Topic: Grand Canyon

A clip from The Simpsons Movie featuring Tom Hanks is used to illustrate the government's loss of credibility. In the clip, Hanks "borrows" his personal credibility to the U.S. government to promote a new Grand Canyon. The segment suggests that modern celebrity endorsements of government policy are reaching a similar level of absurdity.

Severe winter weather, including blizzards and hurricane-force winds, impacted over 70 million people across the US during the post-Thanksgiving travel period. The hosts critique the production value of televised weather reports, suggesting that reporters often use artificial sound effects to simulate wind noise during their broadcasts.

The podcast conducts its "knighting" ceremony for high-tier donors, including Sir DJ Fuji of Jersey City and Sir Sander of the Swiss Alps. Donors provide updates on their lives, including a producer working at the Grand Canyon and another in Saudi Arabia. The hosts emphasize the "value-for-value" model and advise listeners to update their LinkedIn profiles for better job prospects.

Michael Harrington offers his residence at the Grand Canyon for free use by No Agenda producers. Several birthday donations are acknowledged, including Karen Samuel and Sir Foxbat of the Crypto Knights. Sir Foxbat requests a specific Ayn Rand "Mac and Cheese" clip to celebrate his birthday.

The show acknowledges various donations, including a $100 contribution from Benjamin Gardner toward Mike Harrington's knighthood. Producers are encouraged to visit Harrington's property at the Grand Canyon. Several listeners, including Jason Green and Stuart Hilbert, are processed for knighthood, with Green requesting "fish pie and fellatio" be served at the No Agenda roundtable.

Park Service Ranger Michael Harrington donated to the show, offering his South Rim apartment to fellow listeners visiting the Grand Canyon. The segment also revisits the "Bana Alabed" Syrian girl media phenomenon, questioning the authenticity of the child's promoted social media presence.

A weather report details a relentless Christmas blizzard in the Midwest and a survival story from the Grand Canyon. The hosts use the extreme cold and snow as a counter-narrative to global warming, jokingly referring to it as a "global cooling report."