4 chapters across the catalog
Listeners join the "Order of the Ant," a new designation created in honor of John C. Dvorak. Notable donors include Dr. Don and Dame Audra from Cupertino, and Sir Luca, who claims Switzerland as his protectorate and takes the title "Baron Trump." Dame Becky from Katy, Texas, also joins the order to celebrate her 54th wedding anniversary.
Individual donations from producers in Katy, Texas, and Boring, Oregon, are acknowledged. The segment includes "de-douching" rituals for new contributors and a memorial for a long-time listener from the Humboldt Redwoods area.
Newsletter Delivery Issues, Google Algorithms, Knighting Ceremony
The hosts investigate reports of the No Agenda newsletter being blocked or shadow-banned by Google's algorithms, possibly due to CPAC-related keywords. This is followed by the knighting of Sir Mike of the Great Katy Prairie, who celebrated his 72nd birthday.
Birthday Announcements, Title Changes, Knighting Ceremony
The hosts announce several birthdays within the producer community and formalize title changes. Mike Kenney and "Data Man" are officially knighted, and the traditional "mutton and mead" ceremony is performed to welcome them to the No Agenda Roundtable.
