Topic: Cornhole

The show concludes with a montage of Donald Rumsfeld quotes and a report on the American Cornhole League tournament in Austin. The hosts sign off, reminding producers of the upcoming 5,000-day milestone on July 4th.

The American Cornhole League (ACL) held a Pro Shootout at the Austin Convention Center, where 19-year-old Kaylee Hunter won the women's singles final. The hosts discuss the professionalization of the sport and speculate on how professional basketball players like Stephen Curry might perform in cornhole competitions.

A discussion of the National Cornhole Championship on ESPN describes the professional techniques used in the game, such as "air mail" shots and sliding bags. The hosts compare the niche sport's appeal and pacing to that of curling.

A flyer for a "Hoppy Hour" in a Texas apartment building invited neighbors to play "cornhole," leading to a humorous misunderstanding of the term. Research reveals that "cornhole" is a popular bean bag toss game with its own national association, particularly in Kentucky and Ohio. The segment highlights the regional differences in slang and the unintended double entendres of the game's name.

The first major donation segment of the anniversary show features significant contributions from executive producers, including David Foley and Stephen Pelsmacher. Topics include the "Mile High Club," a specific donation amount of $210 dubbed the "cornhole donation," and a response to perceived sexism from a female donor in FEMA Region 7.