Topic: Als

Sir Chris Marble from Clearwater, Florida, shares a four-year journey of job loss, relocation, and marriage to a "non-vax woman." He credits the show with helping him navigate the pandemic years. The segment includes a request for the "Rev Al Love" jingle and a call for connections within the Tampa Bay homeschooling community.

Sir Matthew Wells, a Black Knight from Austin, recalls being "hit in the mouth" by Adam Curry's appearance on InfoWars. He requests a "Reverend Al Supercut" and the "You're going to need a Bitcoin" jingle. The supercut features various media figures mispronouncing names and making dire predictions about "sequestration" and "all hell breaking loose."

A rapid-fire audio montage features clips of Reverend Al Sharpton, Rush Limbaugh, and various political figures discussing topics ranging from the Supreme Court to GOP tax plans. The segment concludes with a humorous warning about an impending shutdown and the necessity of Bitcoin. The hosts briefly discuss the future of the No Agenda clip archive.

Sir Morgan, Baron of the Narrows, and Ryan Geist contribute donations, with Geist requesting a damehood for "Maggie the Rocker Chick." Geist notes he discovered the show through the host's first appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience. The segment includes a clip of Al Sharpton discussing the drums of war and Republican rhetoric.

Count Dr. Sir One Awesome Jason discusses his family's experience with the Ronald McDonald House following a premature birth. He notes that Tina Curry worked for the organization for years. Jason requests an Al Sharpton "Respect" jingle and is recognized as a Red Knight of the Order of the Heart.

Sir A.J. Reistad, Viscount of Idaho, honors John C. Dvorak as the "greatest buzzkill of all time" and requests the final challenge coin. The segment transitions to a news clip of Reverend Al Sharpton leading a march on Wall Street to resist the Trump administration's anti-DEI initiatives. The hosts play the "Resist We Must" audio clip.

Commodore Sir Harrison of Beaumont, Mississippi, requests "F-35 Karma" and a mix of Sharpton and Dvorak clips. The hosts play a clip of Donald Trump discussing the death of Al Baghdadi, followed by a Dvorak "bullshit" interjection. Harrison notes his cumulative donations have exceeded $4,000.

French students have joined the "Yellow Vest" movement to demand increased funding for the education system and relief from the high cost of living. While far-left leader Jean-Luc Melenchon has encouraged peaceful protest, Marine Le Pen is positioning herself as the "security" candidate. Le Pen's platform includes raising salaries and backing police forces to tackle violent far-left groups ahead of the presidential election.

An Omani pilot for Fly Dubai, Hammam al-Hammami, allegedly attacked his co-pilot with an axe in an attempt to crash a plane carrying 170 passengers into Israel's Ben-Gurion Airport. Investigators are scrutinizing al-Hammami's social media history, which included AI-generated videos of Islamic holy sites and derogatory posts about women. Questions remain regarding how the pilot passed security checks despite having known radical views.

CNN reports on co-pilot Hammam Al-Hammami, alleging he attempted to hijack the Fly Dubai flight due to extremist views. The investigation scrutinizes a deleted LinkedIn profile and a video featuring Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri that was reportedly posted after the suspect was in custody. Critics argue the media is "phoning in" the investigation using unverified social media data.

Houthi fighters in Yemen have intensified attacks on Saudi Arabian airbases and seized islands near the Bab al-Mandeb Strait. Despite Saudi requests for military support, President Trump has reportedly engaged in direct discussions with the Houthis, who claim they do not want to fight the U.S.

The United States and Syria have condemned Israeli airstrikes on the Abu al-Dhahour military airport in northern Syria, which damaged a runway but caused no reported injuries. U.S. Special Envoy Tom Barrack expressed concern that the strikes constitute an unnecessary escalation in the region. The Syrian government has reportedly maintained a preference for de-escalation despite the continued kinetic activity.

The hosts critique a media appearance by Beto O'Rourke on Al Sharpton's program, where Sharpton mispronounced the name of Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels as "Gergel." The discussion touches on common American mispronunciations of the name and O'Rourke's failure to correct the error during the interview.

The hosts play a montage of classic soundbites and jingles featuring Al Sharpton and former Attorney General Eric Holder. The clips include Holder's "dwindling his thumbs" gaffe and references to Dick Cheney and the Pentagon.

Hans Mathre is knighted as "Sir Skibbity of St. Petersburg" following a "switcheroo" donation from his wife Michelle and son Jens. The segment includes a classic Al Sharpton clip compilation and a thank you to the Manuka Gold family for their continued support. The hosts offer a discount code for listeners at manukagold.com.

Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh appeared before a House committee where Representative Al Green questioned him about "speculative bubbles" and the President's meme coin. Green expressed concern that lowering interest rates would facilitate risky financial behavior. Warsh maintained that the Federal Reserve remains an independent central bank focused on data rather than political pressure.

NATO launched "Arctic Sentry" to maintain vigilance in the north, while Trump emphasized the strategic importance of Greenland to prevent occupation by Russia or China. The hosts critique an Al Jazeera report claiming Mark Rutte had to maintain a "stony face" during Trump's remarks, arguing instead that Rutte is a "top sales guy" who actually enjoys a positive relationship with the President.

Donald Trump criticized Israel's military operations in Lebanon, specifically the leveling of apartment buildings in Beirut to target individual Hezbollah members. Trump suggested that Syria's new leadership could more effectively manage Hezbollah and urged Netanyahu to be more responsible regarding civilian infrastructure.

International media outlets Al Jazeera and CBC report that Iran's foreign minister, Abbas Araqchi, is demanding the release of frozen assets and the withdrawal of Israel from Lebanon as prerequisites for a final agreement. The negotiations are set to continue for 60 days to address nuclear matters and the permanent lifting of sanctions.

NBC Nightly News with Tom Yamas leads with the imminent Iran peace deal and tornado coverage from Al Roker. The broadcast includes exclusive reports on a deadly plane crash in Ohio and allegations of inappropriate conduct against golfer Phil Mickelson. A special segment titled "The Cost of Denial" examines the high rate of overturned denials in Medicare Advantage plans.