# William Hague on The No Agenda Show

William Hague comes up in 18 chapters across 17 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from March 2011 to January 2018.

- **Chapters:** 18
- **Episodes:** 17
- **Discussed:** March 2011 – January 2018
- **Related topics:** [Gchq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gchq.md), [Intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence.md), [Nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [Privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [Surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [David Cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-cameron.md), [Jerusalem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jerusalem.md), [Libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [Syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [Angelina Jolie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angelina-jolie.md)

## Chapters 1–18 of 18

### Dame Heather, Birthday Shoutouts and Jingle Requests

- **Episode:** [999: Nein Nein Nein](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein.md)
- **Published:** 2018-01-18
- **Time:** 2:18:17–2:23:34
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/999-nein-nein-nein/chapter/dame-heather-birthday-shoutouts-and-jingle-requests.md

Heather Simpkin is knighted as "Dame Heather of Love and Light." A young listener named Shania from Hawaii sends a birthday donation, leading to a discussion about Hawaiian culture and "racist" mocking of the language. Other donors, including Mark Magpayo and Douglas Chick, request various jingles such as "Hot Pockets" and clips of William Hague.

Keywords: heather simpkin, shania, [hawaii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hawaii.md), [hot pockets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hot-pockets.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md)

### William Hague on Intelligence, Break Transition

- **Episode:** [805: Mono Nuptials](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/805-mono-nuptials.md)
- **Published:** 2016-03-06
- **Time:** 1:06:20–1:08:01
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/805-mono-nuptials/chapter/william-hague-on-intelligence-break-transition.md

The hosts play a clip of British politician William Hague defending the legal framework of secret intelligence. They mock his assertion that such surveillance exists only to "protect freedoms" before transitioning to the first mid-show break.

Keywords: [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [gchq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gchq.md)

### NATO Implications of the MH17 Crash

- **Episode:** [635: 28 Pages](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/635-28-pages.md)
- **Published:** 2014-07-24
- **Time:** 1:59:04–2:02:44
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/635-28-pages/chapter/nato-implications-of-the-mh17-crash.md

Because the Netherlands is a NATO member, the downing of a flight departing from Amsterdam carries significant geopolitical weight. The hosts discuss the potential for the event to be used as a pretext for military escalation, noting recent leadership changes in the UK's foreign ministry.

Keywords: [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [false flag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/false-flag.md)

### International Support, Chris Eve in Tokyo

- **Episode:** [624: The Sluggish Cloud](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/624-the-sluggish-cloud.md)
- **Published:** 2014-06-08
- **Time:** 1:00:57–1:03:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/624-the-sluggish-cloud/chapter/international-support-chris-eve-in-tokyo.md

Chris Eve donated $400 from Tokyo, Japan, requesting a clip of William Hague discussing the legal framework of intelligence work. The segment included a brief haiku and a discussion on the cultural nuances of living in Japan as an expatriate.

Keywords: [tokyo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tokyo.md), [japan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/japan.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [haiku](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/haiku.md), [intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence.md)

### Executive Producer Credits, William Hague Clip

- **Episode:** [577: Scripted Fat Talk](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/577-scripted-fat-talk.md)
- **Published:** 2013-12-26
- **Time:** 1:08:18–1:14:00
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/577-scripted-fat-talk/chapter/executive-producer-credits-william-hague-clip.md

The hosts read donations from Executive Producers including James Dobler, Sir Gene Natuliev, Sir Hank Meanwell, and Baron Dr. Sharky. A clip of UK Foreign Secretary William Hague is played, in which he claims British intelligence exists only to "protect freedoms." The hosts use this clip to grant "karma" to donors, mocking the irony of Hague's statement.

Keywords: [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

### ICC Trial Adjournment for Kenyan Deputy President William Ruto

- **Episode:** [550: Cyber Insurance](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/550-cyber-insurance.md)
- **Published:** 2013-09-22
- **Time:** 15:52–18:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/550-cyber-insurance/chapter/icc-trial-adjournment-for-kenyan-deputy-president-william-ruto.md

The International Criminal Court in The Hague adjourned the trial of Kenyan Deputy President William Ruto to allow him to return home and manage the Westgate Mall crisis. Ruto is under suspicion for crimes related to 2007 violence. The hosts question the timing of the attack in relation to the legal proceedings and the presence of Israeli advisors on the scene.

Keywords: [william ruto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-ruto.md), [international criminal court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-criminal-court.md), [the hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-hague.md), [kenya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kenya.md), nairobi attack, trial adjournment

### Michael Hayden on Privacy, William Hague, GCHQ Double Speak

- **Episode:** [527: Odious Selfies](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/527-odious-selfies.md)
- **Published:** 2013-07-04
- **Time:** 1:46:25–1:49:02
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/527-odious-selfies/chapter/michael-hayden-on-privacy-william-hague-gchq-double-speak.md

Former NSA and CIA Director Michael Hayden claims that the more Americans know about surveillance, the more "comfortable" they will feel. Similarly, UK Foreign Secretary William Hague defends GCHQ by stating that British intelligence only exists to "protect freedoms," unlike other countries. The hosts dismiss these statements as "double speak" intended to pacify a public that has become complacent.

Keywords: [michael hayden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-hayden.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [gchq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gchq.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md)

### Global Surveillance Backlash and GCHQ Fiber Optic Tapping

- **Episode:** [525: SnowJob](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/525-snowjob.md)
- **Published:** 2013-06-27
- **Time:** 19:51–24:10
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/525-snowjob/chapter/global-surveillance-backlash-and-gchq-fiber-optic-tapping.md

Reports indicate that the British intelligence agency GCHQ has been tapping into fiber optic cables to monitor international traffic, causing friction with European allies. German officials have expressed concern over whether there is a legal basis for spying on friendly nations. The hosts play a clip of British Foreign Secretary William Hague defending the intelligence community, which they remix to highlight the irony of his "protecting freedoms" rhetoric.

Keywords: [gchq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gchq.md), [fiber optics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fiber-optics.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md)

### Media Defense of Surveillance and UK Privacy Stance

- **Episode:** [522: Hookers on Sale](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/522-hookers-on-sale.md)
- **Published:** 2013-06-16
- **Time:** 1:26:25–1:32:00
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/522-hookers-on-sale/chapter/media-defense-of-surveillance-and-uk-privacy-stance.md

Mort Zuckerman and UK Foreign Secretary William Hague defend government surveillance, arguing that law-abiding citizens have "nothing to fear." The hosts contrast this high-level surveillance with the government's apparent inability to stop local credit card fraud rings operating in California.

Keywords: [mort zuckerman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mort-zuckerman.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [organized crime](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/organized-crime.md)

### Syrian Opposition Funding, John Kerry and William Hague

- **Episode:** [492: Pet Food Stamps](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps.md)
- **Published:** 2013-03-03
- **Time:** 2:43:16–2:51:49
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/492-pet-food-stamps/chapter/syrian-opposition-funding-john-kerry-and-william-hague.md

John Kerry announces $60 million in support for the Syrian Opposition Coalition, which the hosts question as "programmed money." They compare this to UK Foreign Minister William Hague's efforts to send blankets and medical supplies. The segment critiques the "international conspiracy" in Syria and mentions past celebrity involvement with the Assad family by figures like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Keywords: [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [bashar al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bashar-al-assad.md), [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [angelina jolie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/angelina-jolie.md)

### Israel-Gaza Conflict, Media Theater and Jerusalem Missiles

- **Episode:** [463: Dead Hand of Bureaucracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/463-dead-hand-of-bureaucracy.md)
- **Published:** 2012-11-22
- **Time:** 57:42–1:02:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/463-dead-hand-of-bureaucracy/chapter/israel-gaza-conflict-media-theater-and-jerusalem-missiles.md

The hosts characterize the eight-day conflict between Israel and Hamas as "theater" for domestic political consumption and military promotion. They critique British Foreign Secretary William Hague's statements regarding long-range missiles targeting Jerusalem. The segment suggests that journalists in Gaza are participating in a staged propaganda war where explosions are timed for the cameras.

Keywords: [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [jerusalem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jerusalem.md), [hamas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hamas.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [gaza](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gaza.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md)

### British Parliament, William Hague and Two-State Solution

- **Episode:** [463: Dead Hand of Bureaucracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/463-dead-hand-of-bureaucracy.md)
- **Published:** 2012-11-22
- **Time:** 1:19:38–1:25:14
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/463-dead-hand-of-bureaucracy/chapter/british-parliament-william-hague-and-two-state-solution.md

Rehearsed questions in the British Parliament regarding the Israel-Palestine conflict are analyzed. Foreign Secretary William Hague discusses the closing "window of opportunity" for a two-state solution due to Israeli settlement expansion. The hosts argue these sessions are scripted performances intended to maintain a diplomatic status quo while facilitating arms sales.

Keywords: [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [british parliament](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/british-parliament.md), [two-state solution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/two-state-solution.md), [jerusalem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jerusalem.md), [settlements](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/settlements.md)

### Arctic Convoy Veterans, British Medal Dispute

- **Episode:** [452: PERL Harbor](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/452-perl-harbor.md)
- **Published:** 2012-10-14
- **Time:** 2:32:51–2:36:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/452-perl-harbor/chapter/arctic-convoy-veterans-british-medal-dispute.md

The British government is blocking World War II veterans of the Arctic Convoy from accepting the Ushakov Medal from Russia. The Foreign Office claims the award violates rules regarding service performed more than five years ago, a stance the veterans' families call disgraceful.

Keywords: arctic convoy, [world war ii](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-war-ii.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), merchant marines

### Chemical Weapons, Red Line, Syria No-Fly Zone

- **Episode:** [434: Tripwire](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/434-tripwire.md)
- **Published:** 2012-08-12
- **Time:** 1:12:40–1:16:49
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/434-tripwire/chapter/chemical-weapons-red-line-syria-no-fly-zone.md

Hillary Clinton and British Foreign Minister William Hague have established a "red line" regarding the use of chemical weapons in Syria. Crossing this line would likely trigger a medical emergency response and the implementation of a no-fly zone. The Western powers are planning for a "post-Assad" Syria that favors pluralistic democracy and international energy interests.

Keywords: [chemical weapons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemical-weapons.md), [red line](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/red-line.md), [no-fly zone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-fly-zone.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md)

### UK Libya Policy, David Cameron, William Hague, Asset Unfreezing

- **Episode:** [336: Tesla Dome](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/336-tesla-dome.md)
- **Published:** 2011-09-04
- **Time:** 26:37–30:10
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/336-tesla-dome/chapter/uk-libya-policy-david-cameron-william-hague-asset-unfreezing.md

British leaders David Cameron and William Hague, along with opposition leader Ed Miliband, emphasized the need to support Libya's National Transitional Council by unfreezing billions in state assets. Prime Minister Cameron claimed the revolution was won by Libyans alone, downplaying the decisive role of NATO airstrikes. Foreign Secretary Hague discussed potential "boots on the ground" for specialized missions like landmine clearance and policing.

Keywords: [david cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-cameron.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [ed miliband](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ed-miliband.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), [national transitional council](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-transitional-council.md)

### NATO Bombing Path and William Hague on Qaddafi

- **Episode:** [334: "Hunker Down"](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/334-hunker-down.md)
- **Published:** 2011-08-28
- **Time:** 54:24–58:40
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/334-hunker-down/chapter/nato-bombing-path-and-william-hague-on-qaddafi.md

Reports indicate that NATO bombing cleared a 20-mile path for Libyan rebels to advance toward Sirte, as the rebels were unable to progress on their own. A businessman from Dubai is shown distributing envelopes of cash to fighters to boost morale. British Foreign Secretary William Hague dismisses Qaddafi's calls for a transition of power as "delusional," despite past diplomatic ties involving Tony Blair and John McCain.

Keywords: [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), bin jawad, [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [tony blair](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tony-blair.md), [john mccain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-mccain.md), envelopes of cash

### British Military, Mentoring vs Training in Libya

- **Episode:** [297: Obama's Clutch Car](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/297-obama-s-clutch-car.md)
- **Published:** 2011-04-21
- **Time:** 1:09:42–1:13:39
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/297-obama-s-clutch-car/chapter/british-military-mentoring-vs-training-in-libya.md

British Foreign Secretary William Hague announced that the UK would send military officers to Libya to assist the opposition forces. Hague insisted the mission is "mentoring" and "organizational assistance" rather than "training" or "arming," to remain within the bounds of UN Resolution 1973. Critics argue this distinction is semantic and represents a significant escalation of "boots on the ground."

Keywords: [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [libya](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/libya.md), british military, mentoring, [un resolution 1973](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/un-resolution-1973.md)

### London Conference on Libya and David Cameron's Claims

- **Episode:** [291: Unconstitutional Botox](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/291-unconstitutional-botox.md)
- **Published:** 2011-03-31
- **Time:** 18:50–22:42
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/291-unconstitutional-botox/chapter/london-conference-on-libya-and-david-cameron-s-claims.md

The London Conference on Libya featured leaders like David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy discussing the protection of civilians. Prime Minister Cameron claimed that military action averted a massacre in Benghazi and accused Gaddafi of using snipers in Misrata. The hosts dispute Cameron's reports of naval attacks, noting that the coalition has the ports sealed off.

Keywords: [david cameron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-cameron.md), [william hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-hague.md), [nicolas sarkozy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicolas-sarkozy.md), [benghazi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benghazi.md), [london conference](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london-conference.md)

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