# Roundtable on The No Agenda Show Roundtable comes up in 222 chapters across 216 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from August 2009 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 222 - **Episodes:** 216 - **Discussed:** August 2009 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [Peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Value For Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [Ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md), [Signet Ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [Birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [Signet Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 222 ### Sir Kelmeister and Sir Charles Roundtable Requests - **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-30 - **Time:** 42:48–45:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/sir-kelmeister-and-sir-charles-roundtable-requests.md Producers Kelly Dalton and Sir Charles contribute donations to achieve knighthood and request specific items for the No Agenda Roundtable. Dalton requests "Schnitzel and Kirschwasser," while Sir Charles asks for the "WTC7" clip. The segment highlights the long-term loyalty of listeners who transitioned from other podcasts like Unfilter. Keywords: tracy california, sandy springs georgia, [wtc7](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wtc7.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md) ### Sir Alif and the Collection of Dvorak Books - **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-30 - **Time:** 1:08:19–1:10:21 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/sir-alif-and-the-collection-of-dvorak-books.md Cody Blair from Sugarland, Texas, becomes "Sir Alif" and describes his mission to collect every book written by John C. Dvorak, including a signed copy of "Dvorak Predicts." The note highlights the "grandfatherly" role Dvorak played for many listeners. Blair requests a case of Dvorak's favorite wine for the final roundtable feast. Keywords: sugarland texas, [joe rogan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-rogan.md), dvorak predicts, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md) ### Sir Polytics and the Fake News Feed Knighthood - **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-30 - **Time:** 2:07:09–2:08:37 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/sir-polytics-and-the-fake-news-feed-knighthood.md Paul Fellner, a Doctor of Education, requests a formal knighting as Sir Polytics, Baronet of the Fake News Feed, after years of executive producer credits. He jokes that his paperwork was lost between the "hookers and blow" and the roundtable mutton. The hosts officially rectify the oversight before the show's conclusion. Keywords: paul fellner, sir polytics, [fake news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fake-news.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), doctor of education ### Final Roundtable Menu and Ring Sizing - **Episode:** [1915: Off The Rails](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1915-off-the-rails.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-25 - **Time:** 3:30:48–3:34:11 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1915-off-the-rails/chapter/final-roundtable-menu-and-ring-sizing.md Adam Curry and Tina the Keeper read the final, extensive "Roundtable Menu" for the newly knighted producers, featuring a mix of gourmet foods and classic show inside jokes. They provide final instructions for ring sizing and address submission, thanking the producers for their 19 years of "Value for Value" support. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), menu, [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) ### No Agenda Knighthood and Daming Ceremony - **Episode:** [1912: Chaos Dynamic](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1912-chaos-dynamic.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-15 - **Time:** 2:30:00–2:32:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1912-chaos-dynamic/chapter/no-agenda-knighthood-and-daming-ceremony.md Adam Curry officially bestows titles upon new knights and dames of the No Agenda Roundtable. Honorees include Dame Nan Adams, Sir Chamberlain (Lord of the Minion Squires), and Sir H. Chris. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "roundtable spread" of food and items requested by the producers. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), sir chamberlain, sir h chris ### Knighting Ceremony and the Order of the Ant Pin - **Episode:** [1903: Non-Practicing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1903-non-practicing.md) - **Published:** 2026-09-13 - **Time:** 3:05:56–3:09:48 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1903-non-practicing/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-the-order-of-the-ant-pin.md Adam Curry performs a formal knighting ceremony for Dame Maggie and Sir Tim. He describes the new "Order of the Ant" pin and certificate, which features the final signatures of both Curry and Dvorak. The "roundtable" of imaginary food and drinks is presented to the new knights and dames. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [order of the ant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/order-of-the-ant.md), [pins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pins.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md) ### Knighting Ceremony and No Agenda Memorial Coin - **Episode:** [1896: Just Dew It](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1896-just-dew-it.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-20 - **Time:** 2:17:23–2:20:10 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1896-just-dew-it/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-no-agenda-memorial-coin.md Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Dennis Hahn (Sir Zephyr of the Valley) and Eric Kessler. He also announces the production of a special John C. Dvorak Memorial Challenge Coin and promotes the availability of No Agenda rings and pins. The ceremony includes the traditional "Mutton and Mead" welcome to the roundtable. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [no agenda roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-roundtable.md), [john c dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [challenge coin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/challenge-coin.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, No Agenda Signet Rings - **Episode:** [1884: Code Brown](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1884-code-brown.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-09 - **Time:** 2:38:51–2:43:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1884-code-brown/chapter/knighting-ceremony-no-agenda-signet-rings.md The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several high-tier donors, including Sir Jack Ash and Sir Rocka of the Spicy Mountains. They discuss the "roundtable" menu, which includes a specific 1987 Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon. 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Meetup reports were received from Keyport, New Jersey, while upcoming events are scheduled for Raleigh, Boise, and a notable gathering in Kiev, Ukraine. Listeners are encouraged to visit noagendameetups.com to find or start local gatherings for "protection and connection." Keywords: [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), keyport, [raleigh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/raleigh.md), [kiev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kiev.md), [boise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boise.md), [rotterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rotterdam.md) ### Knighting Ceremony and No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1868: Lubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1868-lubio.md) - **Published:** 2026-05-14 - **Time:** 2:44:57–2:49:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1868-lubio/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-no-agenda-rings.md Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Sifu El Padrino and Sir Boobalot of the Boot Heel. They promote the custom signet rings available at noagendarings.com, which come with sealing wax for authentic correspondence. The ceremony concludes with the traditional "Hookers & Blow" and "Gerbils Breast Milk" celebratory toasts. 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The hosts also grant birthday karma to "Sir Bemros," who manages the show's back-office data center. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), luke's roundtable, scott floyd, [no agenda nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md) ### No Agenda Knighthood and Peace Prize Ceremony - **Episode:** [1816: Boomer Knowledge](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1816-boomer-knowledge.md) - **Published:** 2025-11-13 - **Time:** 2:58:38–3:00:30 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1816-boomer-knowledge/chapter/no-agenda-knighthood-and-peace-prize-ceremony.md The formal ceremony for the No Agenda International Peace Prize and new Knighthoods is conducted. Recipients include Sir Animus of Dogpatch and several members of the "Crypto Granny" family. 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Listeners are encouraged to visit the show's website to view the signet rings and certificates available to those who reach the rank of Knight or Dame. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [chardonnay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chardonnay.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md) ### Final Donor Credits and Secretary Generalships - **Episode:** [1798: Adam & The Robot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1798-adam-the-robot.md) - **Published:** 2025-09-11 - **Time:** 3:01:33–3:11:31 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1798-adam-the-robot/chapter/final-donor-credits-and-secretary-generalships.md The show concludes with a comprehensive list of donors contributing $50 and above. New Secretary Generalships are awarded to Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch, Sir Scovey, and Sir Your Honest Mechanic. The hosts perform the official knighting ceremony for Sir Matthew of the Lower Coastal Plain and Sir ElevenOfNine, welcoming them to the No Agenda Roundtable. 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Several others are elevated to Secretary General status. The hosts describe the perks of the roundtable, including the "No Agenda ring" and official proclamations, while maintaining the show's tradition of humorous and elaborate title changes. 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