Topic: Texas Longhorns

Aaron Tanner is knighted as Sir Golf Gorilla, Goat Hoarder of the Texas Longhorns. He provides a humorous roundtable request for "offshore pork chops" and "barge water" (tasting of salt water or diesel), simulating the experience of being sent to a gulag. He credits the show with guiding him to be a better citizen.

A major snowstorm in western New York threatened the Buffalo football game, prompting jokes about playing in deep snow. The topic briefly shifted to Texas football, where the Longhorns' win over Texas A&M was noted as a major regional rivalry result.

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the program discussing the recent Texas Longhorns versus Oklahoma football game. Dvorak details his return to the No Agenda Social platform after a long absence, noting he accidentally followed Curry while performing a "gif blitz" of images.

Adam Curry details his experience attending a University of Texas vs. Texas Tech football game, his first live sporting event in 40 years. He observes the "Bevo" longhorn mascot and the militaristic nature of stadium cheers and traditions. The account turns somber as he describes a woman dying in the stands just two seats away from him during the game.

A brief discussion covers local happenings in Austin, including the lack of interest in a recent pay-per-view boxing match and the struggling performance of the Texas Longhorns football team. An anecdote is shared regarding an androgynous photography shoot involving a producer named Mickey.