Topic: Detective Dookie

Sir Tooth Fairy from Indiana requests the "Detective Dookie" and "Pigs in Human Clothing" jingles. He asks the hosts to consider bringing the show back if another "scamdemic" occurs in the future. He also praises guest host Rob Dew for his contributions to the show's final run.

A viral clip of President Joe Biden on a tarmac appeared to capture him saying, "My butt got wiped" in response to a reporter's question. The hosts performed a "forensic deconstruction" of the audio, including tempo changes and ISO clips, to determine the validity of the claim. While the White House has not officially commented, the "Detective Dookie" segment concluded that the phrase was indeed audible.

Sir Johnny the Swamp Knight contributes $202 and shares an anecdote about a roommate's awkward encounter with a loosely robed Senator Joe Biden in Arlington. The donor, now living in Tennessee, requests "dating karma" and a specific "Detective Dookie" jingle. The hosts struggle to find the vintage jingle in their database but grant him an executive producership.

Over 300 Marine recruits at the San Diego Recruit Depot and Camp Pendleton have been sickened by an E. coli outbreak causing severe diarrheal symptoms. This follows the ongoing Hepatitis A crisis in the city, leading to a focus on sanitation and hand-washing mandates. The hosts jokingly attribute the coverage to the "poop beat" and "Detective Dookie."