# Windows on The No Agenda Show Windows comes up in 130 chapters across 121 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from November 2007 to July 2026. - **Chapters:** 130 - **Episodes:** 121 - **Discussed:** November 2007 – July 2026 - **Related topics:** [Microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [Linux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linux.md), [Skype](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skype.md), [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [User Interface](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/user-interface.md), [Apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [John C. Dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [Privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [Surface Go](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surface-go.md), [Tech Support](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tech-support.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 130 ### Texas Hill Country Flooding, Microsoft Hello, and Emergency Alerts - **Episode:** [1886: Cytoshitosis](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1886-cytoshitosis.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-16 - **Time:** 7:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1886-cytoshitosis/chapter/texas-hill-country-flooding-microsoft-hello-and-emergency-alerts.md Adam Curry reports on severe flooding in the Texas Hill Country, noting that the Guadalupe River is facing a 35-foot wall of water affecting Kerrville. The discussion shifts to technical issues with Microsoft Hello appearing on Windows 10 systems and the frequency of emergency alerts on iPhones. John C. Dvorak mentions receiving false earthquake alerts in Northern California. Keywords: [texas hill country](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-hill-country.md), microsoft hello, [emergency alerts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emergency-alerts.md), guadalupe river, [kerrville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kerrville.md), [windows 10](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-10.md), [rain stick](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rain-stick.md) ### Microsoft Patch Tuesday, BitLocker Loop Issues - **Episode:** [1882: Buy the Crash](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1882-buy-the-crash.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-02 - **Time:** 51:18–54:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1882-buy-the-crash/chapter/microsoft-patch-tuesday-bitlocker-loop-issues.md A recent Microsoft Patch Tuesday resulted in over 200 bugs, including a widespread issue where users were trapped in a "BitLocker loop" requiring complex recovery keys. Other reported glitches included the failure of the trash bin to display file names during deletion. Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella previously noted that 30% of the company's code is now generated by AI. Keywords: [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [windows 10](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-10.md), [patch tuesday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patch-tuesday.md), bitlocker, [satya nadella](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satya-nadella.md), [bugs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bugs.md) ### Data Privacy, Local Computing vs. Cloud Storage - **Episode:** [1882: Buy the Crash](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1882-buy-the-crash.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-02 - **Time:** 1:13:54–1:16:30 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1882-buy-the-crash/chapter/data-privacy-local-computing-vs-cloud-storage.md The hosts advocate for local computing and the use of open-source operating systems like Linux to avoid data harvesting by large corporations. They criticize the public's willingness to upload personal data to the cloud while simultaneously fearing government surveillance. The discussion emphasizes that privacy is a choice made through hardware and software habits. Keywords: [linux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linux.md), [windows 10](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-10.md), [cloud storage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloud-storage.md), [data harvesting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-harvesting.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), local compute ### Microsoft Power Toys and Linux Transition - **Episode:** [1868: Lubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1868-lubio.md) - **Published:** 2026-05-14 - **Time:** 2:53:12–2:56:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1868-lubio/chapter/microsoft-power-toys-and-linux-transition.md John C. Dvorak provides a "Tip of the Day" recommending Microsoft Power Toys, a suite of free utilities for Windows users that includes image resizers and keyboard remappers. Adam Curry counters by stating he has completely removed Windows from his life in favor of GNU Linux, leading to a humorous exchange about the merits of open-source operating systems. Keywords: [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), power toys, [windows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows.md), [linux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linux.md), [gnu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gnu.md), [utilities](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/utilities.md) ### French Government Migration to Linux and OS/2 Sabotage Claims - **Episode:** [1859: Splashdown](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1859-splashdown.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-12 - **Time:** 2:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1859-splashdown/chapter/french-government-migration-to-linux-and-os-2-sabotage-claims.md The French government is reportedly transitioning its computer systems to Linux and abandoning Microsoft Windows due to persistent technical issues. Historical claims suggest Microsoft intentionally sabotaged the OS/2 operating system during its early competition for market dominance. Despite the transition, some users express nostalgia for the smoothness of OS/2 while acknowledging its high resource requirements on early hardware. Keywords: [linux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linux.md), [windows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [os/2](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/os-2.md), [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md), [refinery row](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refinery-row.md) ### Linux Desktop Adoption, Windows Cloud Frustrations, Microsoft 365 Outage - **Episode:** [1837: Moral Injury](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1837-moral-injury.md) - **Published:** 2026-01-25 - **Time:** 15:05–19:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1837-moral-injury/chapter/linux-desktop-adoption-windows-cloud-frustrations-microsoft-365-outage.md Growing frustration with Windows 11 advertisements and forced cloud integration is reportedly driving a slow increase in Linux desktop adoption. Technical hurdles, such as configuring the Rodecaster audio interface on Linux, are being overcome by enthusiasts seeking more user control. Meanwhile, a major 36-hour Microsoft 365 outage recently disrupted corporate email for global entities like Marriott. Keywords: [linux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linux.md), [windows 11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-11.md), [microsoft 365](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft-365.md), [cloud computing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cloud-computing.md), [rodecaster](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rodecaster.md) ### Tip of the Day, Show Sign-Off - **Episode:** [1819: FLOP30](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1819-flop30.md) - **Published:** 2025-11-23 - **Time:** 2:56:08–3:03:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1819-flop30/chapter/tip-of-the-day-show-sign-off.md The final segment featured a "Tip of the Day" regarding Steve Gibson's "InControl" utility, which allows Windows users to permanently disable unwanted OS upgrades. The hosts also discussed their use of 11 Labs for voice synthesis and played several "AI slop" music mixes created by the community. The episode closed with a reminder of the show's "value for value" model and a sign-off from the Texas Hill Country and Silicon Valley. Keywords: [steve gibson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steve-gibson.md), [windows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows.md), incontrol, [11 labs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/11-labs.md), [ai slop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai-slop.md) ### Windows 11 Compatibility Lies and Linux Audio Issues - **Episode:** [1813: Lunchbox](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1813-lunchbox.md) - **Published:** 2025-11-02 - **Time:** 2:08:46–2:13:37 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1813-lunchbox/chapter/windows-11-compatibility-lies-and-linux-audio-issues.md A host complains about "dark patterns" in Microsoft's Windows 11 update prompts, noting that a machine previously labeled as incompatible is now being pushed to upgrade. The discussion covers the stability of older Windows 10 versions on Intel NUC hardware versus the risks of updating. The hosts also dismiss the idea of switching to Linux for production due to persistent audio hardware compatibility issues. Keywords: [windows 11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-11.md), intel nuc, [linux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linux.md), dark patterns, [software updates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/software-updates.md) ### Sam Altman, Accidental Inventions and Viagra - **Episode:** [1796: Zeds](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1796-zeds.md) - **Published:** 2025-09-04 - **Time:** 2:49:20–2:51:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1796-zeds/chapter/sam-altman-accidental-inventions-and-viagra.md OpenAI CEO Sam Altman stated that the company did not initially intend to create a popular chatbot. This leads to a discussion on accidental inventions, such as Viagra, which was originally developed as a heart medication. The hosts compare this to the evolution of Windows from an operating system to an advertising platform. Keywords: [sam altman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sam-altman.md), [chatgpt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chatgpt.md), [viagra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viagra.md), [windows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows.md), inventions ### Third Way Group, Democratic Party Forbidden Word List - **Episode:** [1794: Heroin Hotties](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1794-heroin-hotties.md) - **Published:** 2025-08-28 - **Time:** 54:04–1:03:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1794-heroin-hotties/chapter/third-way-group-democratic-party-forbidden-word-list.md The Third Way consulting group has issued a list of "forbidden" words for Democrats to avoid, arguing that academic and activist jargon alienates voters. Terms targeted for removal include "privilege," "othering," "cisgender," "Latinx," and "justice-involved person." The group suggests these phrases be replaced with more traditional language to improve political viability. Keywords: third way, clintonites, overton window, inclusive language, [political strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-strategy.md), jargon ### Tip of the Day: Emergency Window Breaking Tools - **Episode:** [1754: Yippy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1754-yippy.md) - **Published:** 2025-04-10 - **Time:** 3:15:34–3:20:06 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1754-yippy/chapter/tip-of-the-day-emergency-window-breaking-tools.md The "Tip of the Day" recommends that every driver carry an emergency window-breaking tool with a carbide or diamond tip. Crucially, the tip advises securing the tool with a lanyard or holster to prevent it from being tossed out of reach during a vehicle rollover or collision. Keywords: [tip of the day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tip-of-the-day.md), window breaker, seatbelt cutter, [safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/safety.md), lanyard ### Microsoft Windows 10 Longevity and Operating System Monopolies - **Episode:** [1753: Local Jamoke](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1753-local-jamoke.md) - **Published:** 2025-04-06 - **Time:** 1:05:06–1:08:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1753-local-jamoke/chapter/microsoft-windows-10-longevity-and-operating-system-monopolies.md A discussion arises regarding the lack of competition for the Windows operating system despite the ability of companies like SpaceX to build space programs from scratch. The hosts recall Microsoft's previous public claims that Windows 10 would be the final version of the software, expressing frustration with the forced migration to Windows 11. They question why the FTC has not investigated these broken promises. Keywords: [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [windows 10](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-10.md), [windows 11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-11.md), [linux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linux.md), space x ### CrowdStrike Windows Update Theory, Pirate Software Podcast - **Episode:** [1693: Freedom Force](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1693-freedom-force.md) - **Published:** 2024-09-08 - **Time:** 1:04:59–1:08:10 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1693-freedom-force/chapter/crowdstrike-windows-update-theory-pirate-software-podcast.md A theory from the Pirate Software Podcast suggests the massive CrowdStrike outage may have been exacerbated by a secondary Windows update that changed system configurations after the initial CrowdStrike patch. This raises questions about legal liability between Microsoft and CrowdStrike regarding the global IT disruption that grounded flights and impacted hospitals. Keywords: [crowdstrike](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crowdstrike.md), [windows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [azure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/azure.md), pirate software ### Technical Studio Rebuild and Sound Enhancements - **Episode:** [1677: Donald Duck!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1677-donald-duck.md) - **Published:** 2024-07-14 - **Time:** 2:32:23–2:36:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1677-donald-duck/chapter/technical-studio-rebuild-and-sound-enhancements.md A detailed explanation of a studio equipment failure reveals how a "ghosted" drive corrupted the boot records of a Surface Pro. The host describes rebuilding the system on a Dell 3080 and discovering that Windows sound drivers had been applying unwanted "enhancements" to the audio for years, which have now been disabled. Keywords: surface pro, [windows 10](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-10.md), [rodecaster](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rodecaster.md), m air list, sound drivers ### End of Show Mix, IrfanView Tip of the Day - **Episode:** [1673: Mummy and the Dummy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1673-mummy-and-the-dummy.md) - **Published:** 2024-06-30 - **Time:** 3:13:18–3:24:35 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1673-mummy-and-the-dummy/chapter/end-of-show-mix-irfanview-tip-of-the-day.md John C. Dvorak provided the "Tip of the Day," recommending the legacy image viewer IrfanView for its ability to open obscure file formats like KDF and HEIC. The episode closed with a complex "End of Show Mix" by Tom Starkweather, featuring deconstructed debate clips and host catchphrases. The hosts signed off from the Texas Hill Country and Silicon Valley, promising to return for the next broadcast. Keywords: [irfanview](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irfanview.md), [tom starkweather](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-starkweather.md), [end of show mix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/end-of-show-mix.md), windows software, image viewer ### Tip of the Day, Glary Utilities and Windows Optimization - **Episode:** [1670: The Meloni](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1670-the-meloni.md) - **Published:** 2024-06-20 - **Time:** 3:11:06–3:20:50 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1670-the-meloni/chapter/tip-of-the-day-glary-utilities-and-windows-optimization.md The "Tip of the Day" features Glary Utilities, a free tool for PC optimization. The hosts discuss the nuances of defragging SSD drives and offer a Windows performance tip involving disabling visual animations in advanced settings. The episode concludes with end-of-show mixes from Clipper Stoddy and Neil Jones. Keywords: glary utilities, [windows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows.md), [ssd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ssd.md), defrag, optimization, b-link, [end of show mix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/end-of-show-mix.md) ### Refurbished Intel NUC, Hardware Value - **Episode:** [1655: Illegal Chants](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1655-illegal-chants.md) - **Published:** 2024-04-28 - **Time:** 1:58:59–2:02:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1655-illegal-chants/chapter/refurbished-intel-nuc-hardware-value.md The value of refurbished Intel NUC 5 units is highlighted, with the hosts noting they can be purchased for around $68 including a Windows license. These units are compared favorably to Beelink mini-PCs for podcast production tasks, despite having lower base RAM that may require inexpensive upgrades. Keywords: intel nuc, [beelink](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beelink.md), refurbished hardware, [windows](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows.md), [podcast production](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-production.md) ### Toyota Hilux Champ, $10,000 Basic Truck and Analog Skills - **Episode:** [1606: Food Noise](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1606-food-noise.md) - **Published:** 2023-11-09 - **Time:** 6:06–8:19 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1606-food-noise/chapter/toyota-hilux-champ-10-000-basic-truck-and-analog-skills.md Toyota is releasing a stripped-down truck for approximately $10,000 in international markets, featuring manual windows and no radio. 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This personal anecdote highlights the current technical barriers for average users trying to run sophisticated AI locally. Keywords: [ai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai.md), [chatgpt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chatgpt.md), [windows 11](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-11.md), hardware compatibility, [large language models](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/large-language-models.md), [gpu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gpu.md) ### Microsoft Surface Updates, Geofencing Software Issues - **Episode:** [1539: Putinoids](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1539-putinoids.md) - **Published:** 2023-03-19 - **Time:** 6:56–9:31 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1539-putinoids/chapter/microsoft-surface-updates-geofencing-software-issues.md Technical difficulties arose when a Microsoft Surface machine required four hours of mandatory updates upon being powered on in Jamaica. 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