
905: Burn the Man Bun
General David Petraeus and Vice Admiral Robert Harward have both declined offers to serve as National Security Advisor for the Trump administration. The rejections follow reports that the candidates were denied the authority to select their own staff for the National Security Council. This leadership vacuum coincides with a 77-minute solo press conference that has polarized media critics and fueled debates over the President's mental health. FBI Director James Comey recently briefed the Senate Intelligence Committee on systemic Russian cyber attacks, while former NSA officer Malcolm Nance claims surveillance intercepts of Michael Flynn prove deeper administration ties to Moscow. In Europe, Dutch politician Geert Wilders launched a campaign targeting Moroccan immigrants, and German Chancellor Angela Merkel met with Polish Prime Minister Beata Szydło to discuss the Nord Stream 2 pipeline. Meanwhile, Russian pranksters successfully targeted Senator John McCain and Representative Maxine Waters, tricking the latter into believing Vladimir Putin hacked a fictional election in Limpopo. Senator John McCain used the Munich Security Conference to warn that suppressing the free press is the hallmark of a dictatorship, even as he fell victim to a prank call about brainwashing. On the lighter side, the Manhattan Eruv provides a technical workaround for the Sabbath, and Tiffany Trump found an unlikely ally in Whoopi Goldberg after a New York Fashion Week snub. The episode concludes with a knighting ceremony for Sir C4 of the Cryptosphere.



















