1:13:47 But he does. Oh, he's got a note in the next one! He gave us $320 twice? Yeah... Ooh. Yep, well that puts him up to the 640 mark but he wants 320 finally Mac and Cheese by the way I got a great mac and cheese never mind finally Mac and Cheese my way to knighthood math below been donating for several years have not asked for any karma etc so may i ask for a de-douching then relationship karma also is it possible to add Cuban cigars in single malt scotches to the Knights list? I'm doing as we speak I thought it was already on there, something like that. No we have long-haired heavy metal guys in Scotch
1:14:27 That's more like the cheap Johnny, not even Johnnie Walker. Cuban cigars should be on there. Cuban cigars and single malt scotch. Then he says in all caps you guys rock! And then it says how do I apply for the ring? You go to noagenination.com slash RING Yes. And you'll find it. Alright de-douching and a karma for you my friend. You've been de-douched. You've got karma. Oohh and thank you for that double shot Gee Bozy gee Boazee gee Boazee in the whole vote. Oh, no it's not he's in Illinois as a rehobo now He's an Israel oh he's in Israel was to say Illinois don't you remember gee Boazee is the guy who spoke? Was Israeli I sent the tampons 222 22 I Remember whose important I cannot find a note from him
1:15:21 He's always the same. He loves us, he's really rocking it trying hard keep up the good work Sack-a-toos! Sir Scott Spencer $201.40 from Dawsonville Georgia Black Knight Scott I haven't donated in a while Just thank you for The Best Podcast In The Universe 2014 for the good start to 2014 There's 2014 in there. Can I get a clippity-clop karma? She should be very entertaining over the next couple of years working toward Barron That's a very good point Sir Scott, and we definitely bring on the clipty-clop karma. You've got Karma! I can't wait...I'm so excited about Hillary this year
1:16:12 Yeah, this year's gonna be a good one. She got her face fixed... You know she's probably you know gonna lose a couple pounds maybe. Is she going to lose Bill? Lose Bill? Well that depends on our bet we still wrote it down where Bill is gonna be eliminated but I'm guessing closer to the election. Or if she starts losing the primaries and that's gonna happen then. Oh yeah, she does not want to do poorly in New Hampshire. Bill, you wanna keep your eye on that Yeah, well he'll be campaigning for New Hampshire so nothing bad will happen. Dan Kravitz at 20140 again same Princeton Junction You know we could have thought of this one you know
1:16:52 I actually did think of it, but I decided to stick with 2014.2014 for the masses. Okay nice But I thought about this and I also thought about 2000 you know somebody wants to give us 2014 dollars? I mean, I'm not gonna...I think they can dream it up themselves Happy New Year to the best podcast in the universe at The Dames & Knight all The Dames & Knight's producers human resources lesser extent all the freeloading boners out there He gave us $201.40 and he's a history major at Bard College in upstate New York, and your show is the source of valuable news and information as well entertainment is my life being brainwashed hipster amongst brainwashed hipsters I've been a listener for...I haven't put this whole note in so because it's pretty funny I've been a listener for a little over six months now and have totally hooked which means that my life pre-NA was a total waste
1:17:47 My parents have actually been trying to hit me in the mouth for a few years, but being a douchebag teenager I made it long and arduous mission. Bless them for not giving up on me! For now i'm fully indoctrinated and taking upon myself to convert the few friends I have whose head would not explode upon hearing the truth. Your bi-weekly shot of sanity gives me plenty of material to throw at the moronic Republican hating Obama bots that mainly populate my school, needless to say I don't have many friends." Good riddance! The last few episodes have finally really been top-notch and I've decided it was finally time to rid myself of the dreaded boner status. Luckily, being the holiday season, I took advantage of my family in order to avoid actually chipping in my own money... ...of which I have basically none! So here's $200 and uh $201.40 to kick off the New Year's keep up the good work and humorous analysis and there'll be more that where they came from. He's teasing me
1:18:43 I also like to call my long-distance girlfriend from St. Petersburg to the stage, Marina Get your sweet Russian cheeks up there She'll be making a conjugal visit to Gitmo Nation in February and if you're lucky Adam I might just send you a picture Can I get two to the head? Don't eat me, Hillary. Don't raff and some karma for the road! I'm looking to become a certified massage therapist so I can squeeze some extra cash out of the trust fund babies that go to school with." That's good notes. Hey kid you should become a writer. It was good. That was a good note. I like that. Oh wait...that's not the right one We've had that problem before haven't we? Hold on a second what is
1:19:31 Mmm, here it is. I got it Let me just get rid of that one altogether because I don't like it at all It's not as good no no it's so let's try this again here we go What is this? No where is the Don't Eat Me Hillary Clinton? Where's the regular jingle ah this is a problem This is interesting How can that happen you know what happens is We don't play these jingles for a long time And... They get overwritten. No, no certainly not overwritten but it must be somewhere in a folder. Hold on second here it is okay one more time Don't eat me Hillary Clinton! Don't laugh why you are laughing?
1:20:25 You've got karma all right Now I know where it is. I'm going to put it into the main bucket here We're gonna get to be reprised because we gotta Hillary's getting back in action you know we gotta roll it all up and do Into a handy little interface that works yeah, bring the show back up a notch sorry. I'm obviously Obviously sucking. And by the way, that was Don Kravitz in Princeton Junction New Jersey. Levi. So Stephen Pelsmacher showed up with a $201.40 donation from Belgium, happy new year to the... and he is of course the Duke! He's our number one patron at the moment although I see there's gonna be competition Happy New Year to The Guardians Of Reality May 2014 bring you much happiness and joy some karma for you both as well as for all the no agenda peerage Oh very nice We're waiting
1:21:33 for Karma, oh I'm sorry. I thought there was more coming yes karma of course repels mockers you've got karma Sorry, it's actually for us and no agenda peerage. No. I'm sorry. I was working I was working in we're looking for your digging around I was doing your taxes Yes clipping my nails All right, so that concludes our donation executive producer and associate executive producer Donation segment for show 579 to start off year 2014. I want to thank all those great folks and nights and dukes and everyone in between And reminds you to go to the work org slash na channel of org comm slash na if that doesn't work also no agenda nation and no agenda show calm both have donation buttons which have alternate ways of getting us a
1:22:22 some production funds. They do indeed and in the PR section of the show notes I have a link that's actually, I was looking for the email but couldn't find it that quickly but we have a new app for The No Agenda Show for Windows Phone! Surely there is someone out there who Who has a Windows Phone. That's great, I think it is fantastic! I don't think the Windows Phones are huge success by any means but there is number of people and many people who have a Windows Phone might be interested in No Agenda. This is Christian Schroeder and includes player with show notes history of played episodes and links to no agenda websites It's on the Windows Phone Store
1:23:04 uh windowsphone.com but I have a direct link to it and we appreciate that kind of work, that's important! I played with those Windows phones i was you know... It's not no iPhone but it was snappy and quick and I can understand..I don't even see why it doesn't look like a bad phone to me quite honestly. No, no it's actually usable yeah totally usable so we appreciate that work thank you very much to our executive producers our associate executive producers to our Our knights, our future knights who will be united today are barons, baronettes etc. It really is you who makes this happen and of course not just with your financiality but also with your actual contributions towards the show You know who you are, you know what you're doing and we appreciate it Devorak dot org slash N A And of course we always want everybody listening to go out and propagate the formula! Our formula is this We go out...we hit people in the mouth Order!