Topic: Brad Doherty

The hosts conducted a formal knighting ceremony for Nicholas Principe, Simon Bennett, Jason Fortin, and Brad Doherty in recognition of their financial support. Birthday wishes were extended to several listeners, including Sir Bernie and Michael Andrews. The segment concluded with a collective "karma" grant for job seekers and a request for "no-rain karma" for a community block party in Fitchburg.

Multiple producers send in donations of $214.12 and $212.12 to match the palindromic date of February 12, 2012. The hosts grant "karma" to listeners seeking job promotions and political candidate Gary Johnson.

The hosts showcase several new domain names registered by listeners to support the show's themes, including "TheDroneStarState.com" and "EUFoundingFathers.com." A significant portion of the segment is dedicated to "ObservatoryForHumanRights.com," a site built by producer Brad Doherty that parodies official human rights organizations while directing traffic to No Agenda.