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Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 has been shot down over Ukraine, sparking immediate geopolitical accusations against Vladimir Putin and separatist groups in Donetsk. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the rapid media narrative formation on CNN, noting the suspicious timing of CIA Director John Brennan’s presence in the region and the appearance of pristine Dutch passports in crash site wreckage. The event carries heavy NATO implications as the flight originated in Amsterdam, potentially serving as a pretext for military escalation. Global financial power shifts as Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa launch a $50 billion development bank in Fortaleza to rival the IMF. In Germany, Chancellor Angela Merkel faces scrutiny over her ties to Gazprom while her government considers returning to manual typewriters to evade NSA surveillance. Domestic issues include the FCC proposing a Presidential Giant Voice system for mobile alerts, the State Department spending $630,000 on Facebook likes, and Congressman Thomas Massie demanding the release of 28 classified pages from the 9/11 Commission Report. Public health warnings also emerge as the WHO promotes Gilead Sciences' Truvada while pharmaceutical giants Pfizer and others pull back from critical antibiotic research. Broadcasting from the new South Austin Safehouse in FEMA Region 6, the hosts celebrate the open-sourcing of the No Agenda search engine on GitHub. Between knighting ceremonies for Timothy Singleton and Robert Mueller, the duo mocks Carol Costello’s lunar skepticism and the viral Comcast cancellation saga of Ryan Block. The session concludes with a 94-point Parker wine that left everyone but the professional drinkers with a headache.



















