# Taps on The No Agenda Show

Taps comes up in 23 chapters across 23 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from February 2008 to July 2026.

- **Chapters:** 23
- **Episodes:** 23
- **Discussed:** February 2008 – July 2026
- **Related topics:** [Phone Tapping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phone-tapping.md), [Surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [Rupert Murdoch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rupert-murdoch.md), [Veterans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/veterans.md), [Airbnb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airbnb.md), [Arsenic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arsenic.md), [At&t](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/at-t.md), [Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 23

### Treasure Supporters, Baronet Sir Gary, Taps for Vets

- **Episode:** [1886: Cytoshitosis](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1886-cytoshitosis.md)
- **Published:** 2026-07-16
- **Time:** 2:28:40–2:33:07
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1886-cytoshitosis/chapter/treasure-supporters-baronet-sir-gary-taps-for-vets.md

The hosts acknowledge "treasure" supporters giving $50 or more, including a boob-themed donation from the Archduke of Luna. Sir Gary is upgraded to Baronet for his cumulative contributions and shares his work with Bugles Across America, an organization providing live buglers for veteran funeral services free of charge.

Keywords: bugles across america, [veterans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/veterans.md), [taps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taps.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [minnesota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minnesota.md)

### Outro, Tapping Along Mystery

- **Episode:** [1769: Mr. Umami](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1769-mr-umami.md)
- **Published:** 2025-06-01
- **Time:** 3:30:16–3:35:02
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1769-mr-umami/chapter/outro-tapping-along-mystery.md

The broadcast concludes with a transition to the "Upisdown" podcast on the live stream. The hosts briefly discuss a mysterious phrase used by Donald Trump regarding Vladimir Putin, "tapping me along," debating whether it is a Britishism or a reference to golf. The show ends with a final "What's that in your mouth?" ISO and a reminder for the next live broadcast on Thursday.

Keywords: upisdown, [trollroom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trollroom.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), tapping along

### Tap-to-Pay Security, Safeway and RFID Reach-Around Claims

- **Episode:** [1634: Nukes in Space!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1634-nukes-in-space.md)
- **Published:** 2024-02-16
- **Time:** 1:13:10–1:16:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1634-nukes-in-space/chapter/tap-to-pay-security-safeway-and-rfid-reach-around-claims.md

Local news reports in California featured claims that "tap-to-pay" card readers at Safeway and other locations were charging credit cards still inside customers' wallets or purses. These stories are met with skepticism, as the physics of RFID technology typically requires much closer proximity. The reports are viewed as potential "ops" to discredit current banking systems in favor of new, centralized digital solutions.

Keywords: tap-to-pay, [rfid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rfid.md), [safeway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/safeway.md), [bank of america](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bank-of-america.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md)

### Associate Executive Producers, Bugles Across America

- **Episode:** [1613: Fossil Fools](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1613-fossil-fools.md)
- **Published:** 2023-12-03
- **Time:** 2:54:57–2:58:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1613-fossil-fools/chapter/associate-executive-producers-bugles-across-america.md

Sir Gary of Casco Point promotes "Bugles Across America," a non-profit organization that provides live "Taps" performances for veteran funerals. The hosts praise the organization for ensuring veterans receive a live tribute rather than a recording.

Keywords: bugles across america, [veterans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/veterans.md), [taps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taps.md), funeral services, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

### Early Onset Cancer, New York Arsenic Water

- **Episode:** [1484: Do It For Ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1484-do-it-for-ukraine.md)
- **Published:** 2022-09-08
- **Time:** 1:54:54–1:55:50
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1484-do-it-for-ukraine/chapter/early-onset-cancer-new-york-arsenic-water.md

A new study reports a dramatic increase in cancer cases among people under the age of 50, which researchers attribute to diet and lifestyle choices. Simultaneously, residents of a New York City apartment complex were warned not to drink tap water after dangerous levels of arsenic were detected. The water had reportedly appeared cloudy and foul-smelling for a month prior to the warning.

Keywords: [cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cancer.md), [arsenic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arsenic.md), [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md), [tap water](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tap-water.md), [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md)

### Sam Goody Commercial, Mall of America

- **Episode:** [1337: Adam's Storytime](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime.md)
- **Published:** 2021-04-11
- **Time:** 1:32:43–1:35:01
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1337-adam-s-storytime/chapter/sam-goody-commercial-mall-of-america.md

A 1991 commercial for Sam Goody Musicland was filmed at the Mall of America in Minneapolis, featuring a "Spinal Tap" inspired tour theme. The VJ involved received a $5,000 buyout for the performance, which is now viewed as a dated artifact of early 90s music retail marketing. The store was once the largest music retailer in the world before the company's eventual decline.

Keywords: [sam goody](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sam-goody.md), [mall of america](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mall-of-america.md), [minneapolis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minneapolis.md), spinal tap, [commercials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commercials.md)

### Kamala Harris "Hello Cleveland" Gaffe

- **Episode:** [1289: Post Orange](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1289-post-orange.md)
- **Published:** 2020-10-25
- **Time:** 2:27:56–2:30:31
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1289-post-orange/chapter/kamala-harris-hello-cleveland-gaffe.md

Kamala Harris is mocked for a "Spinal Tap" moment in Cleveland where she appeared to ask her staff "Where are we?" before addressing a small crowd. The hosts also point out that she was using a megaphone near a polling place, which they suggest could be considered illegal electioneering. They further comment on the inconsistent pronunciation of her first name.

Keywords: [kamala harris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kamala-harris.md), [cleveland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cleveland.md), [electioneering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/electioneering.md), spinal tap, [gaffe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gaffe.md)

### Bottoms Up Beer Tap and Austin Street Scenes

- **Episode:** [1030: Phoneliness](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1030-phoneliness.md)
- **Published:** 2018-05-03
- **Time:** 3:28
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1030-phoneliness/chapter/bottoms-up-beer-tap-and-austin-street-scenes.md

A new beer tap technology called Bottoms Up uses magnetic valves in the bottom of specialized cups to fill beverages quickly and reduce waste. Sir Warren Carroll, a co-owner of the company, met with one of the hosts in Austin to discuss how the system improves bar revenue by 30%. The conversation shifts to the current state of downtown Austin, noting the contrast between high-tech scooters and the local homeless population.

Keywords: bottoms up, beer tap, [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [warren carroll](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/warren-carroll.md), [magnets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magnets.md), [airbnb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airbnb.md)

### No Agenda Love Potion, Oxytocin, and Art Credits

- **Episode:** [932: Roundly Debunked](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/932-roundly-debunked.md)
- **Published:** 2017-05-25
- **Time:** 1:22:59–1:24:37
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/932-roundly-debunked/chapter/no-agenda-love-potion-oxytocin-and-art-credits.md

The hosts discuss the latest show artwork by Melvin Gipstein, titled "No Agenda Love Potion Number 33," which features oxytocin. This artwork inspired a new jingle based on the classic "Love Potion No. 9." They encourage listeners to visit the No Agenda Art Generator to view and contribute artwork for the show.

Keywords: love potion, [oxytocin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oxytocin.md), melvin gipstein, [jingle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingle.md), [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), [tap water](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tap-water.md)

### Military Bugle Calls, Taps and Reveille

- **Episode:** [829: quote un-quote](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/829-quote-un-quote.md)
- **Published:** 2016-05-29
- **Time:** 1:50:21–1:52:04
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/829-quote-un-quote/chapter/military-bugle-calls-taps-and-reveille.md

In honor of Memorial Day, the hosts play various military bugle calls provided by the chat room, including Taps, Reveille, and The Retreat. They discuss the appropriate use of these calls in a broadcast setting.

Keywords: [taps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taps.md), reveille, bugle calls, [memorial day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/memorial-day.md), [military](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military.md)

### Phil Zimmermann, PGP and Dutch Phone Tapping

- **Episode:** [687: Cyber Caliphate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/687-cyber-caliphate.md)
- **Published:** 2015-01-15
- **Time:** 1:35:13–1:37:58
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/687-cyber-caliphate/chapter/phil-zimmermann-pgp-and-dutch-phone-tapping.md

The history of PGP creator Phil Zimmermann's harassment by law enforcement is recalled as a precursor to modern anti-encryption efforts. The Netherlands is noted as having the highest rate of phone taps per capita in the world, with Justice Minister Koen Geens seeking to expand these powers to include unencrypted WhatsApp messages. The hosts suggest these operations are often used for blackmail or gaining investment advantages.

Keywords: [phil zimmermann](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phil-zimmermann.md), [pgp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pgp.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [phone tapping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phone-tapping.md)

### Yale Tap Day and Wu-Tang Clan Member Incident

- **Episode:** [609: Johnson's Johnson, Jump!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump.md)
- **Published:** 2014-04-17
- **Time:** 1:41:20–1:44:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/609-johnson-s-johnson-jump/chapter/yale-tap-day-and-wu-tang-clan-member-incident.md

The hosts note that it is "Tap Day" at Yale University, the traditional day for secret societies like Skull and Bones to recruit new members. They also discuss a bizarre news story involving Wu-Tang Clan affiliate Andre Johnson, who reportedly mutilated himself before jumping from a building.

Keywords: [yale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yale.md), [skull and bones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skull-and-bones.md), [wu-tang clan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wu-tang-clan.md), andre johnson, tap day

### Gmail Tap Parody, Morse Code Keyboards and Samuel Morse

- **Episode:** [464: Iron Key](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/464-iron-key.md)
- **Published:** 2012-11-25
- **Time:** 10:22–13:46
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/464-iron-key/chapter/gmail-tap-parody-morse-code-keyboards-and-samuel-morse.md

A 2011 Google April Fools' prank called "Gmail Tap," featuring LL Cool J, inspired actual Morse code keyboard applications now available on the Google Play Store. These apps allow users to text using only "dits" and "das," which is suggested as a safer way to communicate while driving. The segment also notes that Samuel Morse, the inventor of the telegraph, was a prominent American oil painter.

Keywords: gmail tap, [morse code](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morse-code.md), [ll cool j](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ll-cool-j.md), google play store, samuel morse, bluetooth ring

### Law and Order SVU, Drone Double Tap Plot

- **Episode:** [454: Going Purple](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/454-going-purple.md)
- **Published:** 2012-10-21
- **Time:** 2:22:06–2:25:59
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/454-going-purple/chapter/law-and-order-svu-drone-double-tap-plot.md

A recent episode of *Law & Order: Special Victims Unit* featured a storyline about the "drone double tap" policy, where a second strike targets rescuers at the site of an initial attack. The inclusion of this controversial military tactic in a mainstream procedural drama is seen as a way to "educate" the public or normalize the reality of drone warfare.

Keywords: [law and order svu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/law-and-order-svu.md), [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [double tap](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/double-tap.md), [nbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md)

### Pakistan Drone Double Tap Report, Stanford and NYU Study

- **Episode:** [447: Drone Double Tap](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/447-drone-double-tap.md)
- **Published:** 2012-09-27
- **Time:** 2:13:14–2:20:23
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/447-drone-double-tap/chapter/pakistan-drone-double-tap-report-stanford-and-nyu-study.md

A report from Stanford and NYU detailing the "double tap" drone strike tactic in Pakistan is analyzed. The study finds that follow-up strikes often kill first responders and rescuers, creating a climate of terror where civilians are afraid to assist the wounded.

Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [pakistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pakistan.md), [double tap](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/double-tap.md), [stanford university](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stanford-university.md), [nyu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nyu.md)

### Knighting of the Marinov Garrison, American Cultural Quirks

- **Episode:** [419: Degrowth](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/419-degrowth.md)
- **Published:** 2012-06-21
- **Time:** 1:56:45–1:59:57
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/419-degrowth/chapter/knighting-of-the-marinov-garrison-american-cultural-quirks.md

The three sons of Sir Borislav Marinov are officially knighted into the No Agenda Roundtable. The hosts then review a list of things that shock foreigners about America, including the drinking age, spray cheese, the ability to drink tap water, and the lack of shame regarding "bastard children." They also discuss a study claiming Americans' heads are getting larger, which they link to success in television.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), yasin marinov, simeon marinov, darren marinov, spray cheese, [tap water](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tap-water.md)

### Brain-Eating Amoebas and Neti Pot Warnings

- **Episode:** [366: Fools & Knaves](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/366-fools-knaves.md)
- **Published:** 2011-12-18
- **Time:** 1:58:34–2:02:22
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/366-fools-knaves/chapter/brain-eating-amoebas-and-neti-pot-warnings.md

A health warning from Louisiana links the use of Neti pots to "brain-eating amoebas" after two deaths were reported. The hosts analyze the story as a potential PR hit job on a cheap, natural remedy (saltwater sinus flushing) that competes with pharmaceutical products like Zycam. They note that the amoeba, *Naegleria fowleri*, is typically found in warm freshwater and that the victims reportedly used tap water instead of distilled water.

Keywords: neti pot, amoeba, [louisiana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louisiana.md), [tap water](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tap-water.md), [pharmaceutical industry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pharmaceutical-industry.md), pr hit job

### Media Hypocrisy, Government Surveillance vs. Tabloid Tactics

- **Episode:** [323: CIA vs MI6](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/323-cia-vs-mi6.md)
- **Published:** 2011-07-21
- **Time:** 32:10–35:27
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/323-cia-vs-mi6/chapter/media-hypocrisy-government-surveillance-vs-tabloid-tactics.md

The hosts argue that the public outrage over tabloid phone hacking is misplaced compared to the lack of concern regarding mass government surveillance. They cite programs like Echelon and the AT&T "vacuum cleaner" building in San Francisco as examples of systemic privacy violations. They suggest the media focuses on Murdoch to avoid reporting on government crimes.

Keywords: [phone tapping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phone-tapping.md), [echelon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/echelon.md), [at&t](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/at-t.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [rupert murdoch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rupert-murdoch.md)

### CDC Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Campaign

- **Episode:** [305: Last Show Ever](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/305-last-show-ever.md)
- **Published:** 2011-05-19
- **Time:** 1:51:25–1:57:35
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/305-last-show-ever/chapter/cdc-zombie-apocalypse-preparedness-campaign.md

The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) launched a social media campaign using a "zombie apocalypse" theme to encourage emergency preparedness. The hosts debate whether this is a joke or a "hip" marketing tactic. They criticize the CDC's advice for lacking practical "zombie killing" information, such as the "double tap" method, and link the concept to vaccine-induced behavior.

Keywords: [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [zombie apocalypse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zombie-apocalypse.md), [emergency preparedness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emergency-preparedness.md), [swine flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/swine-flu.md), [vaccines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccines.md), [double tap](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/double-tap.md)

### Chromium 6 and Environmental Working Group Report

- **Episode:** [263: Don't Ask, Don't Yell](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/263-don-t-ask-don-t-yell.md)
- **Published:** 2010-12-23
- **Time:** 2:07:27–2:09:00
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/263-don-t-ask-don-t-yell/chapter/chromium-6-and-environmental-working-group-report.md

A report by the Environmental Working Group regarding Chromium 6 contamination in U.S. tap water is analyzed for its potential legal and commercial motives. The hosts suggest the "Erin Brockovich chemical" narrative may be used to facilitate class-action lawsuits or promote specific water filtration products.

Keywords: chromium 6, [erin brockovich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/erin-brockovich.md), [environmental working group](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/environmental-working-group.md), [tap water](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tap-water.md), [class action](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/class-action.md), water filters

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