Topic: Raleigh Hawk

The show acknowledges significant financial contributions from executive and associate executive producers, including a $526 donation from Earl Christopher. A somber note marks the passing of Sir Raleigh Hawk, a long-time community member and "knight" of the roundtable. The segment also includes "classified" style promotions for community businesses, such as Gigawatt Coffee Roasters and real estate listings in Rochester, Minnesota.

Donations from the Netherlands, Canada, and across the US are read, including a somber request for prayers for "Raleigh Hawk," a community member recovering from a large brain tumor. The show issues an "emergency F-cancer" shout-out in support of his recovery in the ICU.

Producers Pete from Brisbane, Jeffrey of Camden, and Raleigh Hawk are officially knighted after contributing $1,000 or more to the show. Raleigh Hawk is designated a "Black Knight" due to his donations repeatedly falling through the cracks of the show's administration. The hosts clarify that seniority in the peerage is determined by the date of the actual knighting ceremony.

In honor of Mother's Day, the hosts offer karma to all mothers and stepmothers. They continue reading donor notes from listeners in the UK, Germany, and the United States, emphasizing the importance of the value-for-value model.