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Lane Splitter
Episode 884 •

884: Lane Splitter

Max Keiser and Stacy Herbert join the program in Austin to detail the surprising syndication model where the Associated Press produces content for Russia Today. The encounter highlights the blurring lines between Western news agencies and state-sponsored media, specifically regarding shared studio facilities in London used by both RT and Voice of America. Keiser further asserts that internet memes dictated the 2016 election outcome while warning of a future where the government requires licenses for journalists. Global instability rises as German Chancellor Angela Merkel calls for a burka ban and Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi resigns following a failed referendum. In the United States, the Pentagon reportedly suppressed a study identifying $125 billion in administrative waste to protect its budget from Congressional cuts. Meanwhile, the Department of Justice faces scrutiny over the Pizzagate conspiracy after a gunman entered Comet Ping Pong, an event mainstream outlets like CNN use to demand crackdowns on independent digital media. Legal experts at NPR now suggest that defamation torts and the republication rule could be leveraged to hold social media users liable for sharing unverified information. Technological vulnerabilities take center stage as thieves utilize signal-cloning devices to bypass modern keyless entry systems on seventeen different vehicle makes. Adam Curry recommends Faraday cages for automotive security and EMP preparedness, while the crew observes a strange linguistic shift toward the over-pronunciation of the letter T. The episode concludes with a defense of General James Mattis as a warrior monk and a look at the FDA-approved trials for MDMA and psilocybin in clinical therapy.

Throne Sniffing
Episode 883 •

883: Throne Sniffing

President-elect Donald Trump shattered decades of diplomatic protocol by accepting a ten-minute phone call from Taiwan’s President, sparking a media firestorm over the long-standing One China policy. While NBC and PBS pundits reacted with alarm, the transition team also faced scrutiny for a reported conversation with Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte regarding his controversial anti-drug campaign. These geopolitical shifts coincide with the appointments of General James Mattis as Secretary of Defense and ExxonMobil CEO Rex Tillerson as a potential Secretary of State, signaling a massive realignment of American power. Domestic tensions flare as former FEC Commissioner Hans von Spakovsky warns of systemic vulnerabilities in U.S. voter registration, citing a lack of citizenship verification. Meanwhile, IBM CEO Ginni Rometty faces backlash after offering services to the incoming administration, reviving historical concerns about the company’s role in tracking populations during World War II. At a heated Harvard post-mortem, Kellyanne Conway clashed with Clinton aides Jennifer Palmieri and Mark Shields over the Democratic Party’s focus on cultural liberalism versus the working-class voters who secured the Electoral College for Trump. John Dvorak recounts his visit to the exclusive Bohemian Grove, debunking myths about the giant owl statue while describing the potent Nembutal cocktails served to the global elite. The program also explores the bizarre internet theory regarding Justin Trudeau’s parentage and the Newsweek error that saw thousands of Madam President magazines shipped to newsstands prematurely. Adam Curry and Dvorak close with a look at the White Helmets’ funding in Syria and the UN’s formal apology for the cholera outbreak in Haiti.

Fact Check False
Episode 882 •

882: Fact Check False

President Recep Erdogan has officially launched Operation Euphrates Shield, a Turkish military intervention into Syria aimed at ousting Bashar al-Assad and securing border regions from ISIL and Kurdish PKK forces. This escalation coincides with the U.S. House of Representatives passing the Caesar-Syria Civilian Protection Act, a bill relying on reports from the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights that critics argue utilizes debunked claims of chemical warfare. Meanwhile, Senators Lindsey Graham and John McCain are pushing for amendments to foreign sovereign immunity laws that would shield Saudi Arabian interests from 9/11-related litigation. National security expert Sebastian Gorka challenges the media's 'lone wolf' narrative following the Ohio State University attack by Abdul Razak Ali Artan, arguing that global jihadi ideology provides a connective tissue for such violence. In the domestic sphere, Treasury Secretary nominee Steven Mnuchin is drawing fire for his use of the term 'upper class' regarding tax policy, while Green Party insiders reveal Jill Stein was a secondary choice for the 2016 election recount effort. Additional reports indicate the German government funneled millions to the Clinton Foundation for forestry projects, and Chinese state media claims hardware vulnerabilities in 'killer chips' have disabled the USS Zumwalt and HMS Duncan destroyers. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the 'Silicon Valley empathy vacuum' and the unrealistic portrayal of podcasting on the CBS show Bull. The duo also analyzes Alex Jones’ dramatic battle with Austin cedar fever and the curious timing of Buzz Aldrin’s visit to Antarctica. This episode is supported by Executive Producers James Pyers and Chris Foster through the value-for-value model.

Ant Wars
Episode 881 •

881: Ant Wars

Donald Trump and Steve Bannon face intense media scrutiny as the transition team navigates allegations of alt-right ties and internal policy shifts. While The New York Times editorial board describes a defensive meeting with the President-elect, the administration signals a potential reversal on waterboarding following consultations with General James Mattis. Tensions escalate further as Trump suggests Nigel Farage for UK Ambassador, sparking backlash within the House of Commons. Mainstream outlets including CNN and The Washington Post face criticism for promoting PropOrNot, a controversial blacklist targeting independent news sites like Zero Hedge as Russian propaganda. Christiane Amanpour’s recent CPJ award speech serves as a flashpoint for debates on media echo chambers and the suppression of dissenting views on climate change. Meanwhile, NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg signals a shift toward increased European defense spending, and Professor Stephen Cohen warns of a potential hot war with Russia over the Donbass region and Syrian interests. John C. Dvorak attempts a recorder performance during a formal knighting ceremony for a high-tier executive producer. Adam Curry details the intensifying Zwarte Piet controversy in the Netherlands and the racism directed at politician Sylvana Simons. The program concludes with a look at the emerging threat of an Ethiopian ant supercolony and the absurdity of NPR segments dedicated to the science of massaging kale.

Promise to Prosecute
Episode 880 •

880: Promise to Prosecute

Author Charles Kaiser sparked a media firestorm after using a racial slur during a live CNN panel with Brooke Baldwin while discussing White House advisor Steve Bannon. The incident, which left Baldwin visibly shaken, highlights a broader media effort to frame the incoming Trump administration through the lens of the Southern Poverty Law Center and accusations of white supremacy. This narrative is further fueled by Howard Dean labeling Bannon a Nazi on Canadian television and Simone Sanders suggesting the Democratic Party no longer requires white leadership. Beyond the headlines, a deconstruction of the 2000 Pence Agenda reveals that media claims regarding Mike Pence and state-funded conversion therapy are based on a misinterpretation of the Ryan White Care Act audit. In international affairs, the European Parliament passed a resolution to counteract Russian and Islamist propaganda, specifically targeting Russia Today and Sputnik. Meanwhile, NBC News reporter Richard Engel faces scrutiny for his coverage of hospital bombings in Aleppo, with raw footage suggesting the coaching of sources to emphasize food shortages for the camera. Domestic tensions also rise as National Security Advisor designate Michael Flynn faces criticism for describing Islam as a political ideology rather than a religion. Adam Curry addresses the PizzaGate conspiracy theory, labeling the allegations surrounding Comet Ping Pong a hallucination despite his history of investigating similar rings. John C. Dvorak deconstructs the bogus history of the presidential turkey pardon, tracing the formalized tradition back only as far as George H.W. Bush in 1989. The duo also explores the antimicrobial properties of copper door handles and the bizarre rise of the Mannequin Challenge at the White House.

Coup Cabal
Episode 879 •

879: Coup Cabal

Sidney Blumenthal appeared on Dutch television to allege that a cabal of FBI agents in New York, coordinated by Rudy Giuliani, orchestrated a coup d'etat to influence the 2016 election. This explosive claim coincides with Senator Harry Reid labeling FBI Director James Comey a Republican operative. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg released a technical roadmap to combat misinformation on Facebook following a BuzzFeed analysis showing fake news engagement surpassed mainstream reporting. Media scrutiny intensifies as the BBC and NBC are accused of selective editing regarding National Security Advisor appointee Mike Flynn and his comments on Islam. In Washington, Representative Devin Nunes confronted DNI James Clapper over a multi-million dollar intelligence report that was largely plagiarized from Wikipedia. Simultaneously, the World Health Organization lifted the Zika virus emergency status just as winter approached and $1.9 billion in funding was secured. In the UK, the Investigatory Powers Bill passed the House of Lords, granting authorities warrant-free access to internet metadata. John C. Dvorak clarifies that his recent Facebook announcement was about a new poodle, not a child, while the hosts mock the dramatic delivery of Chris Hansen on his new Crime Watch program. The segment concludes with a look at the Stanford marching band's suspension for lewd behavior and a critique of Dr. Phil’s controversial interview with actress Shelley Duvall.

Pet a Pony
Episode 878 •

878: Pet a Pony

Donald Trump is reportedly managing his transition team like a reality television show, leading to widespread media speculation about internal discord at Trump Tower. Reports from MSNBC and Morning Joe suggest a Stalin-esque purge following the departures of Chris Christie and Mike Rogers, while the White House press corps expressed outrage after the President-elect ditched the press pool for a private dinner at the 21 Club. The media framing of these events suggests a break in protocol, yet historical precedents like Franklin D. Roosevelt’s secret Waldorf Astoria train spur indicate a long-standing desire for executive privacy. Secondary stories involve Rudy Giuliani facing scrutiny over past consulting work for Qatar and Venezuela, while James Clapper submitted his resignation as Director of National Intelligence. Senator Elizabeth Warren and NBC News have targeted chief strategist Steve Bannon, alleging ties to the alt-right and bigotry. Meanwhile, European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker is calling for a permanent EU military headquarters in response to Brexit. In the United States, an Iowa lawmaker introduced the Suck It Up Buttercup Bill to penalize universities that use taxpayer funds for student cry rooms and therapy ponies following the election results. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak deconstruct the prophetic nature of a 1990s Kids in the Hall sketch that predicted modern campus microaggression culture. Dame Amanda Rosette joins the show to share her list of thirty-three things she loves about the value-for-value model. The hosts also examine the Newsweek Madam President recall and the collapse of Planet Clinton as the media struggles to normalize the new administration.

The Angries
Episode 877 •

877: The Angries

Donald Trump and President Barack Obama met at the White House to discuss the transition of power, while massive anti-Trump protests led by MoveOn.org and George Soros-funded groups paralyzed cities like Oakland and New York. Filmmaker Michael Moore and Senator Barbara Boxer have called for a Million Woman March and the abolition of the Electoral College as the Democratic Party reels from the loss. Hillary Clinton reportedly blamed FBI Director James Comey and President Obama for her defeat during a private call with donors. Protests across San Francisco and Austin featured student walkouts and claims of state-sponsored hate, while schools in Brooklyn established healing spaces with therapy dogs. In the media, late-night host John Oliver is accused of spreading disinformation to millennials regarding the Clinton Foundation and the Uranium One deal. Meanwhile, a 7.4 magnitude earthquake struck New Zealand near Christchurch, and the DEA issued a ban on the synthetic opioid Pink following a surge in California overdoses. General Michael Flynn has publicly called for the extradition of Fethullah Gulen as the battle for Mosul intensifies. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak deconstruct the John Oliver Effect and the rise of the Purple Revolution theory. The episode features Yoko Ono's primal scream reaction to the election and a bizarre anecdote about ants in siege mode. Sir Rogue of the Okanagan Plains is knighted following a significant donation, while the hosts mock Chelsea Handler's plan to move to Spain.

Election Special
Episode 876 •

876: Election Special

Donald Trump secures a historic presidential victory, triggering a wave of media meltdowns and market volatility that Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak deconstruct as a total failure of the influencer class. While MSNBC hosts Rachel Maddow and Chris Hayes warned of a global financial collapse, the Dow Jones recovered nearly 300 points within 24 hours, exposing the gap between corporate narratives and economic reality. The outcome marks a decisive rejection of the Clinton campaign strategy and the predictive modeling of data scientists like Nate Silver. Media figures including Van Jones and Christiane Amanpour characterize the results as a racial backlash or a rise in authoritarianism, while the hosts argue the shift represents a rebellion against corporate globalism and sovereignty-busting trade deals like NAFTA and TPP. Specific reports from the Javits Center reveal the irony of Hillary Clinton vacating her victory party for a National Association of Broadcasters event, as Ed Schultz delivers a scathing critique of John Podesta and the DNC leadership. Demographics show Trump outperformed previous Republican totals among Black and Latino voters, contradicting the white-lash narrative pushed by NBC and CNN. Distinctive moments include a review of Miley Cyrus and Aaron Sorkin reacting to the news, alongside a bizarre biblical parable from Tim Kaine regarding vineyard workers. Sir Paul Mountain Mentat of the Monongahela joins the executive producer ranks as the show explores the sudden emergence of the Calexit secession movement and the logistics of Dutch submarines tracking Russian aircraft carriers. The episode concludes with a look at India's sudden withdrawal of banknotes and a final musical tribute to the ant-eating stories of John C. Dvorak.

No Brexit For You
Episode 875 •

875: No Brexit For You

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump enter the final 48 hours of the 2016 election as WikiLeaks releases new emails involving John Podesta and Marina Abramovic. While Clinton campaigns through Florida rainstorms and Ohio concerts featuring Jay-Z and Beyonce, Trump targets a global power structure in a controversial final ad. The race tightens as FBI Director James Comey faces internal pressure from NYPD investigators regarding evidence discovered on Anthony Weiner’s laptop. Julian Assange claims from the Ecuadorian embassy that Saudi Arabia and Qatar are simultaneously funding ISIS and the Clinton Foundation. In London, a British court rules that Parliament must vote on Article 50, potentially stalling the Brexit process indefinitely. Meanwhile, Turkish President Erdogan intensifies a political purge by arresting HDP party leaders, and Saudi Arabia issues its first sovereign bond to cover a massive budget deficit. Domestic tensions rise as reports surface of Google pressuring YouTube creators for political endorsements and the Washington State Department of Corrections adopts politically correct terminology for inmates. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak deconstruct the 'Spirit Cooking' phenomenon and the hyper-realistic art collection of Tony Podesta. The duo explores the rise of technocracy through the lens of Ted Kaczynski’s latest academic writing and laments the end of traditional culture following the Harvard soccer team scandal. Baron Henry Clay and Sir Nacho receive formal knighthoods as the show prepares for the post-election media fallout.

Trump Trope
Episode 874 •

874: Trump Trope

James Carville appeared on CNN to allege that FBI Director James Comey is coordinating with the KGB to hijack the 2016 election, a claim mocked for referencing an agency dissolved in 1991. The rhetoric follows the reopening of the Hillary Clinton email investigation and reports from Fox News correspondent Brett Baier suggesting a likely indictment regarding the Clinton Foundation. These developments have triggered a wave of social media censorship, including a 30-day Facebook ban for users posting pro-Trump content. Internal Department of Justice friction has peaked as Attorney General Loretta Lynch reportedly advised Comey against notifying Congress of the new evidence, citing a policy against election interference. Meanwhile, former State Department official Steve Pieczenik claims a counter-coup is underway within the intelligence community to expose systemic corruption through Julian Assange and WikiLeaks. In the Middle East, President Erdoğan’s potential deployment of Turkish troops into Mosul threatens to trigger NATO obligations, while the Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov moves through the English Channel amid fears of a false flag operation. President Obama’s recent campaign trail behavior has drawn scrutiny, from scolding a child in a Darth Vader costume at a White House Halloween event to using dated sports tropes like the Okie Doke in Ohio. The Chicago Cubs finally broke the Billy Goat Curse with a World Series victory, providing a brief cultural reprieve from a tightening electoral map. Executive producers Duke Thomas Nussbaum and Jesper Holmberg lead the support for this deconstruction of the final days before the 2016 vote.

Poster Boys of Evil
Episode 873 •

873: Poster Boys of Evil

FBI Director James Comey has officially reopened the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s private email server after discovering pertinent records on a laptop belonging to Anthony Weiner. The device, seized during a separate probe into Weiner's alleged sexting with a minor, reportedly contained a folder labeled Life Insurance that may have been intended as leverage. Vice President Joe Biden appeared to slur his speech while addressing the scandal, leading to widespread speculation regarding his sobriety during the press interaction. Journalist Carl Bernstein labeled the discovery a bombshell that poses a terminal threat to the Clinton campaign, while manager Robby Mook struggled to defend false claims regarding the FBI’s notification process. Legal analysts cite Title 18 U.S. Code 2071 and Executive Order 12968 as grounds for potential disqualification from office due to the mishandling of classified data. Meanwhile, Huma Abedin faces potential perjury charges after previously testifying that she had surrendered all government-related hardware. In other news, Mike Pence’s campaign plane skidded off a runway at LaGuardia Airport, and the Pentagon confirmed a secret drone base expansion in Tunisia. Nadia Tolokonnikova of Pussy Riot released an anti-Trump music video via NPR, while Russian President Vladimir Putin dismissed claims of election interference by comparing the United States to a banana republic. The episode concludes with a look at high-end iPhone 7 clones from China and the record-breaking loss of 621,000 ESPN subscribers in a single month. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak also weigh the survival odds of Anthony Weiner as he becomes a perceived liability for the Democratic establishment.

Kinetic Kill
Episode 872 •

872: Kinetic Kill

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton enter the final two weeks of the 2016 election as Newt Gingrich and Megyn Kelly engage in a viral televised clash over sexual predator labels. While Senator Elizabeth Warren rallies the sisterhood in Florida, Professor Helmut Norpoth of Stony Brook University breaks from mainstream pollsters to predict a Trump victory based on historical primary performance cycles. Filmmaker Michael Moore further complicates the narrative by describing the Republican nominee as a human Molotov cocktail for the working class in the Rust Belt. Jonathan Gruber defended the Affordable Care Act on CNN amid projections of a 25 percent premium hike for 2017, while Angela Rye attributed the law's failures to Republican obstruction. In the Middle East, Director of National Intelligence James Clapper warned that a Syrian no-fly zone could lead to Russian forces shooting down American aircraft. Meanwhile, John Podesta faced scrutiny over State Department lobbying ties involving Heather Podesta and $19 billion in Qatari defense contracts. The tech world saw Apple reveal the new MacBook Pro Touch Bar as Anheuser-Busch completed the first commercial delivery via a self-driving truck in Colorado. John C. Dvorak and Adam Curry celebrate the ninth anniversary of the broadcast by deconstructing the linguistic shift from campaign surrogates to operatives. The duo examines the United Nations naming Wonder Woman an honorary ambassador and the bizarre Afghan tradition of burning down the Calais Jungle camp. Sir Thomas Hithaller joins the No Agenda Roundtable as the show analyzes the rise of kinetic kill terminology in modern drone warfare.

New World Hackers
Episode 871 •

871: New World Hackers

A massive Distributed Denial of Service attack against DNS provider Dyn has crippled major internet platforms including Netflix, Twitter, and Spotify. Security firm Flashpoint and a group calling itself New World Hackers have linked the disruption to a botnet of compromised Internet of Things devices, specifically Chinese-made DVRs and webcams. This systemic failure highlights the inherent vulnerabilities of modern microservice architecture and the poor security standards of consumer electronics. In the political sphere, WikiLeaks emails from the Podesta archives reveal internal confusion following the death of Ambassador Chris Stevens, with Hillary Clinton mistakenly referring to him as Chris Smith. Meanwhile, Malik Obama appeared on Sean Hannity's program to describe his estranged relationship with President Barack Obama, claiming the President has become stiff and formal. On the international front, the European Union faces a ratification crisis as the Walloon parliament in Belgium blocks the CETA trade deal with Canada, while the EPA faces scrutiny for delaying an emergency order in the Flint water crisis for seven months. Distinctive moments include a breakdown of the annual Al Smith charity dinner where Maria Bartiromo and the candidates traded barbs, and a look at the UN naming Wonder Woman an honorary ambassador. The program features a knighting ceremony for Sir Abs and Dame Terry, alongside a musical remix of Donald Trump's bing-bong vocalizations to mark the upcoming ninth anniversary of the show.

Yeezy Squeezy
Episode 870 •

870: Yeezy Squeezy

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump faced off in a final presidential debate marked by sharp exchanges over the Second Amendment and the Clinton Foundation's record in Haiti. Clinton defended her stance on the District of Columbia v. Heller case while pivoting from WikiLeaks revelations regarding her dream of open borders to accusations of Russian state-sponsored hacking. Trump countered by highlighting Project Veritas undercover footage and the resignation of Democratic operatives Scott Foval and Robert Creamer following allegations of inciting violence at rallies. Secondary developments include the arrest of a Russian hacker in Prague by the FBI, an agency whose expanding international footprint now draws comparisons to a global police force. DNC Interim Chair Donna Brazile faced intense questioning from Megyn Kelly over leaked emails suggesting she provided debate questions to the Clinton campaign in advance. Meanwhile, WikiLeaks exposed Chelsea Clinton’s use of the alias Anna Jones to navigate internal strife at the Clinton Foundation involving Teneo and Doug Band. In the UK, NatWest and the Royal Bank of Scotland abruptly closed the accounts of Russia Today, while in the US, billionaire Peter Thiel faced claims from The Advocate that his political leanings invalidated his identity as a gay man. Adam Curry recounts a painful coughing injury and a recent dinner at the Austin home of podcaster Lance Armstrong. The show features a C-SPAN caller shouting Bill Clinton is a rapist and a critique of Jimmy Kimmel’s Yeezy Squeezy prank on Hollywood Boulevard. Guest appearances include a heated rant from the Doctor of Common Sense regarding Marian Robinson’s reported taxpayer-funded pension.

Swamp of Crazy
Episode 869 •

869: Swamp of Crazy

The CIA is preparing a clandestine cyber retaliation against Vladimir Putin and the Kremlin leadership following reports of Russian interference in the 2016 election. NBC News claims Langley super-hackers intend to manipulate the personal bank accounts of Russian oligarchs, while Vice President Joe Biden confirmed the White House is sending a message to Moscow. This escalation follows allegations of malware probes in Arizona voter databases and a public dismissal of the claims by Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov. WikiLeaks documents reveal that Donna Brazile leaked CNN town hall questions to the Hillary Clinton campaign, prompting anchor Jake Tapper to label the breach of ethics as horrifying. Meanwhile, former Haitian Senate President Bernard Sansaricq alleges the Clinton Foundation mishandled over 14 billion dollars in earthquake relief funds. In the domestic race, Donald Trump has challenged Clinton to a drug test before their final debate, as media outlets like CBS and ABC pivot to sexual misconduct allegations involving the Access Hollywood tape and Billy Bush. President Barack Obama called for a new curating function to police the wild west of internet information during the Frontiers Conference. Google has already responded by launching a fact-check tag powered by the Poynter Institute and Pierre Omidyar. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down these developments from Austin and Silicon Valley, questioning the sudden appearance of climate change propaganda in scripted dramas like The Blacklist and the rise of bias response teams on university campuses.

Shambollocks
Episode 868 •

868: Shambollocks

Donald Trump declared himself unshackled from the Republican establishment this week, launching aggressive attacks against House Speaker Paul Ryan and Senator John McCain. The rift follows reports of an attempted GOP coup intended to replace Trump with Mike Pence to clear a path for a Ryan-Rubio ticket in 2020. Trump countered by threatening to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Hillary Clinton, a move that dominated the second presidential debate. Leaked Podesta emails from WikiLeaks have exposed deep-seated coordination between the Clinton campaign and major media figures at CNBC and Univision. Communications Director Jennifer Palmieri faced scrutiny over emails mocking Catholicism, while Donna Brazile allegedly leaked debate questions to the Democratic team in advance. Meanwhile, ABC News revealed that the State Department prioritized Friends of Bill for lucrative Haiti reconstruction contracts, benefiting donors like the Korean garment firm SEA. In the Red Sea, the USS Mason reportedly came under missile fire from Houthi-controlled territory, raising concerns of a manufactured pretext for deeper American military intervention in Yemen. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the hive-mind communication style of Clinton surrogates and the technical inconsistencies in the New York Times groper allegations. The duo explores the bizarre cultural shift of vasectomy parties and the extreme rhetoric of Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte. From the TurkStream pipeline accord to the arrest of Shailene Woodley on Facebook Live, this episode deconstructs the shambolic state of global geopolitics.

Wordy Durd
Episode 867 •

867: Wordy Durd

The United States and Russia are locked in a dangerous cycle of military escalation as US Army Chief of Staff General Mark Milley issues aggressive threats regarding the Syrian conflict. While Syrian President Bashar al-Assad defends his constitutional mandate and the legality of Russian intervention, the Obama administration has formally accused the Kremlin of authorizing cyberattacks to influence the 2016 election. This geopolitical tension serves as a backdrop to a domestic political landscape dominated by the strategic release of the Trump Access Hollywood tape and the subsequent WikiLeaks dump of John Podesta’s emails. NPR CEO Jarl Mohn recently detailed the stifling bureaucracy of legacy media, revealing it took three weeks of internal debate just to add the word live to news introductions. In the private sector, the sharing economy faces a decline as Airbnb hosts use Photoshop to deceive travelers and iHeartRadio grapples with a massive debt crisis that threatens the future of terrestrial broadcasting. Meanwhile, the FBI is under fire for granting immunity to Clinton aides Cheryl Mills and Heather Samuelson, including an agreement to destroy laptops despite active congressional investigations and FOIA lawsuits. In Canada, University of Toronto Professor Jordan Peterson has sparked a national debate over Bill C-16 and the potential for government-compelled speech regarding gender pronouns. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak break down the technical reality of server scanning to debunk claims of Russian hacking while navigating a New York City Airbnb that looks nothing like its listing. Comedian Martin Higgins contributes a series of Confucius-themed puns that ignite a debate over whether the hosts' ongoing feud is a comedic bit or a genuine grievance. The duo also reflects on the legacy of Napster and the modern irony of celebrities like Robert De Niro using aggressive rhetoric to condemn political vulgarity.

Delay or Avoid
Episode 866 •

866: Delay or Avoid

Federal authorities arrested Booz Allen Hamilton contractor Harold Martin III for the alleged theft of massive amounts of top-secret NSA computer codes and classified documents. The recovery of digital and hard-copy material from Martin’s home and vehicle draws immediate comparisons to the handling of Hillary Clinton’s private email server, suggesting a strategic timing for the arrest. Meanwhile, Judge Andrew Napolitano and former NSA official William Binney posit that recent DNC leaks may have originated from within the intelligence community rather than Russian hackers, citing internal anger over the mishandling of sensitive gamma material. In the wake of the vice presidential debate, Mike Pence is characterized as a cool customer against an aggressive Tim Kaine, whose performance at Longwood University was marked by constant interruptions. Former Governor Jennifer Granholm faced a visible disconnect with younger female voters at a sorority house, while Bill Clinton publicly criticized the Affordable Care Act as the craziest thing in the world due to skyrocketing premiums. Additionally, the Department of Justice moved to dismiss charges against arms dealer Marc Turi to prevent the exposure of a covert Obama administration program that allegedly funneled weapons to extremist groups in Libya and Syria. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak analyze the reversal of traditional party colors on the debate stage and the symbolism of Kaine’s Blue Star Service Pin. The show acknowledges major producers Ty Tran and Sir Ryan for their contributions to the value-for-value model. Adam Curry also prepares to challenge the traditional broadcast industry at a Syracuse University media panel, arguing that mainstream distribution is in a slow-motion death spiral.

Wall of Phlegm
Episode 865 •

865: Wall of Phlegm

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange prepares an October surprise targeting the Clinton Foundation as allegations surface regarding a Swiss-based financial pipeline from Saudi Arabia. While Alec Baldwin debuts a balanced caricature of Donald Trump on Saturday Night Live, the Commission on Presidential Debates confirms technical failures with Trump's microphone that may have altered the acoustic feedback during his first face-off with Hillary Clinton. These developments coincide with growing scrutiny over Clinton's health after a raspy rally performance in Florida and a satirical Misery-themed montage from the Washington Free Beacon. In Washington, FBI Director James Comey faced intense questioning from Representative Trey Gowdy regarding immunity agreements granted to Cheryl Mills and Justin Cooper during the private server investigation. Beyond the Beltway, Wells Fargo CEO John Stumpf was excoriated by Congressman Michael Capuano over a culture of corruption involving 5,300 fired workers, while Deutsche Bank faces a liquidity crisis drawing comparisons to the Lehman Brothers collapse. Internationally, the Joint Investigation Team linked the MH17 downing to a Russian Buk missile, and Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte sparked a diplomatic rift by comparing his domestic drug war to the Holocaust. This episode features the knighting of James Richards as the Vaping Dude Named Ben and a deep dive into oikophobia, the irrational aversion to one's own cultural heritage. The hosts track the closure of the legendary Carnegie Deli in Manhattan and analyze a bizarre New York Post report claiming comedian Andy Kaufman faked his death to become Donald Trump. Sir Brian Knight of Northern Connecticut joins the production as the show celebrates its ninth anniversary with a look at Japanese pregnancy simulators and Zika virus remixes.