# Yachts on The No Agenda Show

Yachts comes up in 26 chapters across 25 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from December 2007 to July 2025.

- **Chapters:** 26
- **Episodes:** 25
- **Discussed:** December 2007 – July 2025
- **Related topics:** [Due Process](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/due-process.md), [Asset Seizure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asset-seizure.md), [John Kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [Oligarchs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oligarchs.md), [Paul Allen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-allen.md), [Roman Abramovich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roman-abramovich.md), [4chan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/4chan.md), [Andrea Mitchell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrea-mitchell.md), [Andrew Horowitz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrew-horowitz.md), [Animal Behavior](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animal-behavior.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 26

### Donor Roll Call, Gen X Numerology, Yacht Maintenance

- **Episode:** [1781: Cluster 1](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1781-cluster-1.md)
- **Published:** 2025-07-13
- **Time:** 2:56:32–3:00:31
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1781-cluster-1/chapter/donor-roll-call-gen-x-numerology-yacht-maintenance.md

The final list of donors is read, featuring "Gen X" numerology (65.80) and contributions from Breakwater Yacht Maintenance. The hosts thank the "well-wishers" and "sustaining donors" for supporting episode 1781 through the value-for-value model.

Keywords: breakwater yacht maintenance, [gen x](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gen-x.md), [numerology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/numerology.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), 6580

### Mike Lynch Yacht Sinking, Ian Carroll Conspiracy Theories

- **Episode:** [1688: Impusted](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1688-impusted.md)
- **Published:** 2024-08-22
- **Time:** 1:20:53–1:25:27
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1688-impusted/chapter/mike-lynch-yacht-sinking-ian-carroll-conspiracy-theories.md

The sinking of Mike Lynch's superyacht off the coast of Sicily is discussed. Adam Curry criticizes conspiracy theorist Ian Carroll for linking the event to the CIA and Lynch's recent fraud acquittal. Curry argues the sinking was a tragic accident caused by a waterspout and an open hatch, rather than a deep-state assassination.

Keywords: mike lynch, [sicily](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sicily.md), [yacht](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yacht.md), ian carroll, [autonomy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autonomy.md), [hp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hp.md), [morgan stanley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morgan-stanley.md)

### Orca Attacks on Yachts and "Gladys" the Whale

- **Episode:** [1559: COBALT](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1559-cobalt.md)
- **Published:** 2023-05-28
- **Time:** 2:33:29–2:37:23
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1559-cobalt/chapter/orca-attacks-on-yachts-and-gladys-the-whale.md

A group of orcas near Gibraltar has been intentionally sinking yachts, a behavior reportedly led by a whale named "Gladys." Experts believe the behavior may have started as a defensive reaction to a collision before being taught to other members of the pod. The hosts discuss the intelligence of orcas and recount historical anecdotes of the animals in captivity.

Keywords: [orcas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/orcas.md), [gibraltar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gibraltar.md), [yachts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yachts.md), gladys, [animal behavior](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animal-behavior.md)

### German Investigation Details, Yacht Andromeda and Forensic Evidence

- **Episode:** [1536: Killer Clown](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1536-killer-clown.md)
- **Published:** 2023-03-09
- **Time:** 20:01–29:17
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1536-killer-clown/chapter/german-investigation-details-yacht-andromeda-and-forensic-evidence.md

German investigators identified a yacht, reportedly named the Andromeda, which was rented by a Polish-based company owned by two Ukrainians to facilitate the Nord Stream attack. The team allegedly consisted of six individuals, including two divers and a female medic, who used professionally forged passports to depart from Rostock. Forensic teams reportedly found traces of explosives on a table inside the vessel in January 2023, though skeptics question the convenience of such evidence being left behind by professionals.

Keywords: rostock, yacht andromeda, c4 explosives, [baltic sea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baltic-sea.md), polish company, forged passports

### Seizing Russian Oligarch Assets and Yacht Sanctions

- **Episode:** [1508: 2022 Best of End of Show Mixes Special](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1508-2022-best-of-end-of-show-mixes-special.md)
- **Published:** 2022-12-01
- **Time:** 1:01:19–1:06:14
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1508-2022-best-of-end-of-show-mixes-special/chapter/seizing-russian-oligarch-assets-and-yacht-sanctions.md

The United States and European allies announce plans to find and seize the yachts, luxury apartments, and private jets of Russian oligarchs. President Joe Biden declares that the West is coming for "ill-begotten gains" as part of the response to the invasion of Ukraine. The segment emphasizes the unity of the international coalition in targeting the financial interests of those close to Vladimir Putin.

Keywords: [russian oligarchs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russian-oligarchs.md), [yachts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yachts.md), [sanctions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctions.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md)

### Asset Forfeiture, Russian Oligarch Yacht Seizures

- **Episode:** [1452: Toxic Stew](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1452-toxic-stew.md)
- **Published:** 2022-05-19
- **Time:** 51:13–53:50
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1452-toxic-stew/chapter/asset-forfeiture-russian-oligarch-yacht-seizures.md

The seizure of yachts and property belonging to Russian oligarchs is identified as an application of civil asset forfeiture. The hosts warn that the same legal mechanisms used against billionaires can be applied to ordinary citizens without criminal charges. This practice allows law enforcement to seize cash and property based on mere suspicion of illegal activity.

Keywords: [asset forfeiture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asset-forfeiture.md), [oligarchs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oligarchs.md), [yachts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yachts.md), civil law, [due process](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/due-process.md)

### Andrew Horowitz, Passover Dinner, Yacht Club

- **Episode:** [1443: Elon Sandwich](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1443-elon-sandwich.md)
- **Published:** 2022-04-17
- **Time:** 1:10:40–1:12:58
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1443-elon-sandwich/chapter/andrew-horowitz-passover-dinner-yacht-club.md

The hosts recount a humorous interaction with financial commentator Andrew Horowitz regarding a Passover dinner invitation. The anecdote involves a misunderstanding about whether Horowitz was cooking at home or taking guests to a yacht club, leading to lighthearted banter about social obligations.

Keywords: [andrew horowitz](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrew-horowitz.md), [passover](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/passover.md), yacht club, traeger, [social interaction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-interaction.md)

### Globalist Incompetence, Asset Seizure, Due Process

- **Episode:** [1431: Red Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1431-red-austin.md)
- **Published:** 2022-03-06
- **Time:** 1:30:42–1:33:46
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1431-red-austin/chapter/globalist-incompetence-asset-seizure-due-process.md

The seizure of Russian oligarchs' yachts and assets without due process is criticized as a dangerous precedent for global elites. The hosts argue that if the "gentleman's agreement" of globalism—protecting the property of the wealthy—is broken, it undermines the entire system. They characterize the globalist planners as "idiots and boneheads."

Keywords: [oligarchs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oligarchs.md), [yachts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yachts.md), [due process](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/due-process.md), [globalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/globalism.md), [asset seizure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asset-seizure.md), [elites](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elites.md)

### Oligarch Asset Seizures, Roman Abramovich, Chelsea FC

- **Episode:** [1430: Banks not Tanks](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1430-banks-not-tanks.md)
- **Published:** 2022-03-03
- **Time:** 1:16:13–1:20:23
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1430-banks-not-tanks/chapter/oligarch-asset-seizures-roman-abramovich-chelsea-fc.md

The global crackdown on Russian oligarchs includes the seizure of superyachts and luxury apartments. Roman Abramovich announced the sale of Chelsea Football Club, with proceeds purportedly going to war victims. The hosts argue that these seizures set a dangerous precedent for the extrajudicial confiscation of wealth from any billionaire deemed unfavorable by the state.

Keywords: [roman abramovich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roman-abramovich.md), chelsea fc, [yachts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yachts.md), [asset seizure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/asset-seizure.md), [due process](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/due-process.md)

### Episode 1423 Artwork and Jeff Bezos Super Yacht

- **Episode:** [1424: Guidepost](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1424-guidepost.md)
- **Published:** 2022-02-10
- **Time:** 1:30:08–1:34:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1424-guidepost/chapter/episode-1423-artwork-and-jeff-bezos-super-yacht.md

The hosts review the artwork for Episode 1423, titled "Baby Stealers," featuring a caricature of Jeff Bezos in his Dutch-built super yacht. Created by artist Tante Neal, the image includes references to Blue Origin and Dutch canal boat designs. They also discuss other submissions from the No Agenda Art Generator, including themes related to the Freedom Convoy and mRNA vaccines.

Keywords: [jeff bezos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-bezos.md), [tante neal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tante-neal.md), [blue origin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blue-origin.md), super yacht, [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md)

### London Police Commissioner, Extinction Rebellion Pink Yacht Protest

- **Episode:** [1179: Vooden Sporks](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks.md)
- **Published:** 2019-10-10
- **Time:** 27:57–31:04
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/london-police-commissioner-extinction-rebellion-pink-yacht-protest.md

London's Police Commissioner faced criticism during an LBC interview regarding the failure to quickly remove a large pink yacht placed in Oxford Circus by protesters. The Commissioner argued that specific legislation for intercepting such obstructions is lacking and that the law protects the right to democratic protest even when it causes disruption.

Keywords: oxford circus, [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), pink yacht, [extinction rebellion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/extinction-rebellion.md), [police commissioner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-commissioner.md), [protest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protest.md)

### Adnan Khashoggi Family History, Dodi Al-Fayed Connection

- **Episode:** [1079: Expando-Vision](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1079-expando-vision.md)
- **Published:** 2018-10-22
- **Time:** 29:50–35:51
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1079-expando-vision/chapter/adnan-khashoggi-family-history-dodi-al-fayed-connection.md

A donation note from a Khashoggi family member named Sean provides personal insight into the family's history, including the famous yacht Nabila, which was once owned by Donald Trump. The note reveals that Dodi Al-Fayed was a cousin of Jamal Khashoggi through his mother. The family's perspective on the Ritz-Carlton arrests in Saudi Arabia and the potential for Mohammed bin Salman to step aside is detailed.

Keywords: adnan khashoggi, nabila yacht, dodi al-fayed, [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [ritz-carlton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ritz-carlton.md), [mbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mbs.md)

### Captain Pete, Yacht Finding, and William Steinway

- **Episode:** [976: 10th Anniversary](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/976-10th-anniversary.md)
- **Published:** 2017-10-27
- **Time:** 2:26:01–2:29:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/976-10th-anniversary/chapter/captain-pete-yacht-finding-and-william-steinway.md

Captain Pete of the Seven Equatorial Oceans reports success in finding a yacht and employment after previous karma requests, having now sailed to 35 countries. Josh Cox and William Steinway (whose name is compared to the piano company) also receive knighthoods. The hosts acknowledge the slow pace of the 10th-anniversary donation segment.

Keywords: captain pete, yacht finding, peter lang, josh cox, william steinway, knabe piano

### 4chan Bot Networks and The Decline of Media Buying

- **Episode:** [959: Stay Safe!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/959-stay-safe.md)
- **Published:** 2017-08-27
- **Time:** 2:00:23–2:04:33
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/959-stay-safe/chapter/4chan-bot-networks-and-the-decline-of-media-buying.md

Members of 4chan claim to be intentionally creating fake traffic to undermine Google's advertising dominance. This follows historical examples of suspicious viral growth, such as the Kony 2012 video, which saw improbable exponential view counts. The decline in advertising quality is attributed to the replacement of professional media buyers with inexperienced staff who prioritize social perks over brand safety and data integrity.

Keywords: [4chan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/4chan.md), [kony 2012](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kony-2012.md), [media buyers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-buyers.md), [botnets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/botnets.md), forbes yacht

### Liberty Plaza Protest, James Woods and Forefathers

- **Episode:** [876: Election Special](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/876-election-special.md)
- **Published:** 2016-11-10
- **Time:** 44:11–46:22
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/876-election-special/chapter/liberty-plaza-protest-james-woods-and-forefathers.md

A video shared by actor James Woods depicts a chaotic protest at Liberty Plaza where a speaker rants about "assholes in their fucking yachts." The protester claims they are making their "forefathers feel like they're our dads" and saving the country. The hosts question if the performance is a put-on, but conclude it is a genuine example of millennial distress.

Keywords: liberty plaza, [james woods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-woods.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [yachts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yachts.md), forefathers

### Sir Captain Pete, Yacht Finding Karma

- **Episode:** [668: Exploding Generator](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/668-exploding-generator.md)
- **Published:** 2014-11-09
- **Time:** 35:18–39:54
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/668-exploding-generator/chapter/sir-captain-pete-yacht-finding-karma.md

Peter Pookie from Bowmanville, Ontario, donated $1,000 to become an "Instant Knight" after a 25-year relationship ended, leaving him with newfound financial freedom. He requested the title Sir Captain Pete of the Seven Equatorial Oceans and sought "yacht-finding karma" as he prepares to transition from a "dirt dweller" to a sailor. The segment includes an anecdote about a strategic divorce tactic involving the disqualification of top local attorneys.

Keywords: bowmanville, [ontario](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ontario.md), [knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight.md), [yacht](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yacht.md), [divorce](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/divorce.md)

### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Captain Pete

- **Episode:** [668: Exploding Generator](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/668-exploding-generator.md)
- **Published:** 2014-11-09
- **Time:** 2:10:40–2:12:49
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/668-exploding-generator/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-captain-pete.md

Peter Pookie was officially knighted as Sir Captain Pete of the Seven Equatorial Oceans. As part of the ceremony, he was offered a choice of traditional "No Agenda" provisions, including mutton and mead, for his upcoming sailing voyages. The ceremony acknowledges his significant financial contribution to the show's operation.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [yacht](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yacht.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md), [no agenda nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md)

### Google Executive Heroin Death, Alex Tichelman

- **Episode:** [634: Rough Patch](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/634-rough-patch.md)
- **Published:** 2014-07-13
- **Time:** 2:35:52–2:40:10
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/634-rough-patch/chapter/google-executive-heroin-death-alex-tichelman.md

The hosts discuss the death of Google executive Forrest Hayes, who overdosed on heroin on his yacht in the presence of sex worker Alex Tichelman. They critique the media's focus on the yacht being for sale and the "secretive" nature of Google's internal culture. The segment highlights the bizarre details of the case, including Tichelman's past and the executive's involvement with Google Glass.

Keywords: [google glass](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-glass.md), [heroin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heroin.md), alex tichelman, forrest hayes, [yacht](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yacht.md)

### John Kerry, Kleptocracy, and Yacht Irony

- **Episode:** [595: Ottomania](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/595-ottomania.md)
- **Published:** 2014-02-27
- **Time:** 21:23–27:25
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/595-ottomania/chapter/john-kerry-kleptocracy-and-yacht-irony.md

Secretary of State John Kerry criticized the "kleptocracy" and lavish lifestyle of ousted Ukrainian President Yanukovych, specifically citing his yachts and dining rooms. Critics point out the irony of Kerry's statements given his own personal wealth and ownership of yachts. Kerry maintains that the US is not putting pressure on Ukraine but is supporting a transition to a pluralistic government.

Keywords: [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [andrea mitchell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrea-mitchell.md), [yanukovych](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yanukovych.md), [kleptocracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kleptocracy.md), [yachts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yachts.md)

### Sardinia Luxury Migration, Champagne Spraying Rituals

- **Episode:** [535: Swivel-Chair Speed](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed.md)
- **Published:** 2013-08-01
- **Time:** 15:38–17:55
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/535-swivel-chair-speed/chapter/sardinia-luxury-migration-champagne-spraying-rituals.md

Ultra-wealthy Russians are reportedly moving their vacation focus from Saint-Tropez to Sardinia to avoid smaller crowds. A specific "douchebag" behavior is described at elite beach clubs where wealthy patrons order dozens of bottles of expensive champagne specifically to spray them at friends and into swimming pools. This performative display of wealth is characterized as a modern equivalent to lighting cigars with $100 bills.

Keywords: [sardinia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sardinia.md), [champagne](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/champagne.md), nikki beach, luxury yachts, wealth display

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