday. Excited about it. I'll be running a little late. I have two speaking engagements this Saturday. Are you speaking as Matt or as Ben? Both. Okay. Let me just set it up, Matt. Okay, for those of you who missed it the last time, Matt is, I would say, state famous, but probably world famous for his
06:31 reenactment is the right word, yes, of Benjamin Franklin. Matt knows more about Benjamin Franklin than anybody I've ever met. And he looks when he gets into his wig and his spectacles and his outfits. It's my hair. Oh, that's right. I straighten my hair. Straighten your hair, right. That's right. And shave my headline back. Listen, this is dedicated, man. Yeah, dedicated. He puts the suit on. He's got the shoes with the buckles. And you got a cane? Oh, I've got the gold cap cap. You got the cane. And you go to the Capitol in Austin and you walk around and you give lawmakers crap. You're like, hey, you're unconstitutional. Get out of here. You whack them with the cane. That's right.
07:12 Absolutely. So you did one as you and one as me. Yeah, Saturday morning is the men's prayer group at Bridge. And I'm going to be speaking to them as Matt. When is it? This Saturday. Is that this Saturday? It's a prayer group, not the regular men's group. No, we have a Saturday, once-a-month, second Saturday men's prayer group that Jeff McClarty puts on. I didn't know. And so, yeah, it's really good. Do I need a secret handshake? No, no, no. You just need to show up, get on the list. And I think it's the second Saturday. Is this the second Saturday of the month you're on the list? Okay. Yeah, it will be the second. And then I'm going out to Patriot Academy for
07:56 not the Boy Scouts. What's the replacement group for the Boy Scouts? Scouts. I think. Young Life or Boys Life or something. Anyway, there is a. So it's no longer Boy Scouts in America. No, no, no, no. There is Boy Scouts of America. Which includes girls. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. But a number of years ago, there were Christians who organized a counter scout group. And it is called, boy, it's called Boys' Life or something like that. You should probably know before you go. Before I go, yes. Prep a little. I've got it in my notes here. But that's going to be out at Patriot Academy.
08:35 And yes, I'll be going in my full garb out there to talk to young men and boys out there. And that's early afternoon. All right. So, yeah, it'll be a busy day. So maybe when I get to the meetup, I may just sit quietly in a corner. My tongues and lips may just be worn out. But you'll be dressed as Ben? Actually, yes. That might be kind of cool. It is because I'm not going to have time for a costume change. Yeah, we got lots of people who want to take a picture with Benjamin Franklin. That's a good thing. All right. He'll be there. I'm going to do autographs for five bucks. It's not true. He does them for free. How many people are coming? Do you know?
09:17 To the meetup? Yeah. I do not know. I never checked the RSVPs. I imagine it's going to be a whole lot like the others. We usually have, what, 30 to 40 to 50, maybe? Something like that, yeah. 30 to 50 that come and go. I want to encourage people to spend both nights this weekend. Yeah, that would be good for Jenny, too. It would really be. She would really use some of that business. And my offer still stands that if you stay both nights, you will have some of my jellies and jams at your breakfast. Matt brought me home some. Yeah, you brought me another jar. This was peach. Yeah, this was peach. Man, and that stuff is so good. And I always say, Tina, I have some. She's like, it's all sugar. I said, well, of course, that's how you make it.
09:58 Not just peaches. There's sugar in there. Yeah, that's the whole point. Like, I got my sourdough, I got my butter. And then, like, oh, yeah, it's so good. It's awesome, man. Another reason I'm so happy you're here is you're a fellow vapor. There's nothing like just vaping away in this studio. I love that. It seems to be a lost art form. I mean, does anyone vape anymore? Are we the last of the Mohicans? We might be, unless you're, you know, an illegal high schooler out in the back vaping with the blueberry, blueberry vapes. Those are no good. Those are no good. You know, I bought some cartridges from a country, a company recently, and they sent me a free bottle of some insanely juicy berry thing that I will never, ever, ever use.
10:42 And I didn't know whether just to send it back or it's like what do you, what, what, what do you vape? Do you have nicotine in there? Yeah, it's, I think I'm at 12 milligrams of nicotine, not the 18 is for big boys. I'm at, I think I'm at four or six. I'm pretty low. I'm a low, I'm a micro doser, man. Yeah, and no flavors. I want it as I just want tobacco taste. Yeah, that's what I'm after. That's what I'm after. Well, I'm also glad you're here because you already know what's going on with me and with the show. And I'm happy to be able to look at you when I go through this because you're a brother in Christ. You understand what I'm saying here. And we'll get right into the media deconstruction in a moment.
