# Texas Longhorns on The No Agenda Show Texas Longhorns comes up in 5 chapters across 5 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from September 2013 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 5 - **Episodes:** 5 - **Discussed:** September 2013 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [Buffalo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/buffalo.md), [College Football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/college-football.md), [Diesel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diesel.md), [Football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football.md), [Gifs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gifs.md), [Gulag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gulag.md), [Lake Erie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lake-erie.md), [Medical Emergency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-emergency.md), [New York](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york.md) ## Chapters 1–5 of 5 ### Sir Golf Gorilla and Offshore Pork Chops - **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-30 - **Time:** 5:11:07–5:13:54 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/sir-golf-gorilla-and-offshore-pork-chops.md Aaron Tanner is knighted as Sir Golf Gorilla, Goat Hoarder of the Texas Longhorns. He provides a humorous roundtable request for "offshore pork chops" and "barge water" (tasting of salt water or diesel), simulating the experience of being sent to a gulag. He credits the show with guiding him to be a better citizen. Keywords: golf gorilla, [texas longhorns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-longhorns.md), [gulag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gulag.md), pork chops, [diesel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diesel.md) ### Buffalo Snowstorm and Texas Longhorns Football - **Episode:** [1717: Mr. Peepers](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1717-mr-peepers.md) - **Published:** 2024-12-01 - **Time:** 2:43:27–2:45:18 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1717-mr-peepers/chapter/buffalo-snowstorm-and-texas-longhorns-football.md A major snowstorm in western New York threatened the Buffalo football game, prompting jokes about playing in deep snow. The topic briefly shifted to Texas football, where the Longhorns' win over Texas A&M was noted as a major regional rivalry result. Keywords: [buffalo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/buffalo.md), [lake erie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lake-erie.md), [new york](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york.md), [texas longhorns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-longhorns.md), [texas a&m](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-a-m.md), [football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/football.md) ### Texas Longhorns Football, No Agenda Social Gif Blitz - **Episode:** [1181: Solutioning](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1181-solutioning.md) - **Published:** 2019-10-17 - **Time:** 2:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1181-solutioning/chapter/texas-longhorns-football-no-agenda-social-gif-blitz.md Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the program discussing the recent Texas Longhorns versus Oklahoma football game. Dvorak details his return to the No Agenda Social platform after a long absence, noting he accidentally followed Curry while performing a "gif blitz" of images. Keywords: [texas longhorns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-longhorns.md), oklahoma university, [no agenda social](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-social.md), [gifs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gifs.md), [sports](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sports.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md) ### University of Texas Football, Stadium Culture, Spectator Death - **Episode:** [570: Festival of Corruption](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/570-festival-of-corruption.md) - **Published:** 2013-12-01 - **Time:** 8:16–16:46 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/570-festival-of-corruption/chapter/university-of-texas-football-stadium-culture-spectator-death.md Adam Curry details his experience attending a University of Texas vs. Texas Tech football game, his first live sporting event in 40 years. He observes the "Bevo" longhorn mascot and the militaristic nature of stadium cheers and traditions. The account turns somber as he describes a woman dying in the stands just two seats away from him during the game. Keywords: bevo, longhorns, [texas tech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-tech.md), stadium security, hormone study, [medical emergency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-emergency.md) ### Austin Local Events, Texas Longhorns and Photography Anecdote - **Episode:** [548: Mournful Mortician](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/548-mournful-mortician.md) - **Published:** 2013-09-15 - **Time:** 10:44–12:32 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/548-mournful-mortician/chapter/austin-local-events-texas-longhorns-and-photography-anecdote.md A brief discussion covers local happenings in Austin, including the lack of interest in a recent pay-per-view boxing match and the struggling performance of the Texas Longhorns football team. An anecdote is shared regarding an androgynous photography shoot involving a producer named Mickey. Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [texas longhorns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-longhorns.md), [college football](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/college-football.md), pay-per-view, [photography](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/photography.md) --- This is the markdown version of a page on The No Agenda Show for AI agents. Every public page on this site has one: add `.md` to its URL, or request it with `Accept: text/markdown`. - [Site index for agents (llms.txt)](https://search.noagendashow.net/llms.txt) - [Home](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - [Search transcripts](https://search.noagendashow.net/search.md) - [All episodes](https://search.noagendashow.net/episodes.md) - [Topics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topics.md) - [People](https://search.noagendashow.net/people.md)