# Signet Ring on The No Agenda Show Signet Ring comes up in 165 chapters across 162 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from August 2010 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 165 - **Episodes:** 162 - **Discussed:** August 2010 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [Peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [Roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [Value For Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [Round Table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [Birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [Birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [No Agenda Nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 165 ### Sir Procrastinator and the Rolling Stones Analogy - **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-30 - **Time:** 3:35:49–3:39:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/sir-procrastinator-and-the-rolling-stones-analogy.md An anonymous donor is knighted as "Sir Procrastinator" after donating since 2011 without claiming a title. Sir Infinitis compares the show's end to the Rolling Stones continuing without their drummer, Charlie Watts, and praises the hosts for building a genuine worldwide family. He requests the "Noodle Gun" and "Fisting Nuts" jingles. Keywords: sir procrastinator, woodland hills, sir infinitis, [rolling stones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rolling-stones.md), charlie watts, [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md) ### Birthday Celebrations and Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1910: Media Murder](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1910-media-murder.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-08 - **Time:** 2:33:47–2:38:42 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1910-media-murder/chapter/birthday-celebrations-and-knighting-ceremony.md The hosts celebrate several birthdays within the community, including Estella Brunetti's 14th birthday. A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for new Dames and Knights, who will receive signet rings and certificates of authenticity signed by the hosts. This tradition reinforces the community bond and rewards high-level producers for their ongoing support of the value-for-value model. Keywords: [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony for Sir R.C. Mouse and Sir Duane - **Episode:** [1908: Chivatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-01 - **Time:** 2:28:11–2:31:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1908-chivatican/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-sir-r-c-mouse-and-sir-duane.md Adam Curry conducts a formal knighting ceremony for Sir R.C. Mouse and Sir Duane of the Porcelain Throne. The ceremony includes the traditional reading of the "Hookers and Blow" list of celebratory items and the granting of signet rings from No Agenda Rings. Curry welcomes the new knights to the roundtable and thanks them for their significant financial support of the program. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [no agenda rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-rings.md), [hookers and blow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers-and-blow.md), [mutton and mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton-and-mead.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Order of the Ant and Sign-Off - **Episode:** [1901: Neighbor Narcs](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1901-neighbor-narcs.md) - **Published:** 2026-09-06 - **Time:** 2:14:58–2:21:38 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1901-neighbor-narcs/chapter/knighting-ceremony-order-of-the-ant-and-sign-off.md The show concludes with a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Joshua Caraballo and the induction of a new member into the Order of the Ant. Listeners are encouraged to visit NoAgendaRings.com for signet rings and commemorative pins. Adam Curry provides a final reminder of the "Value for Value" mission and signs off with his signature "Adios mofos" before the closing music mix. 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They also announce a title change for "Baronet Nobody of New Jersey" and celebrate several birthdays, including the birth of "Miles the Coffee Kid," son of Eli the Coffee Guy. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sir danny, cumberland county, [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [baronet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronet.md), [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), miles the coffee kid ### Knighthood Nounsication and the Round Table - **Episode:** [1890: Flock Off!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1890-flock-off.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-30 - **Time:** 3:18:42–3:29:37 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1890-flock-off/chapter/knighthood-nounsication-and-the-round-table.md The hosts perform the formal "nounsication" of new Knights and Dames who have donated $1,000 or more. New titles include Sir Matt of the Flight Levels and Dame Ulyani. The ceremony includes the traditional granting of "hookers and blow" (symbolically) and instructions on how to obtain No Agenda signet rings. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Signet Rings, Mutton and Mead - **Episode:** [1887: The Stick Works](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1887-the-stick-works.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-19 - **Time:** 2:39:35–2:41:57 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1887-the-stick-works/chapter/knighting-ceremony-signet-rings-mutton-and-mead.md The formal knighting ceremony for Dame Rebecca at the Mic and Sir Skibbity of St. Petersburg is conducted. The hosts list the traditional (and humorous) items available at the No Agenda Round Table, such as "Mutton & Mead" and "Hookers & Blow." New knights and dames are directed to NoahJenTheRings.com to claim their signet rings and certificates. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [mutton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mutton.md), [mead](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mead.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, No Agenda Signet Rings - **Episode:** [1884: Code Brown](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1884-code-brown.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-09 - **Time:** 2:38:51–2:43:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1884-code-brown/chapter/knighting-ceremony-no-agenda-signet-rings.md The hosts conduct a formal knighting ceremony for several high-tier donors, including Sir Jack Ash and Sir Rocka of the Spicy Mountains. They discuss the "roundtable" menu, which includes a specific 1987 Caymus Cabernet Sauvignon. Information is provided regarding the official No Agenda signet rings available for knights and dames, which come with a certificate of authenticity and sealing wax. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), caymus, [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [knighting ceremony](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting-ceremony.md) ### No Agenda Rings, Signet Ring Shipment - **Episode:** [1883: Orgy of Socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1883-orgy-of-socialism.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-05 - **Time:** 2:33:16–2:35:02 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1883-orgy-of-socialism/chapter/no-agenda-rings-signet-ring-shipment.md The hosts promote the official No Agenda signet rings available for Knights and Dames. They announce that a new shipment of rings has arrived, addressing previous delays caused by the complexity of managing various ring sizes. Listeners who have been waiting for their premiums are encouraged to contact the show's support email. 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The tool allows users to melt wax beads or sticks without using a lighter, facilitating the creation of traditional wax seals. Keywords: [trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trump.md), [ai voice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai-voice.md), wax warmer, [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), seals ### Antifa Book Club Art, Knighthood Ceremony and Signet Rings - **Episode:** [1881: Cow Cartel](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1881-cow-cartel.md) - **Published:** 2026-06-28 - **Time:** 2:29:00–2:38:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1881-cow-cartel/chapter/antifa-book-club-art-knighthood-ceremony-and-signet-rings.md The hosts review the "Antifa Book Club" artwork by Darren O'Neill and discuss the lack of "inspired" art in the current cycle. A formal knighthood ceremony is held for Brendan Flemmer and LP McHenry, granting them titles and access to the "roundtable" perks like "Hookers & Blow" and "Geishas & Sake." New knights are encouraged to provide their ring sizes for official No Agenda signet rings. Keywords: antifa book club, [darren o'neill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darren-o-neill.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), harlots and howl ball, [order of the heart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/order-of-the-heart.md) ### Knighting Ceremony for Sir Dakota Walker - **Episode:** [1879: Grace and Assurance](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1879-grace-and-assurance.md) - **Published:** 2026-06-21 - **Time:** 2:41:16–2:44:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1879-grace-and-assurance/chapter/knighting-ceremony-for-sir-dakota-walker.md Dakota Walker of Portland, Maine, is officially knighted into the No Agenda Round Table following a $1,000 donation. The ceremony includes the traditional presentation of "hookers and blow" (metaphorically) and the promise of a signet ring for sealing correspondence. Sir Dakota is welcomed to the community of producers who provide the "time, talent, and treasure" necessary to sustain the broadcast. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), dakota walker, [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [portland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/portland.md), [maine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maine.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Wild Bill, and No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1877: Flim Flam](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1877-flim-flam.md) - **Published:** 2026-06-14 - **Time:** 2:20:28–2:23:09 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1877-flim-flam/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-wild-bill-and-no-agenda-rings.md Brent Stricker is officially knighted as "Sir Wild Bill, Liberator of California" in a formal ceremony. As a new knight in the Order of the Heart, he is granted access to the "roundtable" and will receive a No Agenda signet ring and wax seal. The hosts recite the traditional list of eccentric refreshments available to the peerage. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sir wild bill, [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md) ### Peerage Updates, Boob Donations, and Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1874: Kennel Index](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1874-kennel-index.md) - **Published:** 2026-06-04 - **Time:** 2:35:29–2:43:58 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1874-kennel-index/chapter/peerage-updates-boob-donations-and-knighting-ceremony.md The show concludes its donor recognition with peerage updates, including Sir Fast Eddie of Alameda becoming a Baronet. The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for the new Knights and Dames, inviting them to the "Roundtable" and providing instructions on how to obtain their official No Agenda signet rings. Keywords: [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [baronet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronet.md), [boobs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boobs.md), [f-35](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/f-35.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md) ### Knighting Ceremony and No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1868: Lubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1868-lubio.md) - **Published:** 2026-05-14 - **Time:** 2:44:57–2:49:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1868-lubio/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-no-agenda-rings.md Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Sifu El Padrino and Sir Boobalot of the Boot Heel. They promote the custom signet rings available at noagendarings.com, which come with sealing wax for authentic correspondence. The ceremony concludes with the traditional "Hookers & Blow" and "Gerbils Breast Milk" celebratory toasts. 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Keywords: [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [order of the heart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/order-of-the-heart.md), [red knight](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/red-knight.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md) ### Order of the Heart, Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1865: Wide Awakes](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1865-wide-awakes.md) - **Published:** 2026-05-03 - **Time:** 2:24:48–2:28:26 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1865-wide-awakes/chapter/order-of-the-heart-knighting-ceremony.md Jason Peterson is officially knighted as a Red Knight Commodore in the Order of the Heart. The ceremony includes the presentation of a limited edition pin and a signet ring. The hosts welcome him to the "Round Table," acknowledging his long-term financial commitment to the program. 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Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [order of the heart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/order-of-the-heart.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), james pelliccio ### Layaway Knights and Dames Induction - **Episode:** [1860: micro-dosing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1860-micro-dosing.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-16 - **Time:** 2:30:31–2:33:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1860-micro-dosing/chapter/layaway-knights-and-dames-induction.md Several listeners who completed their "layaway" donation goals are officially inducted as Knights and Dames. Priscilla Rubio is named Dame Alice Serpe of California, and other new members are assigned their virtual refreshments at the roundtable. The hosts promote the No Agenda signet rings available for verified Knights and Dames. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [layaway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/layaway.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md) ### Order of the Heart Induction and No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1859: Splashdown](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1859-splashdown.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-12 - **Time:** 2:33:59–2:38:21 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1859-splashdown/chapter/order-of-the-heart-induction-and-no-agenda-rings.md The "Order of the Heart" ceremony officially inducted Sir John of the Northern Snow-Capped Forests, Sir Codesalot, and Baroness Sandcat, who will receive custom lapel pins. The hosts also promoted "No Agenda Rings," which offers signet rings and sealing wax for producers to use in their official correspondence. 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