# Squirrel on The No Agenda Show Squirrel comes up in 46 chapters across 40 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from May 2009 to November 2024. - **Chapters:** 46 - **Episodes:** 40 - **Discussed:** May 2009 – November 2024 - **Related topics:** [Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [Bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), [Botox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/botox.md), [Capsicum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/capsicum.md), [Comcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comcast.md), [Damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), [Donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Executive Producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [Invasive Species](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/invasive-species.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 46 ### Peanut the Squirrel, No Agenda Art and Producers - **Episode:** [1710: Bro Media](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1710-bro-media.md) - **Published:** 2024-11-07 - **Time:** 1:52:15–1:57:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1710-bro-media/chapter/peanut-the-squirrel-no-agenda-art-and-producers.md The show's artwork for episode 1710 features a tribute to "Peanut the Squirrel," an animal recently euthanized by New York state authorities. The hosts discuss the hybrid use of AI and manual digital art in the community. Dana Brunetti is again mentioned as an example of the show's high-level associate executive producers. Keywords: peanut the squirrel, [ai art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai-art.md), [dana brunetti](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dana-brunetti.md), [executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producer.md), 1710 ### Peanut the Squirrel, New York DEC Euthanasia Controversy - **Episode:** [1709: Umpty Ump](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1709-umpty-ump.md) - **Published:** 2024-11-03 - **Time:** 7:04–9:31 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1709-umpty-ump/chapter/peanut-the-squirrel-new-york-dec-euthanasia-controversy.md New York State Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) agents raided the home of Mark Longo to seize his pet squirrel, Peanut, and a raccoon named Fred. Despite Peanut being a social media star used to fund an animal sanctuary, authorities euthanized the animals citing rabies concerns. Longo criticized the state for sending eight officers to ransack his home over a licensed wildlife issue. Keywords: peanut the squirrel, mark longo, [kathy hochul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kathy-hochul.md), dec, [euthanasia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euthanasia.md) ### Dame Lindy, Squirrel Nut Acres and Massive Dumps - **Episode:** [1309: Vaxsaline](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1309-vaxsaline.md) - **Published:** 2024-03-07 - **Time:** 2:13:54–2:18:03 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1309-vaxsaline/chapter/dame-lindy-squirrel-nut-acres-and-massive-dumps.md Lindy Pfaffenbach is officially damed as "Dame Lindy of Squirrel Nut Acres" following a donation from her husband. She requests chocolate chip cookies and milk stout for the Round Table and mentions her work in local media. Another producer, Nicole, requests the "massive dumps" jingle in honor of her boyfriend Chris Patty's path to knighthood. Keywords: [damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), squirrel nut acres, local media, chocolate chip cookies, milk stout, dumps ### Birthday List, Dame Lindy Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1309: Vaxsaline](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1309-vaxsaline.md) - **Published:** 2024-03-07 - **Time:** 3:05:53–3:08:18 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1309-vaxsaline/chapter/birthday-list-dame-lindy-knighting-ceremony.md The hosts read the birthday list for the week and perform a formal "daming" ceremony for Lindy Pfaffenbach. She is officially dubbed "Dame Lindy of Squirrel Nut Acres" and welcomed to the No Agenda Round Table. The ceremony includes the traditional list of humorous "amenities" provided to new knights and dames, such as "mutton and mead" and "ginger ale and gerbils." Keywords: [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), squirrel nut acres, milk stout, [harlots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harlots.md) ### NPR Heat Advisories and the Splooting Phenomenon - **Episode:** [1569: Hydrating](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1569-hydrating.md) - **Published:** 2023-07-02 - **Time:** 38:25–41:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1569-hydrating/chapter/npr-heat-advisories-and-the-splooting-phenomenon.md NPR coverage of the summer "heat dome" introduces the term "splooting," a behavior where animals like squirrels and dogs spread their limbs on cool surfaces to regulate body temperature. Animal physiologist Andrea Rummel explains that species unable to sweat must find creative ways to cool off. The hosts mock the segment as pretentious and typical of taxpayer-funded radio content. Keywords: [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [heat dome](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heat-dome.md), splooting, [squirrels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrels.md), andrea rummel, [washington dc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-dc.md) ### Executive Producer Donations, Squirrel Rescue Anecdote - **Episode:** [1476: Woke Waiver](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1476-woke-waiver.md) - **Published:** 2022-08-12 - **Time:** 1:40:21–1:45:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1476-woke-waiver/chapter/executive-producer-donations-squirrel-rescue-anecdote.md A series of executive producer donations are read, including a long story from a donor who rescued baby squirrels and was subsequently bitten. The donor, now Sir Dweezus of Hazardous, requests specific items for the "round table" ceremony. The hosts debate the merits of long donation notes and the risks of interacting with wild squirrels. Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [squirrels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrels.md), yak sliders, [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md) ### Internet Speed Perception, Squirrel Damage, 5G Hotspots - **Episode:** [1455: Systemic Rivals](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1455-systemic-rivals.md) - **Published:** 2022-05-29 - **Time:** 15:10–20:49 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1455-systemic-rivals/chapter/internet-speed-perception-squirrel-damage-5g-hotspots.md A technical investigation into a slow internet connection revealed that while 2 Mbps is sufficient for basic web surfing, it is inadequate for professional podcasting. Past connectivity issues were attributed to physical damage caused by squirrels, leading to a recommendation to use 5G hotspots as a reliable backup for home internet. Keywords: [internet speed](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-speed.md), [bandwidth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bandwidth.md), [5g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/5g.md), [technical support](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technical-support.md), [squirrel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrel.md), [networking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/networking.md) ### Executive Producer Donations, Sir Gene and Dame Dreya - **Episode:** [1219: Peak Nuts](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1219-peak-nuts.md) - **Published:** 2020-02-27 - **Time:** 1:10:01–1:14:53 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1219-peak-nuts/chapter/executive-producer-donations-sir-gene-and-dame-dreya.md A segment dedicated to acknowledging high-tier donors. Sir Gene contributed over $660 from Great Britain, and Dame Dreya donated $333, requesting a birthday shout-out for her partner. The hosts use "Squirrel Mail" to track down listener notes associated with the contributions. Keywords: [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [squirrel mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrel-mail.md), [sir gene](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sir-gene.md), dame dreya ### Comcast Connection Issues and Squirrel Damage - **Episode:** [1201: John's Story Time](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time.md) - **Published:** 2019-12-26 - **Time:** 1:18:18–1:21:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/comcast-connection-issues-and-squirrel-damage.md A long-standing internet connectivity issue was finally resolved when a technician discovered that squirrels had chewed the insulation off the outdoor coax cable. The technician also found that the house was wired with the wrong grade of cable (RG59 instead of RG6) and that the signal voltage was "too hot," requiring an attenuator. Keywords: [comcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comcast.md), coax cable, rg6, [squirrels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrels.md), signal attenuation, [technical support](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technical-support.md) ### British Public Urged to Eat Gray Squirrels - **Episode:** [1196: Clinton Kildepstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1196-clinton-kildepstein.md) - **Published:** 2019-12-08 - **Time:** 19:02–19:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1196-clinton-kildepstein/chapter/british-public-urged-to-eat-gray-squirrels.md A report in The Daily Mail suggests that Britons should eat gray squirrels to help control the population and protect trees. The hosts compare this to a Southern squirrel stew known as "burgoo." Keywords: [britain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/britain.md), [daily mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daily-mail.md), gray squirrels, [invasive species](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/invasive-species.md), burgoo, [recipe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recipe.md) ### Squirrel Mail, Knighting Promotions - **Episode:** [1162: Thank You Comrade](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1162-thank-you-comrade.md) - **Published:** 2019-08-11 - **Time:** 1:27:42–1:32:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1162-thank-you-comrade/chapter/squirrel-mail-knighting-promotions.md The hosts navigated technical delays with "Squirrel Mail" to read donor notes, including a correction on the pronunciation of the name "Vesely." Another donor, Sir Morgan of ANSI C, contributed $303.03 to move from squire to full knight status, expressing a desire to leave the "kids' night table." The discussion touched on the "value-for-value" model and the importance of proper title recognition. Keywords: [squirrel mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrel-mail.md), czech, slovak, [knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knight.md), squire ### Executive Producer Donations, Dame Shay-Shay and Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1137: Contempt Kabuki](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1137-contempt-kabuki.md) - **Published:** 2019-05-12 - **Time:** 1:13:35–1:19:37 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1137-contempt-kabuki/chapter/executive-producer-donations-dame-shay-shay-and-knighting-ceremony.md Jason Owen, a producer from Wisconsin, contributes $1,000 to the show and requests an "instant daming" for his wife, who is a cancer survivor and loyal listener. She is dubbed Dame Shay-Shay of the No Agenda Round Table. Additionally, Sarah Butterick from Ohio is recognized as an Associate Executive Producer on her first wedding anniversary. Keywords: [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), brookfield, beaver creek, [squirrel mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrel-mail.md), [cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cancer.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md) ### Dame Money Penny, Daming Ceremony - **Episode:** [1134: Opinion People](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1134-opinion-people.md) - **Published:** 2019-05-05 - **Time:** 2:23:53–2:28:47 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1134-opinion-people/chapter/dame-money-penny-daming-ceremony.md Kim Lewis Smith is knighted as "Dame Money Penny of the Frequently Annoyed" after contributing over $1,000. The ceremony includes a "Squirrel Mail" search for her original notes and a custom jingle featuring a goat scream. Her request for "barbecued oysters and Anchor Steam" at the virtual round table is honored. Keywords: dame money penny, [squirrel mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrel-mail.md), anchor steam, reseda, spandau ballet ### Squirrel Mail Software Updates and Austin Water Boil Mandate - **Episode:** [1127: Netherlindian](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1127-netherlindian.md) - **Published:** 2019-04-10 - **Time:** 1:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1127-netherlindian/chapter/squirrel-mail-software-updates-and-austin-water-boil-mandate.md The program opens with a discussion regarding the current status of Squirrel Mail software, debunking claims that the system is defunct. Heavy torrential rains in Austin, Texas, have triggered concerns over a potential water boil mandate due to silt in the Colorado River system. The infrastructure of new purification plants is questioned as they appear to struggle with recent weather events. Keywords: [squirrel mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrel-mail.md), email software, [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), water boil mandate, torrential rain ### Baron Walkman, Squirrel Mail and 80-20 Donation - **Episode:** [1125: Elusive Logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1125-elusive-logic.md) - **Published:** 2019-03-31 - **Time:** 1:23:20–1:25:01 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1125-elusive-logic/chapter/baron-walkman-squirrel-mail-and-80-20-donation.md Producer Baron Walkman of Ohio sent a donation requesting an "80-20" split in favor of John Dvorak to celebrate his reporting on "Squirrel Mail." The segment includes a "Boom Shakalaka" jingle and a discussion of Dvorak's tenacity in tech reporting. 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The creator, Paul, reportedly appreciated that the software is still being used for the show's operations. Keywords: [squirrel mail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrel-mail.md), [mark perkel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-perkel.md), [open source](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/open-source.md), [email](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/email.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md) ### Robert Bowers and the Squirrel Hill Synagogue Shooting - **Episode:** [1081: BLEXIT](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1081-blexit.md) - **Published:** 2018-10-29 - **Time:** 3:38–8:30 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1081-blexit/chapter/robert-bowers-and-the-squirrel-hill-synagogue-shooting.md Robert Bowers is identified as the suspect in the mass shooting at the Tree of Life synagogue in the Squirrel Hill neighborhood of Pittsburgh. Analysis of his social media presence suggests he held extreme anti-Semitic views and believed President Donald Trump was controlled by Jewish interests. The event is contrasted with rhetoric from Louis Farrakhan and discussed in the context of a mass shooting drill conducted at the same location earlier in the year. Keywords: robert bowers, squirrel hill, [pittsburgh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pittsburgh.md), synagogue shooting, [anti-semitism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anti-semitism.md) ### Emotional Support Squirrel Incident on Frontier Airlines - **Episode:** [1076: M-Word](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1076-m-word.md) - **Published:** 2018-10-11 - **Time:** 2:28:46–2:32:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1076-m-word/chapter/emotional-support-squirrel-incident-on-frontier-airlines.md A passenger on Frontier Airlines is removed from a flight after attempting to bring an "emotional support squirrel" named Daisy on board. The incident resulted in the entire plane being deboarded. The hosts mock the passenger's threat to sue the airline for "blood." Keywords: emotional support animal, [squirrel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrel.md), frontier airlines, [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [cleveland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cleveland.md), [anxiety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anxiety.md) ### Fiber Reliability, Squirrel Damage and Network Bottlenecks - **Episode:** [1067: Double Header](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1067-double-header.md) - **Published:** 2018-09-09 - **Time:** 1:20:06–1:25:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1067-double-header/chapter/fiber-reliability-squirrel-damage-and-network-bottlenecks.md Dane Jasper highlights the superior reliability of fiber over copper networks, which are susceptible to water incursion and rodent damage. He explains that fiber connections offer rock-solid low latency compared to variable cable connections. Jasper notes that with gigabit speeds, the "wide area network" is no longer the bottleneck, shifting technical issues to local Wi-Fi or outdated hardware. Keywords: [squirrels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrels.md), [latency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/latency.md), gpon, gigabit ethernet, copper vs fiber ### Emotional Support Animals, Service Squirrels - **Episode:** [982: Support Squirrel](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/982-support-squirrel.md) - **Published:** 2017-11-16 - **Time:** 1:53:40–1:57:58 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/982-support-squirrel/chapter/emotional-support-animals-service-squirrels.md A man in Florida is fighting to keep his "emotional support squirrel" despite property management rules against exotic animals. 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