Topic: Ibm

Ibm comes up in 103 chapters across 91 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from March 2008 to July 2026.

March 2008 July 2026

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Producer's Tribute to JCD
Episode 1889 • • 19:49 - 23:17

1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD

Ticketmaster Vaccine Passports and IBM Health Tracking

Ticketmaster's 2020 plan to require digital proof of vaccination or negative COVID-19 tests for concert entry is discussed as a precursor to a broader "vaccine passport" system. The involvement of IBM and Clear in tracking health data draws historical comparisons to IBM's role in data processing during the Holocaust. The hosts debate whether these measures are permanent infrastructure or temporary "propaganda" to encourage vaccination.

Producer's Tribute to JCD
Episode 1889 • • 4:11:11 - 4:13:27

1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD

Larry King Honorary Knighthood and IBM PS2 Computers

Sir Kevin of Devon recalls his correspondence with John C. Dvorak, including a discussion where Dvorak explained why an honorary knighthood for Larry King was not appropriate for the show. The segment also touches on Dvorak's claim that he successfully reassembled an IBM PS2 computer, a claim the hosts view with skepticism.

Producer's Tribute to JCD
Episode 1889 • • 5:51:11 - 5:53:40

1889: Producer's Tribute to JCD

Laser Crafters LLC and the Edge Lit Signs

The owner of Laser Crafters LLC recalls following John C. Dvorak since working for DEC in 1981. He shares a story about sending Dvorak and Adam Curry edge-lit signs featuring show art, only for Dvorak to jokingly claim the accompanying donation check was the sender's fault. Jasper Verhoeven and the Gregory household also provide memorial contributions.

Thumbstick Flick
Episode 1846 • • 1:04:15 - 1:07:01

1846: Thumbstick Flick

IBM Stock Decline, COBOL AI Programming

IBM shares dropped 13% following reports that AI models like Claude can now effectively program in COBOL, threatening IBM's legacy mainframe service business. While AI can handle basic coding, the hosts argue that troubleshooting complex Linux kernels still requires human expertise due to persistent AI hallucinations.

Kohanna
Episode 1822 • • 2:37:42 - 2:46:03

1822: Kohanna

IBM CEO on AI ROI, Data Center Costs

IBM CEO Arvind Krishna expressed skepticism regarding the return on investment (ROI) for current AI spending, noting that a one-gigawatt data center costs $80 billion to build. Krishna argues that the industry would need $800 billion in annual profit just to cover the interest on the projected $8 trillion in capital expenditures. Furthermore, internal studies at companies like NVIDIA reportedly show no significant productivity gains from current AI technologies.

Hate of Speech
Episode 1801 • • 2:11:45 - 2:15:53

1801: Hate of Speech

Brussels Airport Outage, Collins Aerospace, and OS/2 Warp

A major IT outage at Brussels Airport and other European hubs is attributed to software issues at Collins Aerospace, a defense contractor. The hosts speculate on whether this was a cyberattack or a competitive "hit job." This leads to an anecdote about the 1990s "OS/2 Warp" era and Steve Ballmer's alleged attempts to crash IBM's "crash-proof" operating system.

Natalism
Episode 1682 • • 2:28:45 - 2:34:11

1682: Natalism

Quantum Computing Hype and IBM

Wall Street and major tech firms like IBM and Google are shifting their focus from AI to quantum computing as the next major investment frontier. Physicist Michio Kaku appeared on 60 Minutes to describe quantum processors as "godlike" machines that compute using atomic forces. Skeptics point out that despite a decade of hype, there is no evidence of a programmable, operationally efficient quantum computer that can solve real-world problems.

Climate Change Special
Episode 1663 • • 36:47 - 39:40

1663: Climate Change Special

Smart Grid Funding and IBM Livestock Tracking

The Western Area Power Administration (WAPA) is identified as a key distributor of smart grid grants under the 2009 Recovery and Reinvestment Act. Major corporations like IBM and GE are reportedly receiving billions to develop an interconnected network that includes tracking livestock via RFID chips. The hosts suggest the "smart grid" is a tool for total instrumentation of the economy and environment.

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Climate Change Special
Episode 1663 • • 1:50:01 - 1:54:18

1663: Climate Change Special

IBM Watson and the Peak Oil Logical Trap

The hosts predict that IBM's Watson AI will eventually be used as a propaganda tool to validate climate change models. They also introduce a "logical trap" for climate activists: if one believes in both man-made global warming and "peak oil," then the climate problem is self-solving as fossil fuels will inevitably run out. This inconsistency is cited as the reason why officials like John Holdren oppose peak oil theory.

Twigs
Episode 1653 • • 11:08 - 12:44

1653: Twigs

Katherine Maher Family History and Spooky IBM Connections

NPR CEO Katherine Maher's family background is examined following the discovery of her father's obituary. Gordon Roberts Maher, who worked for IBM in Saint-Germain-des-Prés, France, was rumored in family lore to have been a post-war spy. The obituary details his familiarity with the Port of Aden and his roles at Goldman Sachs and UBS, suggesting a lineage of intelligence-adjacent careers.

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Red Book Special
Episode 1648 • • 5:15 - 5:53

1648: Red Book Special

IBM Watson Supercomputer and Climate Research Prediction

A prediction from the archives suggests that following its success on Jeopardy, the IBM Watson supercomputer would move into medical research and eventually secure climate research contracts. The forecast posits that Watson will be used as an authoritative voice to declare climate change as settled science. This follows an actual five-year agreement between IBM, Nuance, and Columbia University Medical Center.

Red Book Special
Episode 1648 • • 15:12 - 17:55

1648: Red Book Special

Watson Healthcare Deal and Gabrielle Giffords VP Prediction

IBM Watson's deal with health insurer WellPoint is highlighted as a fulfilled prediction. A new prediction suggests Gabrielle Giffords will run as Vice President alongside Barack Obama. Additionally, the discussion covers FBI investigations into Anwar al-Awlaki and his contacts prior to the September 11 attacks.

Red Book Special
Episode 1648 • • 1:31:30 - 1:33:49

1648: Red Book Special

IBM Watson Patient Care and NLP Hijacking

The hosts revisit the IBM Watson Jeopardy win, noting that IBM has now launched "Patient Care and Insights" using Watson technology. They mock the industry's use of the acronym "NLP" for natural language processing, claiming it was hijacked from neuro-linguistic programming.

Red Book Special
Episode 1648 • • 2:15:22 - 2:17:39

1648: Red Book Special

Watson Cancer Diagnosis and Medical Expert Systems

The hosts revisit their prediction about IBM Watson being used for cancer diagnosis in hospitals. They compare modern AI investments to the "medical expert systems" of the early 1980s, specifically mentioning the "Rex" system.

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Fat Leonard
Episode 1618 • • 1:45:59 - 1:50:20

1618: Fat Leonard

Quantum Computing as the Next Tech Smoke Screen

As the AI hype cycle potentially cools, the tech industry is pivoting toward quantum computing as a solution for climate change and battery efficiency. Companies like BMW and Daimler are reportedly investigating quantum simulations, though skeptics argue the technology remains alien and unproven, serving primarily as a reason for Nvidia to sell expensive chips.

Buying Quiet
Episode 1616 • • 46:38 - 51:19

1616: Buying Quiet

IBM Diversity Quotas and James O'Keefe Investigation

An investigation by James O'Keefe features internal video of IBM CEO Arvind Krishna discussing the use of quotas and financial coercion to enforce diversity hiring. The report alleges that executives were held accountable or terminated if they failed to meet specific racial and gender hiring percentages.

Pain Sponge
Episode 1609 • • 12:54 - 15:49

1609: Pain Sponge

IBM, Nazi Germany, and Advertising Suspensions on X

IBM suspended its advertising on X citing an "unacceptable situation" regarding hate speech, which is noted as ironic given the company's historical collusion with Nazi Germany. Author Edwin Black's book "IBM and the Holocaust" details how the company provided punch-card technology used in concentration camps. The mass exit of advertisers is characterized as a coordinated pressure campaign rather than a standard business dispute over ad placement.

Balconazi
Episode 1582 • • 2:42:19 - 2:46:01

1582: Balconazi

AI School Bus Routing Failure, Banking AI Implementation

Jefferson County Public Schools in Kentucky experienced a "meltdown" after using an AI-driven mathematical model to redesign bus routes, leaving children stranded until 10 p.m. The district's $200,000 investment in the technology resulted in a total system failure and school closures. Additionally, a listener reports that a major U.S. bank is attempting to replace human customer service knowledge bases with AI, despite internal skepticism.

Spook Head
Episode 1568 • • 1:54:46 - 1:59:10

1568: Spook Head

IBM Watson Failures and Executive Producer Credits

Producer Matthew Rackwall describes his experience with IBM Watson's AI, which erroneously suggested children's underwear ads for an article about child abuse. The AI was eventually relegated to simple keyword matching for sports articles. Other donations are acknowledged from Alan Green of Tier One Concealed and Surveilled, who is promoted to Viscount of FEMA Region 4.

Connectionism
Episode 1560 • • 11:56 - 14:12

1560: Connectionism

Airline Industry Mainframe Systems, COBOL and TPF

Technical details regarding airline reservation systems reveal that while COBOL is used for accounting, core functions like ticketing and seating often run on IBM assembly language and the Transaction Processing Facility (TPF) operating system. These legacy systems remain in use due to their unmatched transaction processing speed. The history of outsourcing code to India in the 1990s is noted as having had mixed results for the industry.

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