
539: Assume the Position
Attorney General Eric Holder announced a major Justice Department policy shift during an American Bar Association speech in San Francisco, directing federal prosecutors to bypass mandatory minimum sentences for low-level drug offenders. Defense attorney Tony Serra and District Attorney George Gascon analyzed the move as a response to the 800 percent increase in the U.S. prison population since the 1980s. The recalibration aims to address racial disparities and the massive economic burden of maintaining the world's largest incarcerated population. Reggie Love, former body man to President Barack Obama, revealed that the president was playing spades in a private dining room during the Osama Bin Laden raid rather than remaining in the Situation Room. Meanwhile, the Media Shield Law proposed by Senator Dianne Feinstein seeks to define journalists strictly as salaried employees, potentially excluding independent podcasters and bloggers from legal protections. In international news, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key faced backlash for dismissing surveillance concerns in favor of snapper fishing quotas, while the shutdown of encrypted email service LavaBit by Ladar Levinson is scrutinized against a backdrop of child pornography search warrants rather than the Edward Snowden narrative. John C. Dvorak recounts his childhood decision to join the Catholic Church as the Assumption of Mary holiday approaches, while Adam Curry details a car battery failure following an intense Austin spin class. The show examines the bizarre audio of Google Captchas that sound like shortwave number stations and critiques the marketing stunts of Lady Gaga as reported by NPR. Executive Producers Sir David Foley and Robert Montoya receive recognition for supporting the value-for-value model.



















