1:28:36 Let's thank our executive producers and associate executive producers for episode 1459. We kick it off with Sir Egghead, Knight of the Long Shadows of Trash Mountain in Dayton, Ohio, 333.34, which he obviously does to get to the top of the list. Oh, I didn't even see he had jingles listed here at the top. Can you read this while I grab these jingles for him? Sure. He writes, he's got 333, 334, and he writes in, and his jingles are Trump dumps, that's true, and some others. Sir Egghead, Knight of the Long Shadows of Trash Mountain, writing in for some RV trip karma, heading to the Northeast tomorrow, loving the highest gas prices ever, thanks Obama. I'd like to use this donation to de-douche my friends
1:29:26 My family, my fam- dedouche my family, he needs a dedouching. Okay, we got the dedouching. You've been dedouched. And that will include a smoking hot wife, PJ, a son and big sweetie. Uh, or his son big sweetie. Early birthday wishes 524 is on the list and my regular- reluctantly listening daughter, she doesn't like the show, little Islam he calls her, the three of us love this show. That's a great, that's a great one. I'm gonna call my daughter that. We of us love this show and it's common for there to be three no agenda streams playing in the house at once. Love is lit, cheers and beers and thank you for your courage Sir Egghead, Knight of the Long Shadows of Trash Mountain. They did dumps. They call them dumps. Big massive dumps. That's true. You've got karma.
1:30:22 Okay, we go on to Sir CB, Knight of the Black Thumbnails. When the sad puppy barks, the knights come out. 33333 from Harris, Minnesota. It's been way too long since my last donation. Please de-douche me. You've been de-douched. I knew it was time to donate when explaining Value for Value to the wife. I totaled up my donations, divided it by the number of shows I've listened to, and the total was $3.33. 33 point... 0.33025 actually per show. This donation is an honor of our sixth wedding anniversary on 6 11 22 and they never had a fight I love you, sweetheart, and I wouldn't want to raise goats with anyone else Nothing says love than raising goats together quick shout out to our neighbor Jamie and Al Dix two people I hit in the mouth and they actually donated well That's a nice one for once no jingles. Nice fat yak karma would make my day Thanks for all you do sir CB night of the black thumbnails 73s kilo Delta
1:31:24 Zero Victor Juliet X-ray 73s. You've got karma. Madison McClure in Park City Utah a resort town 333 dot 33 the sad puppy convinced me to donate can't imagine what this would be like today if we said no if you hadn't the puppy hadn't barked yeah I haven't listened to the show lately Because although I love and appreciate how much you two uncover the world enrages me or enrages me with lying Also, I turned 18 on June 11th and need some birthday karma. Keep it up. Well Madison the whole point of the no agenda show is
1:32:13 Well, not the whole point. That's actually in our mission statement. A point. A point. That's in our mission statement. Is we make light of the situation. We give you what we think is kind of the bottom line. We show you how the bull crap was baked and then we laugh about it. And we mock it. Yeah. So even, I mean, we are, you know, We are the band that's playing on the Titanic. Other people are rearranging the deck chairs. We're just playing as instructed. I got some birthday karma for you. Don't sweat the small stuff. You've got karma. I was thinking back to when I was a kid, 70, 72, the oil crisis. We had
1:32:55 Carless Sundays in the Netherlands and inflation was crazy. We were living in the Netherlands. I think my dad at the time was being paid in dollars. There was all kinds of issues with the currency exchange. But you know what? It's like I don't remember anything as being a real issue. Like we weren't freaking out. And there was war too. The Vietnam War was almost over but was still going on. And as a kid, I mean, you were older at the time, but did it feel like it feels now? Or the same? Or you didn't care that much? I was working for the government. I was having a good time. Exactly. That's my point. Tim Elcott in Odenton, Maryland, 333.33.
1:33:51 in the morning asking for a heartfelt, heartfelt yak karma for all Ukrainian toilets dealing with more than their fair share of crap. Yes. And he says, love is lit. Tom Alcott. Tim, Tim Alcott. Tim, I'm sorry, Tim Alcott and Odinton. You've got karma. Elizabeth V has a short note for John. With her 333.33 donation from Laguna Hills, California, 333 treasure for some much needed house selling karma in California. How can that be hard? How can it be hard to sell a house in California? Don't you just put a sign up and charge an outrageous amount and then the investors come in and buy it sight unseen? Am I nuts? No, you're exactly correct.
1:34:45 probably hasn't tried recently. Thank you for all you do after week after week to keep us all safe. Laguna Hills a very high rent area. I would think it's popular there yeah. Probably gonna get three million bucks for someplace. Donate, donate. Well hold on let me give you some house selling karma this this will help you. House selling karma. Donate what you win. You've got karma. Sir Jackie G in Orangevale California 333. Uh, for God's sake, you guys, please don't start a yak farm. No jingles, no karma. Best, sir, Jackie G. I was thinking exit strategy myself. Maybe not.
1:35:28 Courtney Ortel is in Cyprus, Texas, sends a row of ducks, our first associate executive producer, and says my first donation in over a year, but this one puts me into damehood. Please dub me Dame Turkey Bird, and I'll take Billy's Boudin, Boudin, Billy's Boudin, what is this, Billy Boudin, Billy's Boudin? Are you familiar with this? Billy's Boudin, it's probably a sausage. I, I, hmm, okay. Boudin? What is boudin? Like boudin blanc, boudin noir, those are sausages. I'm sorry, I've never heard of a B-O-U-D-I-N. I've heard of Anthony Bourdain. No, it's a sausage. Okay, well I didn't know. Alright. And, and she wants a, um, uh, so Billy's boudin and whole milk for the round table. We got that.
1:36:18 Is goat milk okay? Also, please add our son Henry to the birthday list as he turned 8 on June 6 and happy 10th anniversary to my husband on June 9th And they never had a fight I'll request jingles in their honor bugs bugs bugs for the boy and some r2d2 for my karma for my husband Thanks for all the info and entertainment over the years love is lit dame turkey bird oops You've got karma Now this Daniel Franco Email which came in was very long. He says we don't we don't have to read it all I would like to just summarize what he's trying to say associate executive producership. He's in the Bronx in New York 222 22 now he is our producer Daniel here. He is a woodworker and
1:37:22 And specifically he does small batch stuff. His services include design, fabrication, finish, installation of custom architectural woodwork, cabinetry and furniture, small batch woodwork production, runs of small, medium-sized items for resale, wine rack, shelving, boxes, cabinets. The guy clearly can do it all. He is Daniel Franco 1 on No Agenda Social, so you can follow him there. And what his note says is that he really needs some karma because New York City screwed him. He did not accept the vaccine into his life and so he pretty much can't get any more jobs. That's the short of it.
1:38:04 and he is on his way to Guildmaster. Do you have a website? Can we buy some stuff from his website and have it shipped? Unfortunately, his website is not ready yet. It's francowoodwork.com. It's just a placeholder, so that's why I figured I'd... Yeah, I know. He should have kind of gotten that done before he sent this note. But he's looking for help. Anyone in Gitmo Nation who wants to help out? He's on No Agenda Social as... What is it? Oh, there's probably plenty of New Yorkers that could use a Unvaxed guy coming in and putting in some cabinets. I think so. So we're gonna give him some karma for that. You've got karma Thanks, Daniel. All right, Richard bangs the Vi County's dirty dick bangs of DC in Washington DC $200 donation memory of our BeagleBunk
1:39:00 In his honor, we're associate produced every, we've associated produced every episode with the sad Beagle once his death, since his death five years ago. Call outs and jingles, team ABC. I have no idea what that means. Archer Campbell Banks, age five, graduating kindergarten from the Goddard School today, loves drone sound effects. Yes. Oh, we should always get that. Yeah. Well, Archer will be doing his big boy kindergarten again, code to me, at Blessed Sacrament School in Washington, D.C. next year. This is what goes on up there in Washington, D.C. Who knows?
1:39:37 with his big brother Barrett Alexander Bangs, age six. Barrett just graduated from big boy kindergarten at Blessed Sacrament School and is heading to first grade. He loves yak sound effects. It's Y-A-K for the uninitiated. At least but not least, at last, least but not last, the caboose, the caboose, Cotton Reed Bangs, age three. What? Colton. Colton, I'm sorry. Colton. Colton. The caboose. What's the caboose? Oh, that's so they have the A, the B, the C. So A child, B child, C child. Colton Reed Bangs, age 3. Okay, nothing to celebrate for Colton except for his being at the kindergarten graduation to attend MVP with his loud cheering. Colton loves goat screams. Daddy loves you boys. Respect to all the people that donate in their children's names.
1:40:34 That ain't the bangs way. Existence is pain, gentlemen. No free rides. Jeez, I don't know, drugs. Thanks for all you do and you and John do. My wife almost eye-rolled her eyes out of her head when little Colton said, Uncle John and Adam on no agenda the other day. Bye count. Dirty Dick bangs of DC. Richard. I don't know about that either. Uncle John sounds like we're the odd couple. Like we live together like a couple old gay guys. I have all the sounds you guys need, Team ABC. And that's our Executive Associate Executive Producer list for show 1459.
1:41:28 and hopefully we'll start to pick up the slack a little bit. And I want to thank all these people for making this show possible. Especially those who heard the puppy, the sad puppy, and brought the goods. We really do appreciate it. And if you'd like to learn more about the NOA Agenda Show, if you'd like to participate in the Value for Value, which means nothing more than if you got value out of this show, if you laughed, if you got some information, something that was to your benefit, or you just felt good. good about it. Put that into a number, send that back to us. Doesn't matter as long as it's valuable to you. That's how the value for value system works. More information here. Devorac.org slash N A. Thank you again to our execs and associate executive producers of episode 1459. Our formula is this. We go out, we hit people in the mouth. Order. Slay. Shut up. Slay. I've got a little ask Adam for you. Okay. Do you need the jingle?