Topic: Sword

Guest host Andrew Horowitz joins in a final "co-knighting" ceremony, using a ceremonial blade to dub the remaining list of layaway knights and dames. The segment concludes with a massive list of new titles, including Sir Sunny Skies and Sir Brooklyn Bailiff. The host expresses final gratitude to the "No Agenda Nation" as the 19-year run of the podcast officially ends.

A viral video features a woman reading a "zero tolerance" bigotry disclaimer for her upcoming wedding, threatening to eject any guest who displays homophobia, racism, or xenophobia. She claims her bridesmaids will be carrying swords on their backs for security. The hosts label the woman a "bigot" herself for her exclusionary and aggressive stance toward her own guests and family.

Dame Bang-Bang is recognized for her contribution and her work on the RFK Jr. campaign. She sent the hosts campaign memorabilia and a map of the native Chumash territory. Additionally, Black Dame Loco of Texas Hot Glass sent a custom-made glass sword to the studio. The hosts discuss the craftsmanship of the glass piece and the artist's other work, including high-end glass bongs.

During the Bastrop meetup, a formal ceremony was held to knight and dame several producers. The ceremony utilized a massive, five-foot-long sword brought by a producer, which was compared to the legendary Excalibur.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for Peter Strux and Jason Denny, involving a sword-flipping ritual. Mark and Beverly Tanner are congratulated on their 40th wedding anniversary. New knights are welcomed to the roundtable with a traditional menu of "Hookers & Blow" and "Mutton & Mead."

Adam Curry and John Dvorak conduct the official knighting ceremony for episode 1200, using a sword to dub new knights. The birthday list includes Baroness Karen and Steven Void Zero, followed by instructions for new knights to claim their rings and certificates.

The show enters its final phase with the reading of the birthday list and official title changes for producers ascending to Baronet or Viscount status. The hosts prepare for the formal knighting ceremony, using a "ratchet" sound effect to simulate the mechanical process of processing the large volume of new knights.

The hosts review Russia Today's (RT) coverage of the death of Saudi King Abdullah. RT highlighted the kingdom's poor human rights record and showed footage of Prince Charles performing a traditional sword dance with the Saudi royals. The hosts discuss the "flavor saver" facial hair of the new Saudi leadership and the hypocrisy of Western leaders mourning the monarch.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a knighting ceremony for Wade Ostrander and Andrew Lassemany. Curry, broadcasting from Amsterdam, jokes about carrying a sword and slide whistle through airport security. The new knights are welcomed to the "No Agenda Round Table" with the traditional list of celebratory items.

Police in Lancashire, England, tasered 61-year-old Colin Farmer, a blind man, after mistaking his white cane for a samurai sword. The incident occurred while officers were searching for a different individual reportedly armed with a blade. The police department issued a formal apology for the traumatic mishap, which Farmer described as a nightmare.