Topic: Dedouching

Sir Matthew Wells, a Black Knight and executive producer, donates $388.83 to honor the memory of John C. Dvorak. He recounts being "hit in the mouth" by the show's message after hearing a host on InfoWars in 2017. Wells requests a final "dedouching" and a jingle supercut to mark the end of his tenure as a producer.

Sir Mad Hatter, Baron of Alabama, requests his daughter's "Don't Eat Me, Joe Biden" jingle one last time. Chris Korivo of Driftwood, Texas, cites Ecclesiastes 3:1 regarding the seasons of life and claims his knighthood. The segment includes the "Boo Jiden" audio clip featuring a child's voice.

Producer Melod presents an end-of-era musical mix celebrating the show's service to "Gitmo Nation" and its various exit strategies. Following the music, the hosts process a donation from Eugene, Oregon, and perform a "dedouching" ceremony. The segment emphasizes that the show was "not bad for just a comedy show."

A donor known as the Russian Card Trick Guy recalls meeting John C. Dvorak at a Seattle meetup in August 2018. He notes the difficulty of impressing Dvorak with close-up magic but appreciates the "cranky old man" persona. The segment includes a request for baby delivery karma as the donor and his wife prepare for their second child in November.

A donor named Eddie Sanders references Dvorak's long career dating back to the back pages of PC World. The segment takes a lighthearted turn as the host is encouraged to continue investigating the "oral contents" of others. The segment concludes with the playing of the "yak karma" jingle.

Kevin Pearcey requested health karma for his brother Eric, who became a quadriplegic after a swimming accident on Memorial Day. The family is seeking donations via GoFundMe for medical expenses and home modifications. Other listeners, including Stamatina Hunter and an anonymous donor from Los Angeles, received "dedouching" and "whoopie" sound effects.

A donation from an Australian producer leads to a tangent about a massive spider photographed on a toilet in Sydney. The hosts also perform a "de-douching" ceremony for a donor who had not contributed since receiving a knighthood.

Donations from Dame Schwartz and Jenna D'Amico are acknowledged, with D'Amico celebrating her 33rd birthday. D'Amico shares that her best friend, the head of communications at RT in Moscow, listens to the podcast regularly.

Donations from Georgia, Illinois, and Texas are read to help combat the "summer donation doldrums." The hosts perform "dedouching" rituals for new producers and discuss the path toward knighthood for long-time listeners.