Topic: Ribeye

Brian Tannum from Minnesota is knighted as Sir Brianonymous, recalling a 2019 meetup in Des Moines where he requested a live chair squeak from Dvorak. He requests a "medium rare ribeye steak" for the roundtable and a clip known as "Pastor Farts" or "Heavenly Farter," though the host cannot locate the specific audio.

A donor requests a round table meal of rare ribeye steak and Coors Light in honor of Dvorak. The hosts play memorial jingles, including "Ants and Prayer." A meta-commentary discussion ensues regarding setting a minimum donation amount for the "Spooky John" donate jingle to honor Dvorak's likely wishes.

The Department of War faces scrutiny over reports of extravagant spending, including $6.9 million on lobster tails and $15 million on ribeye steaks in a single month. Critics, including Stephen Colbert and CNN, highlight these costs alongside purchases of Herman Miller recliners and fruit basket stands. Secretary Pete Hegseth is accused of burning through a $93 billion budget in September 2025 as the war with Iran looms.

Sir John of the North State was knighted after a donation and requested a specific meal at the roundtable including Lagunitas cannabis drinks. Separately, a producer sent a large shipment of Hawkins Cheezys from Canada, leading to a discussion on the "substrate" of snack foods.

Jack Wilson from Marietta, Georgia, is granted the title of Sir Jack of the Industrial Laundries following a donation of $1,033.33. Jack, who has worked in the laundry equipment industry for 24 years, requested a "de-douching" and shared his preference for ribeye and apple pie moonshine. The segment includes a series of jingles and a corrected "karma" read.

Duane Long, owner of Texas Dragon Barbecue, is knighted as "Sir Texas Dragon Knight of Flavor." He offers a discount code for No Agenda listeners and proposes a future barbecue meetup in Northeast Texas. The hosts discuss the merits of Texas-style brisket versus other meats.