Topic: Knighthoods

Dame Momacon and Sir Aaron contribute significant donations to support the final episode, with Sir Aaron reaching Baronhood. The notes highlight the influence of John C. Dvorak's early work on ZDTV and TechTV. Both producers request classic jingles and express interest in the commemorative JCD Challenge Coin and knight rings.

Producers Kelly Dalton and Sir Charles contribute donations to achieve knighthood and request specific items for the No Agenda Roundtable. Dalton requests "Schnitzel and Kirschwasser," while Sir Charles asks for the "WTC7" clip. The segment highlights the long-term loyalty of listeners who transitioned from other podcasts like Unfilter.

Dan from Rabble Records and Sir Common Sense MD, an ER physician from Long Island, discuss how the show helped them navigate media narratives. The physician notes the show's value in providing "common sense" during the 2020 pandemic. Both producers claim their seats at the roundtable with elaborate meal requests, including lamb chops and scotch.

An anonymous producer from Novi, Michigan, becomes "Sir TJ of the Four Sisters" with a $1,000 donation, citing the show's impact on a major life decision in 2021. During the reading, Adam Curry reports a breaking news item regarding the passing of actor Patrick Stewart. The segment also includes a donation from William Lyon, who requests "cigarettes and alcohol" for his roundtable meal.

Cody Blair from Sugarland, Texas, becomes "Sir Alif" and describes his mission to collect every book written by John C. Dvorak, including a signed copy of "Dvorak Predicts." The note highlights the "grandfatherly" role Dvorak played for many listeners. Blair requests a case of Dvorak's favorite wine for the final roundtable feast.

Producers from Arizona, North Carolina, and New Orleans share how the show provided validation during the COVID-19 era. Kevin Franklin, an employment lawyer, donates $600 to reach knighthood, expressing regret for never meeting John C. Dvorak in person. The segment includes a biblical reference from Thomas Tucker regarding the completion of a man's work.

Yar Moore and Sir Zog of Elwood contribute to the final show, with Moore becoming a "Jew Baronet" and Zog requesting a "double-up karma" for the entire community. Sir Zog reflects on the show as "lightning in a bottle" and mentions the lasting relationships formed through meetups. Eduardo Crowe also submits a handwritten note and a $500 check to true up his knighthood.

Sir Chris Marble from Clearwater, Florida, shares a four-year journey of job loss, relocation, and marriage to a "non-vax woman." He credits the show with helping him navigate the pandemic years. The segment includes a request for the "Rev Al Love" jingle and a call for connections within the Tampa Bay homeschooling community.

Sir Tomalot and Sir Tarheel contribute to the final show, with Tomalot requesting "Goat Karma" and Tarheel reflecting on 18 years of listening. Sir Chris Marble clarifies his knighthood status, requesting "Jaegermeister" at the roundtable. The segment also features Dame Patricia Worthington and Charles Bosch, who both secure their JCD Challenge Coins.

Viscount John Noonan and Sir Charles of the Lowly South contribute challenge coin donations to finalize their peerage status. Charles Bosch completes his journey to knighthood, while Dame Patricia Worthington expresses gratitude for the show's guidance during the pandemic. The segment transitions into a musical tribute for the departing production.

The final segments feature Sir Big Papa Moose and Sir Jeff of the Southern Oregon Coast joining the peerage. Casey Von Heal discusses a "long-gestating story" titled "Woe to the Vanquished," which features Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak as "trolling Viking warlords." The episode concludes with final peerage acknowledgments and a look toward the future of the Gitmo Nation.

Paul Fellner, a Doctor of Education, requests a formal knighting as Sir Polytics, Baronet of the Fake News Feed, after years of executive producer credits. He jokes that his paperwork was lost between the "hookers and blow" and the roundtable mutton. The hosts officially rectify the oversight before the show's conclusion.

An anonymous donor who has been contributing since 2011 requests knighthood as Sir Procrastinator and a promotion to Baron of Southwest Woodland Hills. Additionally, Sir Beboop is upgraded to Baron Beboop following a donation of $388.83. The segment includes condolences to the Dvorak family and a "L'chaim" toast.

Jeffrey Sewell shares his history of listening to podcasts on early hardware, including a SanDisk Sansa E100 and an original Diamond Rio MP3 player. He is knighted as Sir Jeff the Integrator. The segment includes a request for an Ayn Rand "Atlas Shrugged" jingle and Jobs Karma.

Paul Deliduca donates to complete a knighthood for his father, Thomas De La Duca. He explains that his father, who has eight children, prioritized financial responsibilities over his dream of becoming a knight for years. The son's donation finally pushes the father "over the hill" to achieve the title, honoring his role in teaching his children critical thinking.

Alvin Trusty, a university professor, is knighted as the Professor of the Orange Hoodie. He recalls sending John C. Dvorak a championship hoodie from the University of Findlay in 2009, which Dvorak subsequently wore on various broadcasts. He cites Colossians 3:23 as his guiding principle for work and service.

Aaron Haven is knighted as Sir Arne Ranger of the Rayado after years of monthly contributions. Ryan Ellison clarifies his donation history, noting that while he has given over $1,000, his previous contributions were under his wife Janet's name. He is officially "dedouched" during the final ceremony.

The host reads the final birthday list for the No Agenda community, including Mimi Smith Dvorak and various producers' children. Credit is given to Tyler Brown for the final show's cover art and Paul Couture for the "Art Generator." A massive list of peerage promotions is initiated, elevating numerous knights to higher ranks.

The guests offer their final reflections on the No Agenda community and John C. Dvorak's legacy. Adam Curry confirms that knighthoods, rings, and challenge coins will continue to be honored. Jason Calacanis suggests a model where ad-hoc shows are triggered by donation milestones, while Matt Long and Dana Brunetti express their gratitude for the unique "sanity" the show provided over 19 years.

The show processes several large anniversary donations, including $1,988 from Mahingis Silver and $1,000 from Laura Hartman Frizelle. Day Master and Sir Mark send a contribution from Tokyo, Japan. Brian Taylor from Houston is knighted as "Sir Speed Skater" and requests "baby-making karma" for his family, leading to a series of classic No Agenda jingles.