# Layaway Plan on The No Agenda Show

Layaway Plan comes up in 3 chapters across 3 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from March 2014 to November 2024.

- **Chapters:** 3
- **Episodes:** 3
- **Discussed:** March 2014 – November 2024
- **Related topics:** [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Challenge Coins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/challenge-coins.md), [Double Nickels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/double-nickels.md), [Illuminati](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/illuminati.md), [No Agenda Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [Roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [Signet Ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [T-shirts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/t-shirts.md), [Value For Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

## Chapters 1–3 of 3

### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Matt the Bard Knight

- **Episode:** [1713: Lipless Wonder](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1713-lipless-wonder.md)
- **Published:** 2024-11-17
- **Time:** 2:51:25–2:57:56
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1713-lipless-wonder/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-matt-the-bard-knight.md

Matt Bartlett was officially knighted as "Sir Matt the Bard Knight Troll of the Diminished State" after completing a long-term "layaway" donation plan. The ceremony included the traditional reading of the "hookers and blow" list and the granting of a signet ring for sealing correspondence. Bartlett, a Michigan resident, noted that his title reflects both his status as a former "lurker" and his hope for a smaller federal government.

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### Knighthood Ceremony, Sir Tinley Knott and Sir Loin

- **Episode:** [1554: The Verger](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1554-the-verger.md)
- **Published:** 2023-05-11
- **Time:** 2:12:03–2:17:44
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1554-the-verger/chapter/knighthood-ceremony-sir-tinley-knott-and-sir-loin.md

Two long-term donors are dubbed "Knights of the No Agenda Round Table" after completing 20-month layaway donation plans. Sir Tinley Knott asks for advice on infant vaccination schedules, leading the hosts to recommend the No Agenda Social community for non-pharmaceutical information. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "mutton and meat" menu and a promotion for the official No Agenda rings.

Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [layaway plan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway-plan.md), vaccination schedule, macallan 18, [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md)

### Double Nickels on the Dime, Illuminati Jokes, Challenge Coins

- **Episode:** [600: Seven Proxies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/600-seven-proxies.md)
- **Published:** 2014-03-20
- **Time:** 2:12:27–2:19:27
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/600-seven-proxies/chapter/double-nickels-on-the-dime-illuminati-jokes-challenge-coins.md

Donations of $55 and $54.32 are acknowledged, with jokes about the Illuminati and "getting laid." A "layaway plan" for knighthood is discussed for listeners who donate smaller amounts consistently over 66 episodes. The segment concludes with requests for "dope ass challenge coins" and show-themed t-shirts.

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