# Svalbard on The No Agenda Show Svalbard comes up in 6 chapters across 6 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from March 2009 to January 2022. - **Chapters:** 6 - **Episodes:** 6 - **Discussed:** March 2009 – January 2022 - **Related topics:** [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [420](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/420.md), [Alex Jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alex-jones.md), [Apocalypse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apocalypse.md), [Baltic Sea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baltic-sea.md), [Bill Gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md), [Birthday List](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday-list.md), [Birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [Conspiracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conspiracy.md), [Goat Scream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goat-scream.md) ## Chapters 1–6 of 6 ### Baltic Sea Tensions and Undersea Cable Vulnerability - **Episode:** [1420: Caliphate Cubs](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1420-caliphate-cubs.md) - **Published:** 2022-01-27 - **Time:** 1:05:58–1:10:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1420-caliphate-cubs/chapter/baltic-sea-tensions-and-undersea-cable-vulnerability.md Military tensions are rising in the Baltic Sea, specifically around the Suwalki Gap and the Russian exclave of Kaliningrad. Concerns are raised regarding the vulnerability of undersea fiber-optic cables, such as those in Svalbard, Norway, which could be targeted in a non-kinetic conflict. The geopolitical situation is also linked to the high price of natural gas and the status of the Nord Stream 2 pipeline. Keywords: [baltic sea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baltic-sea.md), [kaliningrad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kaliningrad.md), [svalbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/svalbard.md), [undersea cables](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/undersea-cables.md), [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md), [natural gas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/natural-gas.md) ### Associate Executive Producer Credits, Birthday List - **Episode:** [1214: Stanktuary](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary.md) - **Published:** 2020-02-09 - **Time:** 2:07:42–2:13:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/associate-executive-producer-credits-birthday-list.md A second round of donor acknowledgments features Associate Executive Producers from Tucson, Ottawa, and Svalbard. The hosts fulfill "karma" requests for individuals battling cancer and perform "douchebag call-outs" as requested by donors. The segment concludes with the official No Agenda birthday list, celebrating listeners' milestones with custom jingles. Keywords: [tucson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tucson.md), [ottawa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ottawa.md), [svalbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/svalbard.md), [whittier](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whittier.md), [birthday list](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday-list.md) ### Title Upgrades, Miniature World, Meth Bus Anecdote - **Episode:** [977: 63 Genders](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/977-63-genders.md) - **Published:** 2017-10-29 - **Time:** 3:51:43–4:00:55 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/977-63-genders/chapter/title-upgrades-miniature-world-meth-bus-anecdote.md Final title upgrades are announced for new Barons and Viscounts. The hosts discuss "Madurodam," a miniature park in The Hague. The episode ends with a story about "Meth Busses" in 1970s Holland and a montage of "Goat Scream" jingles. Keywords: title upgrades, [svalbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/svalbard.md), [rotterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rotterdam.md), meth bus, [holland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/holland.md), [goat scream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goat-scream.md) ### Baron of Svalbard, Sir Tom Donjereux and Peerage Updates - **Episode:** [923: Terror Put](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/923-terror-put.md) - **Published:** 2017-04-23 - **Time:** 2:28:45–2:32:42 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/923-terror-put/chapter/baron-of-svalbard-sir-tom-donjereux-and-peerage-updates.md Sir Baz Von Batteau is named the Baron of Svalbard after claiming the archipelago for the No Agenda nation. Tom Donjereux is knighted as "Sir Tom Donjereux, Knight of the Men with Hill" for a $1,000 donation. The segment includes a "money shot" jingle featuring a clip of Alex Jones. Keywords: [svalbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/svalbard.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [money shot](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/money-shot.md), [alex jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alex-jones.md) ### Birthday Announcements, Knighting Ceremony Continued - **Episode:** [922: Gut Punch](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/922-gut-punch.md) - **Published:** 2017-04-20 - **Time:** 2:28:06–2:32:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/922-gut-punch/chapter/birthday-announcements-knighting-ceremony-continued.md The hosts celebrate a list of "420 babies" and perform a formal knighting ceremony for new Barons and Baronets. They emphasize that the show's survival depends entirely on listener support rather than traditional media structures. Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [svalbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/svalbard.md), [tennessee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tennessee.md), [420](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/420.md) ### Global Seed Vault, Svalbard Anniversary - **Episode:** [78: The Great Daylight Savings Time Conspiracy or 100% Yanni-Free](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/78-the-great-daylight-savings-time-conspiracy-or-100-yanni-free.md) - **Published:** 2009-03-08 - **Time:** 1:20:59–1:22:52 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/78-the-great-daylight-savings-time-conspiracy-or-100-yanni-free/chapter/global-seed-vault-svalbard-anniversary.md The Global Seed Vault in Svalbard, Norway, is celebrating its anniversary. Funded in part by Bill Gates, the facility is designed to preserve crop diversity in the event of a global catastrophe. Conspiracy theories regarding underground tunnels and high-speed trains in the Norwegian mountains are discussed alongside the vault's official mission. Keywords: global seed vault, [svalbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/svalbard.md), [norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway.md), [bill gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md), [apocalypse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apocalypse.md), [conspiracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conspiracy.md) --- This is the markdown version of a page on The No Agenda Show for AI agents. 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