# Toilets on The No Agenda Show Toilets comes up in 55 chapters across 53 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from April 2009 to July 2026. - **Chapters:** 55 - **Episodes:** 53 - **Discussed:** April 2009 – July 2026 - **Related topics:** [Supply Chain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supply-chain.md), [Costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), [Netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [Bidet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bidet.md), [Charmin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charmin.md), [China](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [Hoarding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hoarding.md), [Hygiene](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hygiene.md), [Kohler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kohler.md), [Ces](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ces.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 55 ### Tip of the Day, Blue Land Toilet Tablets - **Episode:** [1885: Adult Day Care](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1885-adult-day-care.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-12 - **Time:** 2:46:21–2:50:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1885-adult-day-care/chapter/tip-of-the-day-blue-land-toilet-tablets.md The "Tip of the Day" features Blue Land Toilet Bowl Cleaner tablets, which are praised for being plastic-free and effective. The product is recommended as a timely solution for cleaning during outbreaks of "explosive diarrhea," a recurring news theme. A challenge is issued to the audience to provide first-hand accounts of the severity of recent gastrointestinal illnesses in exchange for a pack of the tablets. Keywords: blue land, toilet cleaner, explosive diarrhea, [microplastics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microplastics.md), [hygiene](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hygiene.md) ### John's Tip of the Day, McMaster-Carr, and Home Improvement - **Episode:** [1862: Smear Campaign](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1862-smear-campaign.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-23 - **Time:** 2:41:23–2:46:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1862-smear-campaign/chapter/john-s-tip-of-the-day-mcmaster-carr-and-home-improvement.md The "Tip of the Day" features McMaster.com, a comprehensive industrial supply website described as an "easy Home Depot." The hosts explore the site's vast inventory, ranging from specialized wrenches and hard hats to plumbing fixtures like wall-mounted urinals and bidets. The segment concludes with a discussion on upgrading home toilets to higher-quality "thrones" for guests. Keywords: mcmaster-carr, [tools](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tools.md), home improvement, [toilets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilets.md), [hardware](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hardware.md) ### Tip of the Day, Toto Washlet and Bidet Toilet Seats - **Episode:** [1752: Pell-Mell](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1752-pell-mell.md) - **Published:** 2025-04-03 - **Time:** 3:10:09–3:13:12 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1752-pell-mell/chapter/tip-of-the-day-toto-washlet-and-bidet-toilet-seats.md The "Tip of the Day" focused on the benefits of electronic bidet toilet seats, specifically the Toto Washlet and the more affordable Washlet C5. The hosts compared prices between Amazon, Walmart, and AliExpress, noting that the Chinese versions might soon be subject to high tariffs. They emphasized the "sleek and modern" look of these devices compared to older geriatric models. Keywords: [bidet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bidet.md), toto, washlet, [aliexpress](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aliexpress.md), [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), toilet seat ### Pharma Advertising and Kohler Smart Toilet Design - **Episode:** [1751: Talking Toilet](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1751-talking-toilet.md) - **Published:** 2025-03-30 - **Time:** 2:30:21–2:35:08 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1751-talking-toilet/chapter/pharma-advertising-and-kohler-smart-toilet-design.md The potential ban on pharmaceutical advertising proposed by RFK Jr. has sparked concern within the creative industry regarding the loss of major accounts. In other advertising news, Kohler has launched a "Smart Toilet" in honed black that was featured at New York Fashion Week. The high-tech fixture includes touchscreen controls and customizable cleansing features, marketed as a transformation of daily routines through design. Keywords: pharma advertising, [rfk jr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rfk-jr.md), [kohler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kohler.md), smart toilet, [fashion week](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fashion-week.md) ### Walmart Shortage Rumors, Costco Panic Buying - **Episode:** [1700: Turban Tossing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1700-turban-tossing.md) - **Published:** 2024-10-03 - **Time:** 36:47–39:35 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1700-turban-tossing/chapter/walmart-shortage-rumors-costco-panic-buying.md Rumors from Walmart headquarters in Bentonville suggest that corporate employees are bracing for shortages due to the combined impact of the hurricane and the port strike. Panic buying of toilet paper and water has been reported at Costco locations across the country. The hosts compare the atmosphere to the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic. Keywords: [walmart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walmart.md), [costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), [toilet paper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilet-paper.md), [panic buying](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/panic-buying.md), [bentonville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bentonville.md) ### End of Show Mix, Trump Haters and Toilets - **Episode:** [1578: Tranarchism](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1578-tranarchism.md) - **Published:** 2023-08-03 - **Time:** 3:00:18–3:04:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1578-tranarchism/chapter/end-of-show-mix-trump-haters-and-toilets.md The final segment features a musical montage satirizing "Trump haters" and "fake news." It includes a classic clip of Donald Trump discussing low-flow toilets and sinks, complaining that people have to flush ten to fifteen times. The episode ends with the standard sign-off and a call to support the show via the website. Keywords: [trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trump.md), [fake news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fake-news.md), [toilets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilets.md), water pressure, [nostalgia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nostalgia.md) ### Show Outro, Triple-demic News and Dutch Toilet Humor - **Episode:** [1571: Wronk](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1571-wronk.md) - **Published:** 2023-07-09 - **Time:** 2:49:35–2:55:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1571-wronk/chapter/show-outro-triple-demic-news-and-dutch-toilet-humor.md The show concludes with a montage of "triple-demic" news reports concerning the simultaneous spread of RSV, flu, and COVID-19. An anecdote is shared regarding the unique design of traditional Dutch "shelf" toilets found in older bed and breakfasts. The episode ends with a musical mix featuring Judge Jeanine Pirro and parodies of social media addiction. Keywords: [triple-demic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/triple-demic.md), [rsv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rsv.md), dutch toilets, [instagram reels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/instagram-reels.md), [judge jeanine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/judge-jeanine.md), [outro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/outro.md) ### Shrinkflation, Toilet Paper Size Reduction - **Episode:** [1484: Do It For Ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1484-do-it-for-ukraine.md) - **Published:** 2022-09-08 - **Time:** 1:52:10–1:52:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1484-do-it-for-ukraine/chapter/shrinkflation-toilet-paper-size-reduction.md The phenomenon of "shrinkflation" has hit the toilet paper industry, with brands like Angel Soft reducing sheet width from 4 inches to 3.8 inches. While the number of sheets per roll is decreasing, the price per roll continues to rise. Manufacturers claim the changes are made to make the remaining sheets thicker, though consumers view it as a hidden price hike. Keywords: [shrinkflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shrinkflation.md), angel soft, [toilet paper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilet-paper.md), [consumer goods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/consumer-goods.md), [inflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inflation.md) ### Russian Soldiers, Ukrainian Toilet Propaganda - **Episode:** [1452: Toxic Stew](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1452-toxic-stew.md) - **Published:** 2022-05-19 - **Time:** 48:23–51:11 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1452-toxic-stew/chapter/russian-soldiers-ukrainian-toilet-propaganda.md A report claims Russian soldiers in Ukraine are confused and disgusted by indoor plumbing, allegedly calling home to mock the concept of indoor toilets. The hosts debate whether this story is authentic or a piece of Ukrainian propaganda designed to demean the Russian military. Keywords: [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [toilets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilets.md), [plumbing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plumbing.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md) ### Russian Occupation Anecdotes, The "Toilet Shooting" Meme - **Episode:** [1451: Texas Balls](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1451-texas-balls.md) - **Published:** 2022-05-15 - **Time:** 30:26–34:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1451-texas-balls/chapter/russian-occupation-anecdotes-the-toilet-shooting-meme.md Reports from liberated villages near Kharkiv include claims that Russian soldiers shot televisions and toilets in civilian homes. One specific account from Pavlenko Victoria describes soldiers drinking homemade wine and destroying household fixtures. These stories are identified as potential propaganda memes designed to dehumanize the occupying forces through bizarre acts of vandalism. Keywords: pavlenko victoria, [kharkiv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kharkiv.md), [looting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/looting.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [toilets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilets.md), [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md) ### Toilet Paper Shrinkflation, Charmin Freedom Roll - **Episode:** [1449: Where's Munchunts?](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1449-where-s-munchunts.md) - **Published:** 2022-05-08 - **Time:** 33:35–35:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1449-where-s-munchunts/chapter/toilet-paper-shrinkflation-charmin-freedom-roll.md An anonymous source from a Charmin manufacturing facility in Minnesota explains that toilet paper sheets have been shortened while maintaining the 500-sheet count marketing. This "shrinkflation" tactic is attributed to high demand and rising costs. The source also notes that duller saw blades are sometimes used to keep up with production speed. Keywords: [charmin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charmin.md), [shrinkflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shrinkflation.md), [manufacturing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/manufacturing.md), [toilet paper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilet-paper.md), [minnesota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minnesota.md) ### Toilet Paper Shortages, Virus Naming Controversy - **Episode:** [1440: COVID Medley](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1440-covid-medley.md) - **Published:** 2022-04-07 - **Time:** 16:33–20:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1440-covid-medley/chapter/toilet-paper-shortages-virus-naming-controversy.md Parody songs detail the "COVID vacation" characterized by school cancellations and the frantic hoarding of toilet paper. The audio transitions to the political debate over naming the virus, featuring clips of President Donald Trump using the term "Chinese Virus." Media figures and politicians argue over whether such terms are racist, while songs like "Kung Flu Fighting" satirize the cultural tension. Keywords: [toilet paper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilet-paper.md), [social distancing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-distancing.md), [kung flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kung-flu.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), virus nomenclature, [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md) ### Donald Trump Toilet Allegations, Maggie Haberman Book - **Episode:** [1425: Brain Fog](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1425-brain-fog.md) - **Published:** 2022-02-13 - **Time:** 3:09:54–3:15:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1425-brain-fog/chapter/donald-trump-toilet-allegations-maggie-haberman-book.md The New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman claims that White House staff found wads of printed paper clogging toilets during the Trump administration. The hosts mock the story as a distraction from other political scandals and question the physical feasibility of flushing documents. Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [maggie haberman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maggie-haberman.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [presidential records act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/presidential-records-act.md), [toilets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilets.md) ### Toilet Paper Hoarding, ABC Sales Tactics - **Episode:** [1378: Yer Boy Amy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1378-yer-boy-amy.md) - **Published:** 2021-09-02 - **Time:** 3:21:16–3:23:16 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1378-yer-boy-amy/chapter/toilet-paper-hoarding-abc-sales-tactics.md ABC News reports that Procter & Gamble is ramping up toilet paper production due to a surge in COVID cases and renewed consumer hoarding. The report is criticized as a manufactured sales tactic designed to trigger panic buying. Consumers are advised to ignore the reports to prevent artificial shortages. Keywords: [toilet paper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilet-paper.md), [procter & gamble](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/procter-gamble.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [hoarding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hoarding.md), [covid variants](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/covid-variants.md) ### Supply Chain Hoarding, Toilet Paper and Chinese Imports - **Episode:** [1357: Quantum Supremacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1357-quantum-supremacy.md) - **Published:** 2021-06-20 - **Time:** 1:02:50–1:05:21 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1357-quantum-supremacy/chapter/supply-chain-hoarding-toilet-paper-and-chinese-imports.md Given the shutdown of major Chinese ports, consumers are advised to consider "hamstering" or hoarding essential goods that originate in China. An anecdote about a mother predicting Chinese toilet paper shortages decades ago serves as a reminder of how quickly supply chains can be disrupted. While most toilet paper is produced domestically, many other processed goods remain vulnerable. Keywords: [supply chain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supply-chain.md), [hoarding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hoarding.md), [toilet paper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilet-paper.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [consumer behavior](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/consumer-behavior.md) ### Suez Canal Blockage, Global Supply Chain Disruptions - **Episode:** [1333: Vaxxhole](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1333-vaxxhole.md) - **Published:** 2021-03-28 - **Time:** 2:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1333-vaxxhole/chapter/suez-canal-blockage-global-supply-chain-disruptions.md The Suez Canal is currently blocked by the Ever Given, a massive container ship the size of the Empire State Building, causing a global shipping traffic jam of over 200 vessels. This disruption is costing the global economy nearly $10 billion daily and has sparked warnings of a potential second toilet paper shortage in the United States due to delays in wood pulp shipments. Keywords: [suez canal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/suez-canal.md), ever given, global shipping, toilet paper shortage, wood pulp ### Toilet Paper Shortages, Costco Supply Chain - **Episode:** [1296: Kraken Keeper](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1296-kraken-keeper.md) - **Published:** 2020-11-20 - **Time:** 1:23:38–1:24:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1296-kraken-keeper/chapter/toilet-paper-shortages-costco-supply-chain.md Reports of renewed panic buying have emerged, with Costco locations running out of Kirkland-brand toilet paper and paper towels. Despite warnings from insiders and media reports, consumers are once again making runs on paper products as new lockdown measures are announced across the United States. Keywords: [costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), [walmart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walmart.md), [toilet paper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilet-paper.md), paper towels, [supply chain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supply-chain.md) ### Mexican Toilet Paper, Supply Chain Shortages - **Episode:** [1251: Viewpoint Discrimination](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1251-viewpoint-discrimination.md) - **Published:** 2020-06-18 - **Time:** 1:36 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1251-viewpoint-discrimination/chapter/mexican-toilet-paper-supply-chain-shortages.md Shortages of premium toilet paper brands like Charmin in the United States have led to an influx of Mexican-manufactured toilet paper in grocery stores. Observations indicate that while the packaging is not as colorful as expected, these off-brands have become the primary available option for consumers. Keywords: [mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexico.md), [charmin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charmin.md), [toilet paper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilet-paper.md), [supply chain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supply-chain.md), groceries ### Internet Shutdown Fears and Costco Return Policies - **Episode:** [1228: Stunning](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1228-stunning.md) - **Published:** 2020-03-29 - **Time:** 1:47:05–1:49:32 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1228-stunning/chapter/internet-shutdown-fears-and-costco-return-policies.md The hosts speculate on the social unrest that would occur if the internet were shut down. They discuss the ongoing toilet paper shortage and Costco's new policy refusing returns on paper products to discourage hoarders from seeking refunds after the panic subsides. Keywords: [internet outage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-outage.md), [charmin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charmin.md), [toilet paper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toilet-paper.md), [costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), [hoarding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hoarding.md), [supply chain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supply-chain.md), returns ### End of Show Mix, Toilet Paper Hoarding and Kung Flu - **Episode:** [1227: Boozing and Beefing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1227-boozing-and-beefing.md) - **Published:** 2020-03-26 - **Time:** 3:23:38–3:31:04 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1227-boozing-and-beefing/chapter/end-of-show-mix-toilet-paper-hoarding-and-kung-flu.md The episode concludes with a musical montage satirizing the pandemic, including songs about hoarding toilet paper and Purell. 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