Topic: Maryland

Commodore Earl Silverdude of the Silver Dolphins sends a naval farewell, while Matthew King donates to secure a ring for his wife. King, asserting his status as a "King," declines a knightly title as a demotion and promotes Josh Howard’s "Dead at 17" comic on Kickstarter. Sir Lehron from Alabama also joins the peerage as the "Duke of Chocktawatchi."

The show knights "Sir Frothy Mix" from Maryland and "Sir Ed the Crowbar" from Florida. The notes emphasize the show's popularity among truck drivers and its role in teaching media deconstruction. Producers request various jingles, including "Ants" and "F Cancer," while offering prayers for the Curry and Dvorak families during the show's transition.