Topic: Gummy Bears

Researchers in Michigan claim to have developed a process to recycle wind turbine blades into edible products like gummy bears using a composite resin. The story is framed as a solution to the massive waste generated by decommissioned turbine blades, which are typically made of fiberglass or carbon fiber. The hosts mock the idea of eating "windmill gummies" as a way to reduce a carbon footprint.

The FDA has approved candy-flavored amphetamines, specifically gummy bear-style medication, for children with ADHD. The hosts criticize this move as a way for the pharmaceutical industry to make powerful drugs more appealing to children and their parents.

Students in Australia are reportedly bypassing biometric fingerprint scanners used for school attendance by using gummy bears. By pressing a finger into a gummy bear to create a mold, students can have others "check them in." The hosts use this to highlight the flaws in biometric security and the move toward automated classrooms.