Topic: Roundtable

Producers Kelly Dalton and Sir Charles contribute donations to achieve knighthood and request specific items for the No Agenda Roundtable. Dalton requests "Schnitzel and Kirschwasser," while Sir Charles asks for the "WTC7" clip. The segment highlights the long-term loyalty of listeners who transitioned from other podcasts like Unfilter.

Cody Blair from Sugarland, Texas, becomes "Sir Alif" and describes his mission to collect every book written by John C. Dvorak, including a signed copy of "Dvorak Predicts." The note highlights the "grandfatherly" role Dvorak played for many listeners. Blair requests a case of Dvorak's favorite wine for the final roundtable feast.

Paul Fellner, a Doctor of Education, requests a formal knighting as Sir Polytics, Baronet of the Fake News Feed, after years of executive producer credits. He jokes that his paperwork was lost between the "hookers and blow" and the roundtable mutton. The hosts officially rectify the oversight before the show's conclusion.

Adam Curry and Tina the Keeper read the final, extensive "Roundtable Menu" for the newly knighted producers, featuring a mix of gourmet foods and classic show inside jokes. They provide final instructions for ring sizing and address submission, thanking the producers for their 19 years of "Value for Value" support.

Adam Curry officially bestows titles upon new knights and dames of the No Agenda Roundtable. Honorees include Dame Nan Adams, Sir Chamberlain (Lord of the Minion Squires), and Sir H. Chris. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "roundtable spread" of food and items requested by the producers.

Adam Curry performs a formal knighting ceremony for Dame Maggie and Sir Tim. He describes the new "Order of the Ant" pin and certificate, which features the final signatures of both Curry and Dvorak. The "roundtable" of imaginary food and drinks is presented to the new knights and dames.

Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Dennis Hahn (Sir Zephyr of the Valley) and Eric Kessler. He also announces the production of a special John C. Dvorak Memorial Challenge Coin and promotes the availability of No Agenda rings and pins. The ceremony includes the traditional "Mutton and Mead" welcome to the roundtable.