Topic: Seltzer

Dame Rebecca of Pinehurst and John Straub offer tributes, with Straub noting Dvorak's habit of trying to stealthily crack open seltzers on air. Rahl Aguilar recalls discovering the show via the School Sucks podcast in 2020. Ditch Walker and Eric Hulse express their grief, noting that Dvorak's legacy will continue through the No Agenda community.

Donations from various regions including New Jersey, Florida, and Texas are acknowledged. The hosts discuss seltzer water preferences, mentioning Polar and Pellegrino, and the use of "Gigawatt Coffee" with promotional codes. A brief mention is made of Bitcoin's rising value and the "weird" label used in political discourse.

A series of donations are read, including a "Fibonacci" sequence donation and several "boob" themed amounts. Listeners from across the U.S. and Germany are recognized for their support as they seek knighthoods or professional "Jobs Karma" while relocating to states like New Hampshire.

The hosts read birthday wishes for listeners and promote "Atlanta Tennis Monsters" t-shirts designed by Mark Sundermeyer. John C. Dvorak performs a "sales voice" for the website while Adam Curry acknowledges various small-business-owning producers.

The show concludes with a grim update on the war in Sudan, where 9,000 have been killed and 5 million displaced. The Committee to Protect Journalists demands an investigation into the death of journalist Halima Idris Salim. The episode ends with the "Gitmo Nation National Anthem," a mashup of Joe Biden clips, and a final discussion about the various seltzers and beverages the hosts are drinking.

Dentists are warning that the rising popularity of seltzer water may lead to damaged tooth enamel due to its acidic nature. Recommendations include drinking seltzer through a straw or rinsing with plain water between drinks. Additionally, the World Health Organization's cancer research agency is reportedly set to declare the sweetener aspartame a possible carcinogen.

A donor from New Braunfels, Texas, prompts a discussion about the sale of a local barbecue cooker operation. The show's birthday list includes Mimi Dvorak, Dame Karen Seltzer, and several other members of the "No Agenda family." The hosts lead a celebratory birthday cheer for all listeners born in early November.

Bradley and Karen Seltzer exchange mutual knighthood honors for Karen's 47th birthday. Kevin Anderson, known as Sir Vicks of the Hot Southern Bush, requests a call-out for his brother Carl. The segment includes a bizarre anecdote about throwing rolls of pennies at hookers and the hosts' ongoing struggle with their 100-page donation binder.