# Rings on The No Agenda Show Rings comes up in 484 chapters across 454 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from February 2010 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 484 - **Episodes:** 454 - **Discussed:** February 2010 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [Peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [Roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [Round Table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [Birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [Value For Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [Ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ceremony.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 484 ### Sir Procrastinator and the Rolling Stones Analogy - **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-30 - **Time:** 3:35:49–3:39:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/sir-procrastinator-and-the-rolling-stones-analogy.md An anonymous donor is knighted as "Sir Procrastinator" after donating since 2011 without claiming a title. Sir Infinitis compares the show's end to the Rolling Stones continuing without their drummer, Charlie Watts, and praises the hosts for building a genuine worldwide family. He requests the "Noodle Gun" and "Fisting Nuts" jingles. Keywords: sir procrastinator, woodland hills, sir infinitis, [rolling stones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rolling-stones.md), charlie watts, [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md) ### Final Roundtable Menu and Ring Sizing - **Episode:** [1915: Off The Rails](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1915-off-the-rails.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-25 - **Time:** 3:30:48–3:34:11 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1915-off-the-rails/chapter/final-roundtable-menu-and-ring-sizing.md Adam Curry and Tina the Keeper read the final, extensive "Roundtable Menu" for the newly knighted producers, featuring a mix of gourmet foods and classic show inside jokes. They provide final instructions for ring sizing and address submission, thanking the producers for their 19 years of "Value for Value" support. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), menu, [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) ### Birthday Celebrations and Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1910: Media Murder](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1910-media-murder.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-08 - **Time:** 2:33:47–2:38:42 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1910-media-murder/chapter/birthday-celebrations-and-knighting-ceremony.md The hosts celebrate several birthdays within the community, including Estella Brunetti's 14th birthday. A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for new Dames and Knights, who will receive signet rings and certificates of authenticity signed by the hosts. This tradition reinforces the community bond and rewards high-level producers for their ongoing support of the value-for-value model. Keywords: [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### John C. Dvorak Memorial Challenge Coin Announcement - **Episode:** [1908: Chivatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-01 - **Time:** 2:10:37–2:14:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican/chapter/john-c-dvorak-memorial-challenge-coin-announcement.md Adam Curry announces the release of a commemorative John C. Dvorak challenge coin, created with the help of Sir Paul Couture and the Dvorak family. The coin features John's iconic salute and various symbols related to his career, such as a Bakelite phone. Curry explains that the coin is available through the "value for value" model and serves as a tribute to Dvorak's 30-year legacy in media. 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Curry welcomes the new knights to the roundtable and thanks them for their significant financial support of the program. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [hookers and blow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers-and-blow.md), [mutton and mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton-and-mead.md) ### Final Donations and the Order of the Ant - **Episode:** [1907: One Shotted](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1907-one-shotted.md) - **Published:** 2026-09-27 - **Time:** 2:22:17–2:26:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1907-one-shotted/chapter/final-donations-and-the-order-of-the-ant.md Adam Curry acknowledges donations for Breast Cancer Awareness Month and reads the final list of producers for the episode. He announces the end of the "Order of the Ant" promotion, with Nicholas Herron and Sir Commodore Brennan being the final recipients. The segment concludes with details on how donors can claim their official No Agenda rings and certificates. 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The new peers are invited to select their virtual meals and drinks for the roundtable and are directed to the ring website for their credentials. Keywords: dame midge, sir commodorable, sir tom, sir arno, [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Order of the Ant and Sign-Off - **Episode:** [1901: Neighbor Narcs](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1901-neighbor-narcs.md) - **Published:** 2026-09-06 - **Time:** 2:14:58–2:21:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1901-neighbor-narcs/chapter/knighting-ceremony-order-of-the-ant-and-sign-off.md The show concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Joshua Caraballo and the induction of a new member into the Order of the Ant. Listeners are encouraged to visit NoAgendaRings.com for signet rings and commemorative pins. Adam Curry provides a final reminder of the "Value for Value" mission and signs off with his signature "Adios mofos" before the closing music mix. 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The segment concludes with a promotion for the physical "Order of the Ant" pins available to those who donate the specific $333.33 amount. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), [order of the ant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/order-of-the-ant.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) ### Birthday Celebrations, Knightly Accoutrements - **Episode:** [1898: Goofy Foot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1898-goofy-foot.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-27 - **Time:** 2:44:34–2:47:07 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1898-goofy-foot/chapter/birthday-celebrations-knightly-accoutrements.md The show celebrates several producer birthdays, including Adam's daughter Christina Valerie Curry. The newly minted knights are offered traditional (and humorous) knightly rewards, and listeners are directed to NoAgendaRings.com for information on official show jewelry. Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [order of the ant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/order-of-the-ant.md), punjabi music ### Knighting Ceremony and No Agenda Memorial Coin - **Episode:** [1896: Just Dew It](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1896-just-dew-it.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-20 - **Time:** 2:17:23–2:20:10 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1896-just-dew-it/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-no-agenda-memorial-coin.md Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Dennis Hahn (Sir Zephyr of the Valley) and Eric Kessler. He also announces the production of a special John C. 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The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, welcoming him to the Round Table. They mention the availability of No Agenda knight rings and certificates of authenticity for those who reach this level of support. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sir avery of hamilton, [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Hasmaticus II Induction - **Episode:** [1893: En Banc](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1893-en-banc.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-09 - **Time:** 2:49:18–2:51:04 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1893-en-banc/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-hasmaticus-ii-induction.md Sir Hasmaticus II is formally inducted into the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional list of "hookers and blow" and instructions for obtaining a custom Knight ring. The segment concludes with a final list of community birthdays, including Ethan (son of Eli the Coffee Guy). 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The hosts list the traditional (and humorous) items available at the No Agenda Round Table, such as "Mutton & Mead" and "Hookers & Blow." New knights and dames are directed to NoahJenTheRings.com to claim their signet rings and certificates. 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