Topic: Rings

An anonymous donor is knighted as "Sir Procrastinator" after donating since 2011 without claiming a title. Sir Infinitis compares the show's end to the Rolling Stones continuing without their drummer, Charlie Watts, and praises the hosts for building a genuine worldwide family. He requests the "Noodle Gun" and "Fisting Nuts" jingles.

Adam Curry and Tina the Keeper read the final, extensive "Roundtable Menu" for the newly knighted producers, featuring a mix of gourmet foods and classic show inside jokes. They provide final instructions for ring sizing and address submission, thanking the producers for their 19 years of "Value for Value" support.

The hosts celebrate several birthdays within the community, including Estella Brunetti's 14th birthday. A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for new Dames and Knights, who will receive signet rings and certificates of authenticity signed by the hosts. This tradition reinforces the community bond and rewards high-level producers for their ongoing support of the value-for-value model.

Adam Curry announces the release of a commemorative John C. Dvorak challenge coin, created with the help of Sir Paul Couture and the Dvorak family. The coin features John's iconic salute and various symbols related to his career, such as a Bakelite phone. Curry explains that the coin is available through the "value for value" model and serves as a tribute to Dvorak's 30-year legacy in media.

Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Sir R.C. Mouse and Sir Duane of the Porcelain Throne. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers and Blow" list of celebratory items and the granting of signet rings from No Agenda Rings. Curry welcomes the new knights to the roundtable and thanks them for their significant financial support of the program.

Adam Curry acknowledges donations for Breast Cancer Awareness Month and reads the final list of producers for the episode. He announces the end of the "Order of the Ant" promotion, with Nicholas Herron and Sir Commodore Brennan being the final recipients. The segment concludes with details on how donors can claim their official No Agenda rings and certificates.

Adam Curry officially dubs new knights and dames of the No Agenda roundtable, granting them titles and fiefdoms such as "UFO Beach" and "Protector of Bono, Arkansas." The new peers are invited to select their virtual meals and drinks for the roundtable and are directed to the ring website for their credentials.

The show concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Joshua Caraballo and the induction of a new member into the Order of the Ant. Listeners are encouraged to visit NoAgendaRings.com for signet rings and commemorative pins. Adam Curry provides a final reminder of the "Value for Value" mission and signs off with his signature "Adios mofos" before the closing music mix.

Adam Curry officially knights and dames several high-value producers, including Jessica Green, Annette Miller, and Raymond Lee. He details the rewards associated with these titles, such as "gerbils' breast milk" and "mutton and mead." The segment concludes with a promotion for the physical "Order of the Ant" pins available to those who donate the specific $333.33 amount.

The show celebrates several producer birthdays, including Adam's daughter Christina Valerie Curry. The newly minted knights are offered traditional (and humorous) knightly rewards, and listeners are directed to NoAgendaRings.com for information on official show jewelry.

Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Dennis Hahn (Sir Zephyr of the Valley) and Eric Kessler. He also announces the production of a special John C. Dvorak Memorial Challenge Coin and promotes the availability of No Agenda rings and pins. The ceremony includes the traditional "Mutton and Mead" welcome to the roundtable.

Avery Allen is knighted as "Sir Avery of Hamilton" following a donation of $1,000 or more. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, welcoming him to the Round Table. They mention the availability of No Agenda knight rings and certificates of authenticity for those who reach this level of support.

Sir Hasmaticus II is formally inducted into the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional list of "hookers and blow" and instructions for obtaining a custom Knight ring. The segment concludes with a final list of community birthdays, including Ethan (son of Eli the Coffee Guy).

Darren and Larry perform a formal knighting ceremony for Danny Haynes, who becomes "Sir Danny Knight of Cumberland County" for his $1,000 donation. They also announce a title change for "Baronet Nobody of New Jersey" and celebrate several birthdays, including the birth of "Miles the Coffee Kid," son of Eli the Coffee Guy.