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Assume the Position
Episode 539 •

539: Assume the Position

Attorney General Eric Holder announced a major Justice Department policy shift during an American Bar Association speech in San Francisco, directing federal prosecutors to bypass mandatory minimum sentences for low-level drug offenders. Defense attorney Tony Serra and District Attorney George Gascon analyzed the move as a response to the 800 percent increase in the U.S. prison population since the 1980s. The recalibration aims to address racial disparities and the massive economic burden of maintaining the world's largest incarcerated population. Reggie Love, former body man to President Barack Obama, revealed that the president was playing spades in a private dining room during the Osama Bin Laden raid rather than remaining in the Situation Room. Meanwhile, the Media Shield Law proposed by Senator Dianne Feinstein seeks to define journalists strictly as salaried employees, potentially excluding independent podcasters and bloggers from legal protections. In international news, New Zealand Prime Minister John Key faced backlash for dismissing surveillance concerns in favor of snapper fishing quotas, while the shutdown of encrypted email service LavaBit by Ladar Levinson is scrutinized against a backdrop of child pornography search warrants rather than the Edward Snowden narrative. John C. Dvorak recounts his childhood decision to join the Catholic Church as the Assumption of Mary holiday approaches, while Adam Curry details a car battery failure following an intense Austin spin class. The show examines the bizarre audio of Google Captchas that sound like shortwave number stations and critiques the marketing stunts of Lady Gaga as reported by NPR. Executive Producers Sir David Foley and Robert Montoya receive recognition for supporting the value-for-value model.

War on Weed
Episode 538 •

538: War on Weed

A leaked special threat advisory from Texas military forces warns of backpack bombs on Austin's Sixth Street, sparking fears of a potential false flag operation. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the media silence surrounding the Austin and Pasadena alerts while examining the mysterious disappearance of Lindsay Mills, the girlfriend of whistleblower Edward Snowden, following her departure from Hawaii. President Barack Obama faces scrutiny for his use of the word jigger to describe the incremental encroachment on American privacy. Analysis of Presidential Policy Directive 19 reveals the administration's claims regarding whistleblower protections were false, as agency policies were not due for implementation until October 2013. Meanwhile, the NSA's claim of monitoring only 1.6 percent of internet traffic is exposed as a mathematical trick that ignores high-bandwidth video to focus on total global text and email surveillance. Attorney General Eric Holder further fuels transparency concerns by refusing to confirm if the Department of Justice monitors the phone lines of sitting members of Congress. CNN medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta pivots on medical marijuana in a move seen as a desperate ratings play for Jeff Zucker. The show honors the No Agenda peerage with knighthoods for Sir Dwayne Melanson and David Foley while Adam Curry recounts the physical toll of a spinning class with his wife Mickey. From Russian dash cam accidents to the 1972 Ray Conniff Singers protest at the Nixon White House, the global perspective remains unbought and unbossed.

Thick & Creamy
Episode 537 •

537: Thick & Creamy

President Barack Obama appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to defend the NSA and dismiss the Edward Snowden narrative as a scripted media event. The administration faced immediate scrutiny for claiming the U.S. has no domestic spying program while simultaneously pressuring Russia over Snowden’s asylum status. This diplomatic friction coincides with a Zillow-sponsored housing infomercial featuring the President, which critics are labeling a form of corporate fascism. State Department spokesperson Jen Psaki struggled to define the military takeover in Egypt, famously stating the U.S. determined it did not need to make a determination on whether a coup occurred. Meanwhile, the Department of Homeland Security launched a massive terrorist response exercise in Austin, Texas, as travelers reported aggressive Delta Airlines security protocols in Atlanta. The media narrative surrounding the Sochi Winter Olympics intensified as outlets like CNN compared Russian anti-gay propaganda laws to Nazi Germany, despite the legislation specifically targeting the dissemination of information to minors. Adam Curry recounts a somber fallen soldier ceremony at the Austin airport and a censored red carpet interview where he called for an end to drone strikes. John C. Dvorak celebrates his 25th wedding anniversary with a 1988 Lynch-Bages Bordeaux while navigating the technical hurdles of formatting his new Kindle e-book. The hosts also explore the curious case of a mail carrier who stopped deliveries to protect a listener’s home during a vacation.

Ready for Huma
Episode 536 •

536: Ready for Huma

Senator Chuck Schumer is demanding immediate U.S. retaliation against Russia following the decision to grant temporary asylum to Edward Snowden. The New York Senator characterized the move as a calculated poke in the eye to the Obama administration, calling for a relocation of the G20 summit and the implementation of harsh economic sanctions. This diplomatic rift escalates as the Snowden family’s deep ties to the federal intelligence community come to light, challenging the media narrative of the whistleblower as a low-level outsider. In the Middle East, the State Department issued a worldwide travel alert and shuttered 21 embassies citing an Al-Qaeda threat in Yemen, though analysts suggest the move may mask the repositioning of military assets. Simultaneously, Representative Frank Wolf and Trey Gowdy allege a massive Benghazi cover-up involving the intimidation of CIA operatives through monthly polygraph tests. Reports indicate the agency may have been running a secret weapons cache in Libya without the knowledge of Ambassador Chris Stevens, leading to the disastrous 2012 operational conflict. Further hacking by Guccifer has exposed private communications from Colin Powell and venture capitalist John Doerr, signaling a new era of digital messaging targeting global power brokers. Adam Curry details the heavy commercialization of the Amsterdam Gay Pride Canal Parade and the shifting Dutch labor model toward part-time work. The program also features a technical debunking of the Dzhokhar Tsarnaev sniper photos by a military expert and a look at the tragic live-television death of comedian Tommy Cooper. Sir Nate Wilson and Sir Whoever of Cyberspace are formally knighted for their contributions to the value-for-value model.

Swivel-Chair Speed
Episode 535 •

535: Swivel-Chair Speed

The National Security Agency faces new scrutiny following a Business Insider report detailing a surveillance keyword list that includes unexpected triggers like 'Texas Jihad' and 'Bubba the Love Sponge.' While intelligence agencies monitor these terms, reports suggest the CIA and NSA maintain pre-publication control over Inspire magazine to track potential threats. This expansion of the surveillance state coincides with General Martin Dempsey announcing a twenty-three billion dollar Cyber Command budget to transition the military to network speed. Economic instability looms as Detroit faces bankruptcy while Chinese investors purchase distressed properties for a single dollar. In Europe, the Santiago de Compostela train crash exposes systemic signaling failures and potential corruption within the multi-billion euro rail industry. Meanwhile, President Obama’s economic tour through an Amazon fulfillment center in Tennessee draws criticism for promoting automation as a middle-class solution. Additional reports indicate the White House is leveraging public resources to build a private direct marketing database under the guise of the Basic Bargain initiative. Cultural shifts are visible from the beach clubs of Saint-Tropez to the fog of San Francisco as elite Russian and Chinese tourists transform European luxury hubs. Observations on the ground in Italy reveal a crumbling infrastructure hindered by Silvio Berlusconi’s media protections and a twenty-one percent VAT. The show acknowledges a significant donation from Sir Incognegro and explores the historical parallels between the British railway bubble of 1847 and modern economic cycles.

The Interview Show
Episode 534 •

534: The Interview Show

Author Daniel Suarez details the rise of lethal autonomy and the geopolitical threat of untraceable robotic swarms. Suarez, a former software engineer, argues that high-tech manufacturing and cyber espionage now allow for the proliferation of drones capable of making independent killing decisions without human intervention. This shift toward automated warfare threatens to remove the democratic checks that historically required public buy-in for military conflict. Security expert John Dixon analyzes the fallout from Edward Snowden and the NSA revelations on international cloud competitiveness. Dixon, a former Air Force intelligence officer, explains how the post-911 mandate to eliminate information stovepipes created a surveillance state that now risks the economic standing of Silicon Valley. He details the vulnerabilities of the American smart grid to nation-state sabotage from actors like China and Iran, noting that the rush to digitize healthcare and utility infrastructure has outpaced critical security measures. Dixon further highlights the tactics of Eastern European hacker gangs using botnets to facilitate wire transfer fraud against domestic utilities. Daniel Suarez reflects on his transition from an English literature degree to becoming a techno-thriller icon after self-publishing his novel Daemon. He shares how a weather automation program he wrote inspired his first book and why modern automated resume screening might have blocked his career path today. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak host this special interview edition while traveling through Europe and Silicon Valley.

Clip Show II
Episode 533 •

533: Clip Show II

Senator Chuck Grassley and Senator Dianne Feinstein face scrutiny over their conduct during high-stakes committee hearings. While Grassley defends his sobriety during a grueling roll call vote, Feinstein draws criticism for her management of a three-hour gun control session involving Senator Richard Blumenthal. These moments highlight the intersection of aging leadership and legislative theater in the nation's capital. Benjamin Fulford of the White Dragon Society claims a global ninja army of 200 million is prepared to dismantle a Satanic financial mafia, while Damascus-based television producers reach out to discuss Syrian pipeline geopolitics. Economic indicators take a dark turn as The Economist reports a slump in UK sex worker rates, and NPR suggests government subsidies make macaroni and cheese a more efficient caloric choice than fresh fruit. In Texas, the 2013 Russian meteorite impact and the 33-minute Super Bowl XLVII power outage are analyzed for signs of coordination and media manipulation. Michael Douglas faces accusations of settling a posthumous grudge in his portrayal of Liberace in Beyond the Candelabra. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak reflect on the history of Austin's Moonlight Towers and the 19th-century serial killer known as the Servant Girl Annihilator. The episode concludes with a look at Rod Serling’s battle against 1950s television sponsorship censorship.

Red Cell
Episode 532 •

532: Red Cell

Author Brad Thor reveals his participation in the Department of Homeland Security's Red Cell program, a secretive initiative recruiting creative thinkers to simulate catastrophic terrorist scenarios. Thor describes the Las Vegas-style confidentiality of the program, which the security apparatus allegedly uses to dream up new threats that justify expanded surveillance. Meanwhile, Senator John McCain threatens to block the re-nomination of General Martin Dempsey after the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff refused to endorse kinetic military strikes in Syria. In the wake of Detroit filing for bankruptcy, archival audio from 2012 surfaces of President Barack Obama claiming his administration refused to let the city fail. The economic stagnation extends to Amsterdam, where pop-up stores fill vacant storefronts with bankruptcy inventory while merchants transition to card-only pin systems that reject American credit. Domestically, the TSA faces fresh scrutiny as an agent at a New Jersey airport is caught stealing electronics from checked luggage, and Congressman Frank Wolf reports that Benghazi survivors are being forced to sign new non-disclosure agreements to prevent Congressional testimony. The media landscape shifts as police photographer Sean Murphy releases unauthorized, bloodied images of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to counter a controversial Rolling Stone cover. In the world of entertainment, HBO's The Newsroom faces criticism for elitist historical revisionism, while the Disney-produced Marvel Superhero Squad is accused of embedding climate change propaganda in children's programming. Finally, former Senator Gordon Humphrey breaks ranks to support Edward Snowden, as the Bradley Manning trial explores a legal theory that publishing leaks online constitutes aiding the enemy.

Quantum Dong
Episode 531 •

531: Quantum Dong

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled 5-4 in Karen Bartlett v. Mutual Pharmaceutical Company, granting generic drug manufacturers immunity from liability for side effects. This landmark decision shields makers of 80% of American pharmaceuticals from design-defect lawsuits, even in cases of permanent disfigurement. The ruling establishes that federal FDA approval preempts state-level consumer protections, fundamentally altering the legal landscape for medical malpractice. Mainstream media outlets like MSNBC and Fox News capitalized on the George Zimmerman verdict to secure record-breaking cable ratings, with over 10 million viewers tuning in for the Saturday night decision. While Al Sharpton and Rachel Jeantel fueled a narrative of white privilege, the Obama administration utilized the racial tension to distract from USDA reports showing 101 million Americans now rely on SNAP benefits. Meanwhile, the financial sector launched Quantum Dawn 2 to simulate cyber attacks on Wall Street, and the TSA expanded its reach by ordering warrantless valet car searches at Rochester Airport. In Washington, Representative Jerrold Nadler challenged the FBI over Section 215 metadata collection, arguing that no grand jury has ever authorized the bulk seizure of every domestic telephone record. Pastor Manning defended profiling in a viral sermon while debunking the theory that Trayvon Martin used Skittles to manufacture a lean drug cocktail. Samantha Power faced a grueling Senate confirmation hearing where her high frequency of speech fillers drew scrutiny. The episode concludes with Adam Curry preparing for a Dutch broadcast mission and a knighting ceremony for the show's newest producer, Sir Max.

Boston Brakes
Episode 530 •

530: Boston Brakes

The Department of Justice and Attorney General Eric Holder have released a report outlining new media investigation policies that critics argue will codify government interference under the guise of a Media Shield Law. While President Obama accepted the findings, the proposed creation of a News Media Review Committee allows for 90-day surveillance delays under broad national security exceptions. This legislative push coincides with the ongoing pursuit of Edward Snowden, whose presence at a Moscow airport press conference alongside WikiLeaks' Sarah Harrison and Human Rights Watch representatives has sparked allegations of controlled disclosure and intelligence agency theater. Geopolitical tensions escalate as Russia and China initiate the Joint Sea 2013 naval exercises, while Gazprom secures Kyrgyzstan’s gas assets for a single dollar to cement energy routes. In the United States, the suspicious death of journalist Michael Hastings has prompted independent investigators to file FOIA requests with the LAPD regarding the lack of skid marks and reports of a massive explosion. Meanwhile, KTVU San Francisco faces international backlash after broadcasting offensive, pun-based pilot names for the Asiana Flight 214 crash, an incident the NTSB blamed on a rogue intern despite multiple layers of newsroom production. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the Official No Agenda Riot Checklist to determine if modern protests are organic or staged by groups like the World Workers Party. Between technical failures involving a soldering iron and a live demonstration of cell phone battery surveillance, the duo explores why National Macaroni and Cheese Day is a manufactured PR stunt by the Wisconsin dairy industry. The session concludes with a look at the Wolverine-themed recovery of Boston bombing victims and the curious timing of Cory Monteith’s death during major film promotions.

No Coup
Episode 529 •

529: No Coup

The Obama administration faces scrutiny over the legal gymnastics used to avoid labeling the ouster of Mohamed Morsi in Egypt a coup. State Department spokesperson Jen Psaki and reporter Matt Lee clash over the Foreign Assistance Act, which would mandate a freeze on $1.3 billion in military aid if the designation were applied. This refusal to define the transition highlights a strategic priority to maintain regional influence despite domestic legal constraints. Former NSA analyst Russell Tice alleges that the agency targeted high-ranking officials including Senator Barack Obama and Justice Samuel Alito for surveillance during the Bush administration. These claims surface alongside revelations that The Guardian consulted the White House and NSA prior to publishing Edward Snowden’s leaks. Further investigations into the Freedom of the Press Foundation reveal financial ties to George Soros and the Open Society Institute, while the suspicious death of journalist Michael Hastings prompts questions regarding remote vehicle hijacking and the intelligence background of his widow, Elise Jordan. Technical staging in media comes to the forefront as Fox News is caught simulating fake satellite delays during an interview with Rand Paul. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak also dissect the Lac-Mégantic rail disaster in Quebec, questioning the explosive nature of the crude oil involved and its potential impact on the Keystone XL pipeline debate. The episode concludes with a look at the George Zimmerman trial verdict predictions and a tribute to the birthday of Nikola Tesla.

Zero Risk Society
Episode 528 •

528: Zero Risk Society

The FBI reportedly maintains a six-week cycle for announcing foiled terror plots to secure and expand organizational budgets through manufactured crises. These operations often utilize undercover agents to provide fake explosives to suspects, a pattern observed in recent arrests in Washington State and investigations into Canadian rail incidents. The strategy aligns with a 1987 study by Paul Slovic on the zero-risk society, which suggests that small accidents in unfamiliar systems are leveraged by governments to signal catastrophic potential and drive sweeping policy changes. In San Francisco, Asiana Airlines Flight 214 crashed at SFO after its tail struck a seawall during a visual approach to Runway 28L. While Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg narrowly avoided the flight, the crash exposed that the airport's Instrument Landing System was out of service, forcing pilots to rely on PAPI lights. Meanwhile, Secretary of State John Kerry faced intense scrutiny for yachting in Massachusetts as the Egyptian military removed Mohamed Morsi from power. In the legal sphere, the trial of Whitey Bulger has revealed deep FBI corruption in Boston, while ALEC-backed Ag-Gag laws are being used to prosecute activists like Amy Meyer for filming animal abuse at industrial slaughterhouses. Linguistic researcher James Pennebaker reveals how politicians use performative phrases like "let me be clear" to mask a lack of factual substance. The program also tracks the launch of a new digital project monitoring the recurring appearance of the number 33 in global news headlines. From 3D-printed napkin rings at Austin dinner parties to the geopolitical theater of diverting Evo Morales’s presidential plane, the reality of modern surveillance and statecraft remains stranger than fiction.

Odious Selfies
Episode 527 •

527: Odious Selfies

The Egyptian military has overthrown President Mohamed Morsi, suspending the constitution and detaining the leader in an undisclosed location. This sudden transition of power creates a legal dilemma for the Obama administration, as a formal coup designation would mandate the immediate cessation of billions in U.S. military aid. Meanwhile, speculation grows that Russian President Vladimir Putin and Chinese interests are leveraging the chaos to undermine American influence in the region. In Tanzania, President Barack Obama launched the Power Africa initiative, a public-private partnership involving General Electric and Symbion Energy designed to double electricity access. This move follows a tense stare-down with Putin and a public marriage proposal from Russian spy Anna Chapman to Edward Snowden, highlighting a perceived decline in U.S. global standing. Domestically, the administration delayed the Obamacare employer mandate until 2015, while the FBI nomination of James Comey faces scrutiny due to his previous board seat at HSBC during a massive money laundering scandal. In San Diego, protester Jeff Olson was acquitted after facing 13 years in prison for writing anti-bank slogans in washable chalk, a stark contrast to the lack of prosecutions for financial executives. Technical glitches plagued the broadcast as Skype unprompted advertisements interrupted a discussion on the viral Twitter trend claiming the United States is 2013 years old. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyzed the psychological toll of remote warfare through the testimony of drone operator Brandon Bryant, who detailed 1,626 kills on his discharge papers. The episode concludes with a rain stick ritual for Baroness Janice Kang and a look at the rising trend of Google Glass selfies.

#meh!
Episode 526 •

526: #meh!

Barack Obama delivered a high-stakes climate change address at Georgetown University, framing global warming as a moral imperative while citing a decade of reviewed science. The President linked recent wildfires and droughts to a warming planet, though critics suggest the rhetoric serves as a strategic hedge against shifting public opinion. The administration simultaneously faces scrutiny as Director of National Intelligence James Clapper avoids perjury charges despite admitting to providing the least untruthful testimony regarding NSA surveillance. In Silicon Valley, the Kleiner Perkins-backed startup Bloom Energy faces allegations that its power plant in a box is a front for natural gas-fired infrastructure designed to harvest tax credits. Meanwhile, the State Department revoked Edward Snowden's passport, a move legal experts call a messaging tactic since revocation is rarely processed for individuals with unknown locations. In the Middle East, geopolitical tensions center on the Leviathan gas field, where a buffer zone from Tunisia to Turkey appears designed to isolate Russian energy interests from the Mediterranean. Domestic concerns rise as the RCMP faces looting accusations after seizing firearms from evacuated homes during the Alberta floods. John C. Dvorak prepares to auction his rare wine collection, including a 1990 Latour Bordeaux, as a potential black swan economic indicator. The show welcomes new knights Sir Arjan and Sir Chris Whitten into the fold while deconstructing the performative apologies of Andrew Ross Sorkin. Adam Curry shares a frustrating encounter with AT&T customer service involving the NSA.

SnowJob
Episode 525 •

525: SnowJob

The United States Supreme Court has struck down Section 3 of the Defense of Marriage Act, a landmark ruling that forces federal recognition of same-sex marriages originally restricted by the 1996 Bill Clinton-era law. While Edith Windsor secures a victory against a $350,000 tax bill, the decision ignites a fierce debate over whether the judiciary or individual states hold the ultimate authority to define domestic partnerships. This legal shift raises immediate questions about the future of federal benefits and the potential for broader challenges regarding polyamorous and multi-partner household structures. Secretary of State John Kerry and the Associated Press claim that Al-Qaeda operatives in Yemen are actively altering communication methods following the Edward Snowden leaks, though the lack of subsequent drone strikes suggests these assertions may be exaggerated. In Europe, the GCHQ faces intense scrutiny from German officials for tapping fiber optic cables, while the European Stability Mechanism considers an 8% levy on German bank deposits. Domestically, Senator John McCain and John Bolton demand aggressive diplomatic retaliation against Vladimir Putin for harboring Snowden in a Moscow transit lounge. Meanwhile, the Obama administration continues its record-breaking use of the Espionage Act against whistleblowers like James Hitzelberger, as media figures like David Gregory and Ed Schultz publicly question the legality of investigative journalism. John Dvorak recalls his early career clashes with a young Dianne Feinstein on a California air pollution board, painting a portrait of regulatory capture that persists in today’s FISA courts. The program also investigates the mysterious Bertha Foundation and its ties to WikiLeaks, the sudden downfall of Paula Deen amidst a pharmaceutical marketing war, and a FEMA-approved DIY wood-burning gasifier for emergency power. The show concludes with a skeptical look at a spinning Egyptian statue in Manchester and a listener tip on how to bypass automated phone menus using strategic profanity.

Bono Douchebag
Episode 524 •

524: Bono Douchebag

The National Security Agency faces new scrutiny as whistleblower Russell Tice reveals surveillance operations targeting high-ranking military officers, Supreme Court judges, and a young Barack Obama. General Keith Alexander now commands a secret military force from a fortified city at Fort Meade, wielding unprecedented power over US Cyber Command and the CSS. The hosts analyze how these domestic spying capabilities mirror J. Edgar Hoover’s blackmail tactics, suggesting a defensive posture against other government agencies. Geopolitical shifts accelerate as Russia and China finalize a $270 billion oil deal outside the U.S. dollar, while lawyer Baltasar Garzon takes the lead in Edward Snowden’s asylum bid. In Washington, Julian Sanchez of the Cato Institute debunks NSA claims that bulk collection thwarted 50 terrorist plots, revealing that most cases involved minor financial transfers to Al-Shabaab rather than active bombing threats. Meanwhile, former DHS official Mary Ellen Callahan warns of irreparable damage to the U.S. tech industry as European markets react to the growing ick factor of American surveillance. The suspicious death of journalist Michael Hastings in Los Angeles sparks a technical investigation into remote vehicle hacking via CAN bus vulnerabilities and DARPA-funded research. Irish MP Claire Daly delivers a scathing rebuke of the Obama administration’s drone program, labeling the President a war criminal while mocking Bono for his Dutch tax haven maneuvers. From the Discrete Charm of the Bourgeoisie dinner club in Austin, Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the linguistic markers of political deception and the rise of the Obama body count.

by Law and by Rule
Episode 523 •

523: by Law and by Rule

The suspicious death of journalist Michael Hastings in a high-speed Los Angeles car crash raises urgent questions about the safety of whistleblowers and critics of the Obama administration. Hastings, who recently transitioned from a supporter to a vocal critic of drone policy and surveillance, died when his Mercedes burst into flames after hitting a tree, an event Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze alongside the suspicious removal of Sinaloa Cartel members from the US Treasury SDN list. President Barack Obama defended the PRISM and Section 702 surveillance programs in a high-profile interview with Charlie Rose, characterizing bulk metadata collection as a necessary trade-off for national security. FBI Director Robert Mueller and NSA Director Keith Alexander testified before Congress, with Mueller claiming that Section 215 data could have prevented the September 11 attacks. Meanwhile, reports surfaced that the British government spied on G20 delegates, including Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, by monitoring fake internet cafes. In Brazil, hundreds of thousands of protesters took to the streets in Sao Paulo and Rio de Janeiro to oppose bus fare hikes and excessive spending on the World Cup. General Keith Alexander was caught on a C-SPAN hot mic telling a deputy that the FBI director owes him a beer following their joint testimony. The episode also tracks the deletion of Dvorak's Law from Wikipedia and the scripted, political nature of questions at the Miss USA pageant where contestants from Alabama and Connecticut endorsed government surveillance and DNA testing. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the news from Austin and Silicon Valley.

Hookers on Sale
Episode 522 •

522: Hookers on Sale

The Obama administration officially declared that Bashar al-Assad used sarin gas against Syrian opposition forces, a move Ben Rhodes suggests is based on social media intelligence rather than physical evidence. Senator John McCain immediately called for the United States to provide heavy weaponry to the Free Syrian Army and establish a no-fly zone via cruise missile strikes. Former National Security Advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski warned that this sectarian conflict is being masked by democratic propaganda to serve global energy interests. FBI Director Robert Mueller faced intense questioning from Congressman Jerrold Nadler and Louie Gohmert regarding the NSA PRISM program and the Boston bombing investigation. While General Keith Alexander claimed surveillance thwarted dozens of attacks, Gohmert highlighted the FBI's failure to investigate the Tsarnaev brothers' mosque, which was founded by convicted terrorist Abdurahman Alamoudi. Meanwhile, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation withdrew a $3.5 million grant from PBS NewsHour, leading to significant staff layoffs and a shift in editorial independence. In the UK, a report from The Economist regarding declining prostitution prices in Western England serves as a grim economic indicator known as Dvorak's Law. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the sophisticated PR background of Moms Demand Action founder Shannon Watts, formerly of Monsanto. The duo also explores the neurological mechanics of stuttering following a clip of EU Parliament member Andrew Duff. The episode concludes with a look at Battleground Texas and their snowflake organizing model designed to flip the state's political alignment.

Techno Boondoggle
Episode 521 •

521: Techno Boondoggle

U.S. Ambassador Howard Gutman faces allegations of soliciting sexual favors from prostitutes in a Brussels public park, a scandal reportedly suppressed by the State Department Inspector General's office. The accusations against Gutman emerged during Hillary Clinton's tenure, with claims that Under Secretary Patrick Kennedy allowed the ambassador to remain in his post despite internal reports of criminal wrongdoing. This development coincides with Robert Redford advocating for aggressive EPA carbon regulations to bypass Congress and shutter coal-fired power plants. National Security Agency Director General Keith Alexander defends domestic data collection efforts following a semantic dodge by Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, who claimed he testified in the least untruthful manner possible to avoid perjury. In a public slip, Alexander stated a need to protect civil liberties from privacy, while Senator Barbara Mikulski requested thirteen billion dollars for cyber security to combat what she termed tracker hackers. Meanwhile, internal system administrators confirm the FBI maintains direct on-call access to voice switches at major telecommunications providers, often detecting technical issues before the companies themselves. Senator Mary Landrieu utilized a Coca-Cola bottle analogy to explain the scope of the Department of Defense's digital reach during a week of bizarre technical terminology on Capitol Hill. The episode features a breakdown of the Adobe Insight white paper, which details the software giant's transition into government intelligence via its Utah data centers. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak conclude with a recommendation to abandon bloated Adobe products for open-source alternatives like GIMP.

Kale Donuts
Episode 520 •

520: Kale Donuts

President Barack Obama faced intense scrutiny following a script mishap during a PRISM press conference where he defended the surveillance state as a series of modest encroachments. The event, which featured a single vetted question from Jackie Calms of the New York Times, saw the administration attempting to rebrand the presidential oath as a duty to provide safety rather than a mandate to protect the Constitution. The hosts analyze the semantic tricks used by the executive branch to obfuscate the reality of metadata collection and the recording of domestic telephone calls. Silicon Valley's integration with the intelligence community takes center stage as the career of Kevin Lynch and the acquisition of Omniture by Adobe reveal a massive behavioral tracking infrastructure. DNI James Clapper and Attorney General Eric Holder provided evasive testimony to Congress regarding the monitoring of legislative phone lines, while internal feuds between the CIA and NSA suggest the PRISM leaks may have been an orchestrated distraction. Additional reports cover the appointment of Susan Rice as National Security Advisor and the shift in media sentiment as outlets like The Huffington Post adopt George W. Obama imagery to describe the continuation of Bush-era policies. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the technical transition from Flash to HTML5 as a battle for privacy, noting Steve Jobs' historical resistance to government backdoors in iOS. The episode features the recurring Noodle Kid segment and a critique of Alex Jones' recent appearance on the BBC, which the hosts compare to the antics of Matthew Lesko. A record-breaking 74 producers contributed to the Swazilnov fund, demonstrating the resilience of the value-for-value model amidst a global information war.