Topic: Layaway Plan

Matt Bartlett was officially knighted as "Sir Matt the Bard Knight Troll of the Diminished State" after completing a long-term "layaway" donation plan. The ceremony included the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" list and the granting of a signet ring for sealing correspondence. Bartlett, a Michigan resident, noted that his title reflects both his status as a former "lurker" and his hope for a smaller federal government.

Two long-term donors are dubbed "Knights of the No Agenda Round Table" after completing 20-month layaway donation plans. Sir Tinley Knott asks for advice on infant vaccination schedules, leading the hosts to recommend the No Agenda Social community for non-pharmaceutical information. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and meat" menu and a promotion for the official No Agenda rings.

Donations of $55 and $54.32 are acknowledged, with jokes about the Illuminati and "getting laid." A "layaway plan" for knighthood is discussed for listeners who donate smaller amounts consistently over 66 episodes. The segment concludes with requests for "dope ass challenge coins" and show-themed t-shirts.