Topic: Kevin Dills

Producers Kevin Dills and Baron Chris provide updates on their lives and local politics. Baron Chris reports from Ontario, Canada, where gas prices have reached $2 per liter and the "New Blue Party" is contesting its first election. He notes that while mask mandates are lifting, "mask plumage" remains common among certain political demographics in Toronto.

Sir Kevin Dills was elevated to the rank of Earl of North Carolina after completing his seventh knighthood with a donation of $333.34. Another producer, Maxine Waters' Gavel, reached the rank of Baron and claimed "Greater Bongo Bongo Land" as a protectorate. The segment included jingle requests and shout-outs to local meetup groups in Charlotte and the No Agenda social network.

The hosts read the names of associate executive producers who contributed between $50 and $175. Notable mentions include Sir Timothy of No Fixed Title, who donated in honor of Lisa Bernier's Cicerone certification, and a meetup announcement for Slows Barbecue in Pontiac, Michigan. The segment concludes with a reminder of the "Value for Value" model and a call for continued listener support.

Sir Kevin Dills is promoted to the rank of Viscount of Charlotte for his unwavering support of the show. Three new knights—Jonathan Calvert, Mike Scalora, and Ron Gardner—are inducted into the No Agenda roundtable for their contributions of $1,000 or more. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, reciting a list of humorous and symbolic items associated with the show's lore.

A list of producers is thanked for their donations, including Rebecca Foster, Baron Kevin Dills, and Nurse Caitlin. One producer, Eric Van Martyr, donated $80.80, jokingly referred to as a "boob job" donation in reference to the numerical appearance of the digits.

The show honors its financial supporters through a series of credits and a formal knighting ceremony. Kevin Dills is dubbed "Sir Kevin Dills, Knight of the Queen City" following his contribution. Various other donors from the UK, Singapore, and the US are acknowledged for their support of the value-for-value model.