# Sealing Wax on The No Agenda Show Sealing Wax comes up in 39 chapters across 39 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from March 2010 to August 2026. - **Chapters:** 39 - **Episodes:** 39 - **Discussed:** March 2010 – August 2026 - **Related topics:** [Knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [Knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [Peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [Roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [Signet Rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [Round Table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [Birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [Certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md), [Dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 39 ### Final Donor Roll, Knighting of Sir Tree Daddy - **Episode:** [1897: Caconian](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1897-caconian.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-23 - **Time:** 2:27:12–2:32:15 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1897-caconian/chapter/final-donor-roll-knighting-of-sir-tree-daddy.md The final list of donors is read, including Sir Victor of the Willamette Valley and Sir Nate of the Rogue Valley. Adam Curry officially knights Sir Tree Daddy, Sir Double J, and Sir Foam of the Dan Barre, assigning them their virtual roundtable refreshments. He reminds the new knights and dames to visit the show's website to claim their rings and wax seals. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [willamette valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/willamette-valley.md), rogue valley, [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), wax seals ### Trump Voice ISO, Electric Wax Warmer Tip - **Episode:** [1883: Orgy of Socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1883-orgy-of-socialism.md) - **Published:** 2026-07-05 - **Time:** 2:38:07–2:41:18 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1883-orgy-of-socialism/chapter/trump-voice-iso-electric-wax-warmer-tip.md The hosts select an AI-generated voice clip of Donald Trump for the end-of-show "ISO." John Dvorak provides the "Tip of the Day," recommending an $8.98 electric wax seal warmer from Amazon for use with the No Agenda signet rings. The tool allows users to melt wax beads or sticks without using a lighter, facilitating the creation of traditional wax seals. Keywords: [trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trump.md), [ai voice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ai-voice.md), wax warmer, [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), seals ### Knighting Ceremony and No Agenda Rings - **Episode:** [1868: Lubio](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1868-lubio.md) - **Published:** 2026-05-14 - **Time:** 2:44:57–2:49:43 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1868-lubio/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-no-agenda-rings.md Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak perform a formal knighting ceremony for Sir Sifu El Padrino and Sir Boobalot of the Boot Heel. They promote the custom signet rings available at noagendarings.com, which come with sealing wax for authentic correspondence. The ceremony concludes with the traditional "Hookers & Blow" and "Gerbils Breast Milk" celebratory toasts. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sifu el padrino, boobalot, [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md) ### Knighthood Ceremony, Sir Andrew of Carmelot, Sealing Wax - **Episode:** [1523: Tank Talk](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1523-tank-talk.md) - **Published:** 2023-01-22 - **Time:** 2:12:14–2:16:24 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1523-tank-talk/chapter/knighthood-ceremony-sir-andrew-of-carmelot-sealing-wax.md Drew Williams of Carmel, Indiana, was officially knighted as "Sir Andrew of Carmelot" after reaching the $1,000 cumulative donation threshold. New knights receive a certificate of authenticity and sealing wax to use on their official correspondence. The ceremony serves as a formal recognition of the highest level of individual support within the show's "value for value" ecosystem. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [carmel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carmel.md), [indiana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/indiana.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), [certificate of authenticity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificate-of-authenticity.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Sir Dale Muzziko - **Episode:** [1522: Boiling Ocean](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1522-boiling-ocean.md) - **Published:** 2023-01-19 - **Time:** 2:20:59–2:23:37 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1522-boiling-ocean/chapter/knighting-ceremony-sir-dale-muzziko.md Dale Muzziko is knighted as "Sir Dale Muzziko, Knight of the Red Tail Ranch" following a $1,000 donation. The hosts perform the traditional knighting ceremony, offering a list of humorous "rewards" like "Hookers and Blow" and "Rent Boys Chardonnay." They also discuss the logistics of sending out No Agenda signet rings and the inclusion of George Washington sealing wax stamps in the packages. Keywords: dale muzziko, [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), red tail ranch, [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Signet Rings - **Episode:** [1503: Strung Out](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1503-strung-out.md) - **Published:** 2022-11-13 - **Time:** 2:39:07–2:40:42 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1503-strung-out/chapter/knighting-ceremony-signet-rings.md The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for several listeners, including Dame Savvy TP and Sir Rockboy. New Knights and Dames are instructed on how to receive their signet rings and sealing wax through the show's official fulfillment process. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md) ### Dame Shauna Norberg, Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1484: Do It For Ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1484-do-it-for-ukraine.md) - **Published:** 2022-09-08 - **Time:** 2:37:05–2:39:44 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1484-do-it-for-ukraine/chapter/dame-shauna-norberg-knighting-ceremony.md Shauna Norberg is officially bestowed with the title of "Dame" following a significant contribution. The hosts describe the perks of the "Roundtable," including the delivery of a signet ring and golden sealing wax for official correspondence. A story is shared about a flight attendant who used the wax to seal a birthday card, illustrating the real-world application of the show's honors. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md), shauna norberg, [signet ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-ring.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md) ### Birthday List, Title Changes, Knighting Ceremony - **Episode:** [1431: Red Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1431-red-austin.md) - **Published:** 2022-03-06 - **Time:** 2:52:01–2:56:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1431-red-austin/chapter/birthday-list-title-changes-knighting-ceremony.md The show's birthday list is read, followed by official title changes and a knighting ceremony for Lydia Gaston and Josh Adams. The hosts describe the symbolic items at the round table and the "accoutrements" provided to new knights and dames, including official rings and sealing wax. Keywords: [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), [ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ring.md) ### Birthday List, Knighting Ceremony and Rings - **Episode:** [1425: Brain Fog](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1425-brain-fog.md) - **Published:** 2022-02-13 - **Time:** 2:53:58–2:56:51 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1425-brain-fog/chapter/birthday-list-knighting-ceremony-and-rings.md The hosts celebrate birthdays for several producers and perform a formal knighting ceremony. They provide instructions for new Knights and Dames to claim their official rings and certificates of authenticity from the No Agenda Nation website. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [noagendanation.com](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/noagendanation-com.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md) ### Make Goods, Knighting Ceremony, Sealing Wax - **Episode:** [1402: Sour Crude](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1402-sour-crude.md) - **Published:** 2021-11-25 - **Time:** 3:02:27–3:08:36 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1402-sour-crude/chapter/make-goods-knighting-ceremony-sealing-wax.md Administrative "make goods" are addressed for producers whose donations or notes were previously misattributed. A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for several new members of the No Agenda Round Table, including "Dame Noodle Nuker" and "Sir Leadbelly." The hosts describe the fictional perks of the Round Table, such as mutton and mead. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), make goods, [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md) ### Knighting Ceremony and Multi-Colored Sealing Wax - **Episode:** [1387: Clippers 'n Whittlers](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1387-clippers-n-whittlers.md) - **Published:** 2021-10-03 - **Time:** 2:46:24–2:49:30 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1387-clippers-n-whittlers/chapter/knighting-ceremony-and-multi-colored-sealing-wax.md The official knighting ceremony for episode 1387 inducted Sir Amzie, Dame Queen of One-Liners, and Dame Kim Keeper of the Nutty Fluffers. New knights and dames are entitled to certificates of authenticity and multi-colored sealing wax for their correspondence. The ceremony emphasizes the "production value" provided by these high-tier supporters of the independent media model. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [damehood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/damehood.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Blue Sealing Wax Mystery - **Episode:** [1384: Code Red](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1384-code-red.md) - **Published:** 2021-09-23 - **Time:** 3:00:06–3:03:40 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1384-code-red/chapter/knighting-ceremony-blue-sealing-wax-mystery.md The hosts perform the formal knighting ceremony for several new Knights and Dames, including Dame Deborah the Founder and Sir Chris Fox. A brief discussion ensues regarding the color of sealing wax used for the official envelopes, with mentions of blue and gold wax being sent to producers. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [signet rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/signet-rings.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), [birthday list](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday-list.md), [baronet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronet.md) ### No Agenda Knighting Ceremony, Ring and Wax Seals - **Episode:** [1369: COVID Roulette](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1369-covid-roulette.md) - **Published:** 2021-08-01 - **Time:** 2:58:34–3:01:55 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1369-covid-roulette/chapter/no-agenda-knighting-ceremony-ring-and-wax-seals.md The hosts conduct an official knighting ceremony for Dame Kim and Sir C Sharp, welcoming them to the No Agenda Roundtable. New knights and dames are directed to NoAgendaNation.com to receive their official rings, wax seals, and certificates of authenticity as symbols of their high-level support for the program. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [dame](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dame.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), wax seals, [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Rings and Certificates - **Episode:** [1346: Maxinated](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1346-maxinated.md) - **Published:** 2021-05-14 - **Time:** 3:10:40–3:12:22 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1346-maxinated/chapter/knighting-ceremony-rings-and-certificates.md The formal knighting ceremony concludes with instructions for the new Knights and Dames to visit the No Agenda Nation website to secure their official rings and certificates. The hosts encourage the new nobility to share their status on No Agenda Social. Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), [certificates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/certificates.md), [no agenda nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-nation.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md) ### Knighting and Daming Ceremony, Ring Sizes - **Episode:** [1342: Disinfo Dozen](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1342-disinfo-dozen.md) - **Published:** 2021-04-29 - **Time:** 3:04:27–3:07:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1342-disinfo-dozen/chapter/knighting-and-daming-ceremony-ring-sizes.md The official knighting ceremony for "Baron Crack," "Dame Valerie," and "Sir Worms" is conducted, with the hosts announcing their new titles. Producers who donate over $1,000 are eligible for official No Agenda rings and certificates. The segment includes a humorous list of potential "pairing" options for the new nobles, ranging from "Hookers and Blow" to "Boba and Stinky Tofu." Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [rings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rings.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), boba, [chardonnay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chardonnay.md) ### Final Donation Segment, Knight and Dame Ring Ceremony - **Episode:** [1338: Forever Wars](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1338-forever-wars.md) - **Published:** 2021-04-15 - **Time:** 3:49:34–4:02:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1338-forever-wars/chapter/final-donation-segment-knight-and-dame-ring-ceremony.md The final donation segment acknowledges contributors at the $50 and $100 levels. The hosts perform a "knighting ceremony" for new members of the No Agenda Roundtable, offering them symbolic items like "mutton and meat" and "Acapulco gold." Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [roundtable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roundtable.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Ring Measurements and Final Credits - **Episode:** [1322: Dark Fate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1322-dark-fate.md) - **Published:** 2021-02-18 - **Time:** 3:00:42–3:06:03 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1322-dark-fate/chapter/knighting-ceremony-ring-measurements-and-final-credits.md The formal knighting ceremony concludes with the bestowal of titles upon Sir Benayden von Eyemouden, Sir Fauci's throat, and Sir Trickles of Greenwich. New knights are directed to the No Agenda Nation website to provide measurements for their official rings. The segment features the traditional "mutton and mead" proclamation and a review of the show's decentralized social media presence. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [pablum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pablum.md), [no agenda social](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-social.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md) ### Knighthood Ceremony, Round Table Menu - **Episode:** [1313: Q Victims](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1313-q-victims.md) - **Published:** 2021-01-17 - **Time:** 3:33:01–3:36:41 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1313-q-victims/chapter/knighthood-ceremony-round-table-menu.md The formal knighting ceremony for episode 1313 is conducted, ordaining several new knights and dames. The "Round Table" menu is recited, featuring eclectic items like stinky cheese, colostrum, sapphire martinis, and Macintosh apples. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), stinky cheese, [bordeaux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bordeaux.md), sapphire gin ### Knighting Ceremony, Title Upgrades, Round Table - **Episode:** [1305: Palin Pardon](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1305-palin-pardon.md) - **Published:** 2020-12-20 - **Time:** 2:50:06–2:52:14 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1305-palin-pardon/chapter/knighting-ceremony-title-upgrades-round-table.md A formal knighting ceremony is conducted for Kevin Sawant, Michael Conte, and Keith Sarlous, who are welcomed to the "illustrious club" of No Agenda Knights. Title upgrades are also announced for Viscount Dirty Dick Bangs and Baron Crack. The hosts describe the symbolic perks of the Round Table and promise to send out official certificates and night rings to the new inductees. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [viscount](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viscount.md), [baron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baron.md), [sealing wax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sealing-wax.md), [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md) ### Knighting Ceremony, Signet Rings, Arnold Palmer - **Episode:** [1286: Rory's Dad](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1286-rory-s-dad.md) - **Published:** 2020-10-15 - **Time:** 3:12:13–3:14:34 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1286-rory-s-dad/chapter/knighting-ceremony-signet-rings-arnold-palmer.md During the knighting ceremony, Will Robertson was dubbed "Sir Robertson of Two Sticks" and Christine Frost became "Dame Christine." New knights receive official certificates and signet rings with sealing wax. 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