# Skip Logic on The No Agenda Show Skip Logic comes up in 11 chapters across 11 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from August 2009 to July 2024. - **Chapters:** 11 - **Episodes:** 11 - **Discussed:** August 2009 – July 2024 - **Related topics:** [Artificial Intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/artificial-intelligence.md), [Cobol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cobol.md), [Vivek Kundra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vivek-kundra.md), [Alexa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexa.md), [Amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [Amazon Echo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-echo.md), [Bandwidth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bandwidth.md), [Baphomet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baphomet.md), [Big Data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-data.md), [Binary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/binary.md) ## Chapters 1–11 of 11 ### Skip Logic and the Song of Baphomet - **Episode:** [1680: Seismic Sundae](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1680-seismic-sundae.md) - **Published:** 2024-07-25 - **Time:** 1:45:01–1:48:08 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1680-seismic-sundae/chapter/skip-logic-and-the-song-of-baphomet.md Sir Skip Logic donates to celebrate his 65th birthday and "beating Medicare." Casey Van Heel from Columbus, Ohio, requests a complex jingle titled "The Song of Baphomet," featuring the Howard Dean scream and Joe Biden's "hairy legs" quote. Van Heel also promotes his comic book site, personofmeritcomics.com. Keywords: [skip logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skip-logic.md), [medicare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medicare.md), [howard dean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/howard-dean.md), [baphomet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baphomet.md), [hairy legs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hairy-legs.md), trivial pursuit ### Birthday List and Nighthood Dubbing - **Episode:** [1278: Lockdown Face](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1278-lockdown-face.md) - **Published:** 2020-09-17 - **Time:** 2:48:37–2:51:44 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1278-lockdown-face/chapter/birthday-list-and-nighthood-dubbing.md The official No Agenda birthday list is read, followed by the formal dubbing of six new Knights and Danes. The ceremony includes the assignment of "Hookers and Blow" and "Mutton and Mead" to the new members of the roundtable. Listeners are directed to the No Agenda Nation website to claim their rings and certificates. Keywords: [birthday list](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday-list.md), [nighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nighthood.md), sir bam bam, sir skip logic, sir humperdinck superdank ### Listener Knighthoods, Value-for-Value Model - **Episode:** [1269: pre-bunked](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1269-pre-bunked.md) - **Published:** 2020-08-16 - **Time:** 1:24:07–1:31:45 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1269-pre-bunked/chapter/listener-knighthoods-value-for-value-model.md Caleb Kniffin is knighted as "Sir Nifty" on his 33rd birthday, recalling the "Vivek Kundra holodeck" segment from 2009. Chris Parker is knighted as "Sir Zorty of the Great Lakes" after years of monthly contributions. The show emphasizes its "value-for-value" model, which relies on listener donations rather than traditional advertising, and mentions the No Agenda Shop's revenue-sharing deal with artists. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [vivek kundra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vivek-kundra.md), [skip logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skip-logic.md), [no agenda shop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-shop.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md) ### No Agenda Stream, Episode 1229 Art by Skip Logic - **Episode:** [1230: Avocado Cartel](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel.md) - **Published:** 2020-04-05 - **Time:** 1:34:16–1:38:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/no-agenda-stream-episode-1229-art-by-skip-logic.md The hosts promote the No Agenda Stream and the federated social media platform, No Agenda Social, as alternatives to algorithmic censorship. They credit artist Skip Logic for the album art of episode 1229, titled "Orange Tongue," which features a creative gas pump design using Mobile Oil colors. The art generator and shop are highlighted as key components of the show's value-for-value model. Keywords: [no agenda social](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-social.md), [mastodon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mastodon.md), [skip logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skip-logic.md), mobile oil, gas pump ### Amazon Echo Limitations, Skip Logic vs AI - **Episode:** [829: quote un-quote](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/829-quote-un-quote.md) - **Published:** 2016-05-29 - **Time:** 2:38:02–2:41:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/829-quote-un-quote/chapter/amazon-echo-limitations-skip-logic-vs-ai.md The Amazon Echo is described as a transactional tool using "skip logic" rather than true artificial intelligence. The hosts demonstrate its failure to answer complex questions while highlighting its effectiveness for simple tasks like setting timers or ordering products. Keywords: [amazon echo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-echo.md), [alexa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexa.md), [artificial intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/artificial-intelligence.md), [skip logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skip-logic.md), [ibm watson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ibm-watson.md) ### Sharia Bot, Artificial Intelligence Concept - **Episode:** [792: Buffoonery](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/792-buffoonery.md) - **Published:** 2016-01-22 - **Time:** 47:33–49:35 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/792-buffoonery/chapter/sharia-bot-artificial-intelligence-concept.md The hosts propose a satirical product called "Sharia Bot," an artificial intelligence tool designed to provide Sharia-compliant solutions for everyday problems, such as removing clothing stains. They discuss the potential for a database-driven app that applies religious law to various life scenarios. Keywords: shariabot, [artificial intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/artificial-intelligence.md), [skip logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skip-logic.md), product concept ### Mark Zuckerberg's Jarvis AI and Skip Logic - **Episode:** [788: Mental Defectives](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/788-mental-defectives.md) - **Published:** 2016-01-07 - **Time:** 1:49:07–1:52:37 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/788-mental-defectives/chapter/mark-zuckerberg-s-jarvis-ai-and-skip-logic.md Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced a personal challenge to build a simple AI to run his home, comparing it to the "Jarvis" system from Iron Man. The segment dismisses current "AI" as merely "skip logic" or rules-based computing rather than true intelligence. A CBS report on the topic is mocked for its vague claims that AI is "already here." Keywords: [mark zuckerberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-zuckerberg.md), [artificial intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/artificial-intelligence.md), jarvis, [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [skip logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skip-logic.md) ### Vivek Kundra, Healthcare.gov Technology Issues - **Episode:** [784: Hot Rhetoric](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/784-hot-rhetoric.md) - **Published:** 2015-12-31 - **Time:** 1:30:17–1:31:44 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/784-hot-rhetoric/chapter/vivek-kundra-healthcare-gov-technology-issues.md A review of past comments by former Federal CTO Vivek Kundra highlights the procurement and technology failures of Healthcare.gov. The discussion centers on the government's reliance on "1960s era technology" and "skip logic" in modern administrative systems. Keywords: [vivek kundra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vivek-kundra.md), [healthcare.gov](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-gov.md), [skip logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skip-logic.md), [cobol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cobol.md), [procurement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/procurement.md) ### Amazon Recommendation Logic, Pot Shards and Lubricant - **Episode:** [711: Facebook Thuggin'](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/711-facebook-thuggin.md) - **Published:** 2015-04-09 - **Time:** 3:50–6:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/711-facebook-thuggin/chapter/amazon-recommendation-logic-pot-shards-and-lubricant.md An email from a listener highlights the peculiarities of Amazon's recommendation engine after purchasing "Uncle Don's" book, Pot Shards. The system recommended the book based on a previous purchase of ranch hand spray lubricant, illustrating the "skip logic" used by big data platforms to link disparate consumer items. Keywords: [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [big data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-data.md), [skip logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skip-logic.md), pot shards, [lubricant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lubricant.md) ### Student Data Records and Parental Surveillance - **Episode:** [595: Ottomania](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/595-ottomania.md) - **Published:** 2014-02-27 - **Time:** 2:27:56–2:33:31 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/595-ottomania/chapter/student-data-records-and-parental-surveillance.md The shift to computerized testing allows the state to record a child's psychological profile, such as honesty or political leanings, as part of a permanent record. This data can be used to flag parents whose children express "non-compliant" views. The push for universal Pre-K is viewed as an attempt to begin this "slave training" at an earlier age. Keywords: student records, honesty testing, [skip logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skip-logic.md), [pre-k](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pre-k.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md) ### Human Computer Interface, Skip Logic and COBOL Buzzwords - **Episode:** [121: The Vivek Kundra "Hollow" Deck](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/121-the-vivek-kundra-hollow-deck.md) - **Published:** 2009-08-13 - **Time:** 35:10–43:24 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/121-the-vivek-kundra-hollow-deck/chapter/human-computer-interface-skip-logic-and-cobol-buzzwords.md Vivek Kundra predicts a shift in the human-computer interface, moving away from "binary or COBOL ways" of interaction toward more intuitive systems like a Star Trek holodeck. 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