Episodes

Bob Woodward's new book Obama's Wars reveals a secret U.S. retribution plan targeting Pakistan in the event of a domestic terror attack. The revelation coincides with rumors of a massive cabinet reshuffle involving Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and the potential return of Colin Powell to the Pentagon. These high-level maneuvers suggest a strategic pivot as the administration grapples with intelligence leaks and the shifting optics of the war in Afghanistan. In the private sector, the military contractor formerly known as Blackwater has rebranded as Xe Services, a move reportedly designed as an SEO strategy to bury the company's controversial history in search results. Meanwhile, the UNODC Afghanistan Opium Survey reports a massive yield drop due to a mysterious plant infection, even as cultivation areas remain stable at 123,000 hectares. On the domestic front, the TSA and Smith's Detection are preparing to deploy high-powered X-ray scanners capable of penetrating a foot of steel, while the National Suspicious Activity Reporting Initiative expands surveillance over encrypted platforms like Skype and BlackBerry. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the propaganda loops of Law & Order: Los Angeles and the normalization of surveillance through Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM bracelet. The episode features the official knighthood of Sir Peter Martine and Sir Fred Lust under the show's value-for-value model. Retired Air Force personnel also provide testimony regarding UFO incursions at nuclear missile sites, claiming unidentified craft have successfully disabled launch codes.

Law and Order: SVU and the Virginia Department of Health lead a wave of predictive programming as television dramas and state agencies normalize subcutaneous tracking. The NBC procedural recently depicted a future where flu shots serve as a delivery mechanism for GPS-enabled computer chips, while Virginia officials aggressively push 160 million vaccine doses that critics claim are rebranded swine flu stockpiles nearing expiration. Global surveillance expands as the UK government proposes direct paycheck diversion to Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs and offers tax rebates for citizens acting as Special Constable block nazis. In the United States, the TSA faces legal action in Philadelphia over illegal wallet searches, while Chrysler workers in Detroit are caught consuming alcohol and marijuana on lunch breaks following federal bailouts. Meanwhile, Dean Foods continues its monopolistic acquisition of local dairies like Berkeley Farms, and the United Nations appoints Mazlan Othman to lead the Office for Outer Space Affairs as a primary contact for extraterrestrial life. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the technical shift to iPad-based broadcasting and the rise of the Million Dollar Wall. The hosts also dissect the poor cinematography of the Hawaii Five-O reboot and the bizarre phenomenon of human feet washing ashore in Tennessee and the United Kingdom.

The Stuxnet worm has emerged as a military-grade cyber-missile targeting the Bushehr nuclear power plant in Iran, according to security researcher Bruce Schneier. This sophisticated malware, which exploits Siemens Programmable Logic Controllers and Windows print spooler vulnerabilities, coincides with the European Union's push for twelve new internet governance principles in Lithuania. The timing suggests a potential false flag operation designed to justify aggressive global internet regulation and boost the stock of antivirus firms like Symantec. Bill Clinton and the Clinton Global Initiative are under fire for staging YouTube interviews with high production values to simulate grassroots engagement. While the Clinton Foundation delays its 2009 annual report, Bill Clinton and Carlos Slim have established a $20 million loan facility in Haiti that critics argue facilitates the installation of political stooges. Meanwhile, the Obama administration faces a coordinated media assault from Donald Trump and Forbes, as stimulus audits in Los Angeles reveal that $111 million in federal spending produced only 55 jobs. Sir Timothy Kavanaugh and Dame Adriana K. Cain-Couture join the ranks of the No Agenda knighthood as the show's open-source funding model gains traction in Media Spy. Adam Curry reflects on his decade of heavy marijuana use to debunk government claims about modern potency, while John C. Dvorak tracks the rise of gold toward the $1,300 mark. The episode concludes with a warning about the CLEAR Act and its potential to surrender American water rights to the United Nations.

A federal indictment against a former Los Alamos National Laboratory scientist for allegedly selling nuclear secrets to Venezuela serves as a primary example of state-sponsored media manipulation. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze how the Washington Times and reporter Jerry Seeper framed the story to link Hugo Chavez with nuclear threats, mirroring previous propaganda campaigns used to justify interventions in Iraq and Iran. The hosts argue that Venezuela's oil reserves make it the latest target for a manufactured geopolitical narrative. Geopolitical tensions rise as the CIA and ISI face scrutiny over the murder of MQM leader Dr. Imran Farooq in London and the historical creation of the Taliban. In the United States, pharmaceutical giants like Eli Lilly and Bristol-Myers Squibb are rebranding antipsychotics like Abilify and Seroquel for mild depression, while the website KidsWithDepression.com pathologizes normal childhood behaviors to expand the market for pediatric medication. Meanwhile, 3M’s acquisition of Atenti signals a shift toward universal remote people tracking, and the corn industry attempts to rebrand high fructose corn syrup as corn sugar to evade public health concerns. John C. Dvorak introduces a theory regarding Christine O'Donnell and Sarah Palin as MKUltra presidential models while reflecting on the cancellation of his show Cranky Geeks due to failing ad agency metrics. The episode features a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Paul Couture and Sir Rory Stone, celebrating the success of the value-for-value model over traditional corporate media structures.

The Electronic System for Travel Authorization (ESTA) is being weaponized as a tool for traveler harassment at Schiphol Airport, where American citizens face significant delays despite holding valid passports. KLM check-in protocols and the proliferation of naked body scanners at individual gates signal a tightening of the 'Gitmo Nation' security apparatus. These measures, purportedly designed for safety, increasingly resemble a coordinated effort to normalize invasive biometric surveillance and iris scanning for the general public. Inland, the normalization of electronic monitoring bracelets for minor traffic offenses in Champaign County, Illinois, reveals a growing private-sector influence on the justice system. Companies like BI Corporation are accused of producing pre-packaged news segments to sell GPS tracking as a cost-saving measure for local sheriffs. Meanwhile, the Tea Party movement faces a strategic takeover by social conservatives like Brian Fisher of the American Family Association, who utilize Marxist-style co-opting tactics to pivot the movement away from its libertarian, fiscal-focused origins toward a divisive social agenda. Cultural oddities and corporate overreach collide as Tulsa police issue warnings over the Pedobear internet meme, fundamentally misunderstanding 4chan culture. In Haiti, the Mevs family and the World Bank are moving forward with airport hotel projects that critics label disaster capitalism, clearing refugees from private land for industrial zones. The show also explores the Ground Wireless Emergency Network (GWEN) towers and DARPA research into remote brain stimulation, while acknowledging Executive Producers Sir Paul Couture and John Little for their support of the value-for-value model.

The Ministry of Defence faces a growing scandal as British troops come under investigation for allegedly using military aircraft to smuggle heroin out of Afghanistan. With the region producing 90% of the world's opium, the Ministry has increased the deployment of sniffer dogs at bases to combat what appears to be a systemic trafficking operation. Meanwhile, the deployment of a Raytheon-built Active Denial System at the Pitches Detention Center in Los Angeles marks a new era of high-tech suppression, using millimeter waves to induce burning sensations on inmates. In Washington, President Obama appointed Austin Goolsbee to the Council of Economic Advisers, drawing scrutiny toward Goolsbee's background in Yale's Skull and Bones society. On the campaign trail, the Tea Party movement faces accusations of establishment co-option by figures like Sarah Palin, while a federal appeals court ruled that law enforcement may track cell phone location data without a search warrant. Internationally, suspicious fires at Venezuelan oil facilities in Bonaire and Curacao, both owned by Hugo Chavez, have raised questions about potential sabotage disguised as lightning strikes. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak issue a formal retraction regarding a viral 3D holographic child safety story, revealing the image was actually a 2D chalk drawing using forced perspective. The hosts also mock the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department for a media panic misidentifying the Pedobear internet meme as a physical mascot for predators. During a special 10-10-10 ceremony, Ryan Story received a knighthood for his significant contributions to the show's production.

Wyclef Jean and Sean Penn are locked in a public feud after the musician accused the actor of cocaine use during a concert at Hot 97. The conflict erupted following Penn’s public skepticism regarding Jean’s bid for the Haitian presidency. This celebrity clash highlights the deepening political instability in Haiti as international organizations and high-profile figures struggle for influence over the earthquake-ravaged nation. In the United States, the Obama administration faces a wave of high-level departures as economic advisor Christina Romer and budget director Peter Orszag resign. Meanwhile, the TSA is under fire for deploying new full-body scanners at airports like LAX, where Adam Curry reports that the machines now produce explicit anatomical detail. In Europe, the Dutch government remains in a three-month deadlock without a coalition, while French authorities raid the home of L'Oreal heiress Liliane Bettencourt amid a campaign finance scandal involving President Nicolas Sarkozy. Global governance is also on the move as UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon convenes a private retreat in the Austrian Alps to bypass sovereign states on migration and climate policy. Adam Curry clarifies that a viral tabloid photo of him was not a bong but a fireplace tool, debunking rumors of a pregnancy for his wife Mickey. John C. Dvorak offers a tactical tip for SFO travelers to avoid scanners by using the Virgin America terminal. The show concludes with a knighting ceremony for Sir Era Dardarian and Sir Larry Stewart, recognizing their contributions to the value-for-value model.

A television commercial for September 11th commemorative coins has sparked outrage for marketing silver and gold recovered from the World Trade Center ruins. The United States Secret Service Uniform Division Benefit Fund licensed the product, which features a sculpture of the USS New York. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the ethics of selling Ground Zero evidence as a collector's item while the nation approaches the ninth anniversary of the attacks. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates recently admitted in Baghdad that the original premise for the Iraq War was invalid, despite his positive outlook on the current outcome. Meanwhile, the US Army Corps of Engineers is overseeing the construction of a for-profit railroad in Afghanistan, connecting Uzbekistan to Mazar-e Sharif. These geopolitical shifts occur as the Director of National Intelligence authorizes domestic law enforcement to utilize military spy satellites, raising significant privacy concerns among oversight groups. In the pharmaceutical sector, the FDA and DEA have approved MDMA research led by Dr. Mithoefer to treat post-traumatic stress disorder in military veterans. Canadian Secret Intelligence Services employees reportedly walked out of a family dinner in protest after a listener played the program during the meal. The episode also features a knighthood ceremony for Sir Hugh Wilson and a breakdown of the 2010 demographic study revealing that eighty-three percent of the audience identifies as exclusively heterosexual. Adam Curry concludes by announcing the Hot Pockets Across America RV tour to visit producers nationwide.

A Chinese company named Jealousy International sparked international outrage by featuring the late Princess Diana in a lingerie advertisement to mark the 13th anniversary of her death. The billboard, which depicts the Princess's head on a model playing a cello, has been condemned by the Diana Appreciation Society as a gross exploitation of her image. Meanwhile, a Marine International oil rig exploded 80 miles off the Louisiana coast, reigniting fears in the Gulf of Mexico as authorities investigate the blast south of Vermillion Bay. President Barack Obama officially announced the end of combat operations in Iraq under Operation New Dawn, yet active duty reports indicate heavy brigade combat teams remain engaged in mechanized infantry maneuvers. Former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair released a memoir defending the invasion and praising George W. Bush, while NBC correspondent Richard Engel described the nation as a sectarian basket case. In the United States, Representative Ron Paul stood alone in opposing HR 5481, arguing that subpoena power for the BP oil spill investigation should remain with Congress rather than a Presidential commission. Further concerns regarding federal overreach emerged as ICE agents began conducting sweeps on trains in Syracuse, New York, and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation purchased 500,000 shares of Monsanto stock. Host Adam Curry celebrates his 46th birthday as the San Francisco Bay Area is rattled by a magnitude 3.3 earthquake live on air. The program welcomes Sir Matthew Greensmith and Dame Jess Walters to the No Agenda Round Table, while examining the bizarre emergence of vatooing and the mystery of a ninth severed human foot washing ashore in the Puget Sound.

The Koch brothers face a coordinated media offensive as Jane Mayer of The New Yorker and outlets like Democracy Now! target their libertarian funding. Charles and David Koch are accused of orchestrating covert political operations, a narrative that contrasts sharply with the media's historical treatment of George Soros. This deconstruction reveals how associative messaging and neurolinguistic programming are used to frame philanthropic donations to the ACLU and cancer research as part of a sinister agenda. Global tensions and domestic surveillance escalate as Pakistani and Russian sources allege the HAARP system is being utilized for weather modification during regional floods and heatwaves. In Mexico, a systems engineer for Carlos Slim claims to have installed a backdoor into the national ID system to allow citizens to delete their data. Meanwhile, the EPA considers a ban on lead ammunition under the Toxic Substance Control Act, and Cleveland implements RFID-tagged garbage cans to monitor household recycling habits. Additional reports cover the radicalization of prisoners in the UK and the arrest of a former Canadian Idol contestant in an Ottawa bomb plot. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak knight new members into the No Agenda Roundtable, celebrating the launch of No Agenda Records with its first release by GX2. The program explores the absurdity of Summer's Eve advertisements and the technical hurdles of turning plastic into oil. From the dangers of ghost hunting on North Carolina train trestles to the automated emergency landing errors on British Airways, the hosts capture the strange reality of the week's news.

The September 13th vote on the Food Safety Bill takes center stage as recent egg recalls trigger concerns over flu vaccine production. Agricultural regulators and pharmaceutical interests appear increasingly linked, as a shortage of eggs could force the reintroduction of controversial adjuvants in seasonal vaccines. While the United Kingdom successfully eliminated salmonella through mandatory hen vaccinations, U.S. officials continue to resist similar mandates despite rising public health risks. International aid remains a flashpoint as $9.9 billion in recovery funds for Haiti sit undistributed under the watch of Cheryl Mills and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Bureaucratic hurdles involving USAID require NGOs to partner with local governments, leading to theories that the U.S. is intentionally highlighting Haitian obstruction to justify future regime change against President René Préval. Meanwhile, domestic surveillance expands as the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals rules that law enforcement may legally enter private driveways to attach GPS tracking devices to vehicles without a warrant. Production secrets from the Family Guy table read reveal how Seth MacFarlane tests jokes for live audience reactions before sending animation to Korea. The mysterious Russian shortwave station UZB-76, known as The Buzzer, has broken decades of silence with clear voice codes, sparking global speculation among amateur trackers. Executive Producers Paul Couture and Eric Gray lead the support for this listener-funded transmission.

The Department of Homeland Security recently conducted a simulated terror attack in the Boston subway system, releasing sulfur hexafluoride and perfluorocarbons into the transit tunnels. While officials claim the study tracks gas propagation for public safety, the use of potent greenhouse gases and chemicals known to cause flu-like symptoms raises serious health concerns for commuters. This simulation occurs alongside a massive recall of half a billion eggs from Wright County Egg in Galt, Iowa, which critics suggest may be a strategic move to consolidate the industrial food supply and eliminate independent farmers. International tensions and corporate maneuvers dominate the landscape as Julian Assange faces a rapidly retracted rape allegation in Sweden, a sequence of events resembling a botched intelligence agency honey trap. In the United States, General Motors filed an S-1 to go public, admitting that its new leadership lacks automotive experience while the public still holds an 85% stake via government bailouts. Meanwhile, Warren Buffett invested $2.4 billion into Johnson & Johnson, a move seen as a calculated bet on the financial windfall of the Affordable Care Act. In Haiti, Wyclef Jean appeals his presidential disqualification while the preferred successor of the current administration, Jude Celestin, faces scrutiny over a prior bank fraud conviction in the United States. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak navigate these stories despite a crippling Comcast service outage in Northern California that forced a pivot to manual production. The duo deconstructs medical propaganda in the television drama Royal Pains and mocks the sudden media obsession with bedbug infestations as a potential PR campaign for the mattress industry. The program concludes with a look at the cultural significance of the number 42 ahead of a binary-themed fundraiser.

The United States military has officially withdrawn its final combat brigades from Iraq, a maneuver characterized by Al Jazeera as a tactical retreat under the cover of darkness. While President Barack Obama previously campaigned on a total withdrawal, 50,000 troops remain in-country for counter-terrorism and training roles. This transition occurs amidst heavy media embargoes and the deployment of Stryker combat vehicles equipped with controversial slat armor. Domestic stability faces new challenges as the Juarez drug cartel, La Linea, begins deploying young women as assassins, while a massive recall of 288 million eggs due to salmonella hits the American food supply. In Northern California, Sutter Pacific Medical Foundation recalled 3,000 improperly refrigerated vaccines, including H1N1 and polio doses. Meanwhile, the George Miller Children's School in Richmond has implemented an RFID tracking system for students, and the Royal Society predicts a global shift toward vat-grown synthetic meat by 2050. Cultural oddities abound as Dr. Laura Schlesinger exits terrestrial radio following a Media Matters boycott, and Wyclef Jean appears in Belgium despite reports of him hiding from death threats in Haiti. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak examine the rise of the zombie meme in university emergency guidelines and the strange marketing of gelato-scented body wash tied to the film Eat Pray Love.

Billy Idol and guitarist Steve Stevens delivered a high-energy performance at the Palladium, proving the 54-year-old rocker remains in peak physical form. The concert served as a backdrop for a gathering of the No Agenda community, including Bobby Eden, as the show expands its reach through a new Nokia Ovi Store application. This expansion coincides with the launch of a dedicated vocabulary tracker to document the unique lexicon developed by the show's global producer network. Bill Gates Sr. is currently spearheading a controversial campaign for a state income tax in Washington, targeting high earners despite the region's reputation as a tax haven. Meanwhile, the Hindenburg Omen technical indicator has triggered, signaling a potential stock market collapse for September 2010. In the media sphere, Dr. Laura Schlessinger faces intense scrutiny after a racial slur controversy on her radio program, while Rupert Murdoch launches a trademark dispute against Skype as the VOIP provider prepares for an IPO. The episode also investigates the death of Deutsche Bank executive Colin Burch and the suspicious flight restrictions surrounding the Alaska plane crash that killed Senator Ted Stevens. Dame Carol Jordan and Sir Paul Couture join the growing ranks of the No Agenda Roundtable through the listener-supported model. The hosts analyze the strange marketing of Degree Clinical Protection and the bizarre political landscape of Haiti, where Wyclef Jean and Michel Sweet Micky Martelly are vying for the presidency. A final look at the JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater reveals a deeper public frustration with the airline industry.

Energy analyst Matthew Simmons was found dead in a Maine hot tub shortly after predicting the bankruptcy of BP and criticizing the response to the Deepwater Horizon spill. The sudden death of the prominent industry critic, initially attributed to a heart attack before being reclassified as drowning, coincides with the suspicious plane crash of Senator Ted Stevens in Alaska. These events highlight a volatile intersection of corporate interests and political power as the federal government faces scrutiny over its expanding influence. A USA Today investigation reveals that federal civilian compensation has surged to an average of $123,000, nearly doubling the private sector average of $61,000. Meanwhile, Wyclef Jean has launched a presidential bid in Haiti backed by corporate interests and private jets linked to Goldman Sachs and Bill Clinton. In the United Kingdom, the Anti-Terrorist Hotline has pulled controversial advertisements that encouraged citizens to report neighbors for using cash or keeping curtains closed. Domestically, the Checkpoint Strikeforce initiative is under fire for using unconstitutional sobriety stops to generate revenue, while the FBI continues to enforce gag orders on National Security Letter recipients like Nicholas Merrill. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak celebrate a massive listener surge following a high-profile appearance on the Adam Carolla Show. The hosts mock the Nokia Ovi Store for banning their mobile app over alleged offensive language while praising the resilience of the No Agenda challenge coin community. Comedian Bill Hicks provides the final word on maintaining artistic integrity by refusing to become a corporate shill for mainstream advertisers.

Supermodel Naomi Campbell and actress Mia Farrow take the stand at The Hague to testify against former Liberian President Charles Taylor regarding the exchange of uncut blood diamonds. The war crimes trial highlights the intersection of celebrity and global conflict, while parallel controversies emerge in Haiti as Sean Penn publicly challenges Wyclef Jean’s presidential bid on CNN. These high-profile disputes serve as a backdrop to deeper questions about corporate influence and the transparency of international aid foundations. Domestic tensions rise as the Pentagon demands that WikiLeaks expunge 15,000 classified documents, while the TSA admits to storing full-body scanner images despite previous privacy assurances. In the corporate world, HP CEO Mark Hurd resigns following an internal investigation into expense irregularities involving a female contractor. Meanwhile, the CDC initiates a nationwide telephone survey targeting parents of young children for intrusive data collection on H1N1 vaccinations and household income. Environmental concerns also surface in Pennsylvania, where residents near Marcellus Shale drilling sites report tap water that can be ignited due to natural gas saturation. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak acknowledge the crew of the USS Columbus and conduct a formal knighthood for Brian Watson of the Order of the Mint. The duo explores the linguistic shift of the rapeseed plant into the trademarked Canola and analyzes the creepy marketing parallels between the Yogi Bear 3D poster and the Pedobear meme. A closing monologue reflects on modern slavery and government control through the lens of taxation and historical standoffs like Waco.

Judge Vaughn Walker overturned California's Proposition 8, ruling that moral disapproval lacks a constitutional basis for law. This landmark decision from the Netherlands Antilles broadcast follows Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak to a beach shack in Bonaire, where infrastructure failures and Hugo Chavez’s military warnings dominate the local landscape. The ruling’s rationale raises immediate questions regarding the future of statutes governing prostitution and controlled substances. President Hugo Chavez claims the transition of Bonaire to a Dutch municipality on October 10, 2010, brings a threatening NATO presence to the Venezuelan border. Meanwhile, the Obama administration reclassifies Iraq forces as non-combat units despite Katie Couric reporting persistent violence and the exclusion of private contractors from withdrawal tallies. In the Marcellus Shale, residents of Hickory, Pennsylvania, report flammable tap water and environmental contamination linked to hydraulic fracturing. Financial analyst Harry Dent predicts a new Great Depression beginning in August, while the US Postal Service initiates bio-terrorism training for mail carriers in six major cities. Supermodel Naomi Campbell testified at the International Criminal Court about receiving blood diamonds at the home of Nelson Mandela. Musician Wyclef Jean officially entered the Haitian presidential race with rumored backing from Bill Clinton. This episode features a formal knighthood ceremony for Sir Mark Dytham and Sir Chris Jacob, alongside a critique of the website Cats That Look Like Hitler.

The White House is pressuring Congress to grant the FBI expanded authority to access private email records and internet communication metadata without a warrant. This push for increased surveillance power coincides with the implementation of the PACT Act, which has effectively banned the shipment of tobacco products through the US Postal Service and major private carriers. Meanwhile, the FAA has established a restrictive no-fly zone over the Hudson River to secure the wedding of Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky, signaling a consolidation of political and financial elite interests. In New York City, officials are advancing Resolution 0224 to boycott the State of Arizona over its SB 1070 immigration law, a move that potentially violates interstate commerce regulations. Across the Atlantic, Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban has rejected IMF austerity measures, asserting national sovereignty against international financial pressure. Domestically, the Obama administration is introducing new levies on medical devices and indoor tanning, while a healthcare law provision requires employers to report insurance values on W-2 forms starting in 2011. BP continues to face scrutiny as reports surface that its $20 billion Gulf Coast escrow fund is backed by letters of credit from HSBC rather than liquid cash. Adam Curry details his transition away from Mevio to focus entirely on listener-supported media while John C. Dvorak offers technical insights into the California driving test and the nostalgia of Dreamweaver web design. The duo deconstructs the pharmaceutical marketing of Niaspan and Vivitrol, predicting a celebrity endorsement deal for Lindsay Lohan. Paul Couture is knighted as the Black Knight of the Mint for his successful commemorative coin challenge.

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange faces scrutiny following the release of 70,000 Afghan War Diary documents, which notably omit data on regional poppy production. The New York Times and Mark Mazzetti confirm a vetting process with the White House, suggesting a coordinated marketing effort rather than a raw intelligence leak. This data dump arrives as the Pakistani ISI faces renewed allegations of supporting the Haqqani network while illicit opium supplies in Afghanistan surge to 89 percent. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner defends the expiration of Bush-era tax cuts on Meet the Press as a new healthcare provision requires employers to report insurance costs on W-2 forms. In the corporate sector, BP reports a 34 percent revenue increase despite the Deepwater Horizon disaster, benefiting from a 10 billion dollar tax break. Technical testimony reveals the rig relied on an obsolete Windows NT operating system that frequently suffered the blue screen of death prior to the explosion. Basil Marceau, a Republican candidate for Governor of Tennessee, demands the removal of gold-fringed flags and the recall of all gun permits to facilitate universal open carry. The segment takes a turn into the bizarre as the hosts analyze a Barbie Video Girl doll equipped with a hidden chest camera. This episode features a deep dive into the value-for-value model and the history of military challenge coins with Executive Producer Paul Couture.

Hillary Clinton admits the United States armed and trained the Mujahideen with Stinger missiles during the Soviet-Afghan War, effectively creating the insurgent threat the military now faces. During a high-profile diplomatic trip to Pakistan with Greta Van Susteren, the Secretary of State acknowledged the historical blowback of Cold War policy. This admission coincides with reports on the toxic legacy of Fallujah, where depleted uranium use is linked to a surge in birth defects. Secondary developments include a GAO investigation into 23andMe, the DNA testing firm founded by Anne Wojcicki and Sergei Brin, which federal regulators claim provides scientifically bogus health risk data. In Pennsylvania, Judge Michael Conahan pleaded guilty to racketeering in the Cash for Kids scandal, involving bribes for juvenile detention sentences. Meanwhile, the Pentagon faces a massive internal probe as several dozen officials and contractors with high-level security clearances were caught in a child pornography investigation dubbed Operation Flicker. Additional reports indicate that Deepwater Horizon technicians inhibited emergency gas alarms to avoid waking crew members, leaving the rig without audible warnings during the fatal explosion. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the San Francisco life-force phenomenon and the strange theory that the Twilight film franchise is a secret allegory for corporate office culture. The duo also performs a de-douching ritual for new donors while examining the potential side effects of the drug Chantix on Mel Gibson. This episode features the launch of the Mothership Boarding Pass for listeners seeking a spot on the translucent blue disc spotted over Malaysia.