# Scientology on The No Agenda Show

Scientology comes up in 29 chapters across 28 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from August 2009 to January 2026.

- **Chapters:** 29
- **Episodes:** 28
- **Discussed:** August 2009 – January 2026
- **Related topics:** [L. Ron Hubbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/l-ron-hubbard.md), [E-meter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-meter.md), [Clearwater](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clearwater.md), [John Travolta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-travolta.md), [Tom Cruise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-cruise.md), [Anonymous](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anonymous.md), [Artwork](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/artwork.md), [Canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [Dianetics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dianetics.md), [Florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 29

### John Mappin, Scientology and the British Royal Nexus

- **Episode:** [1831: Donroe Doctrine](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1831-donroe-doctrine.md)
- **Published:** 2026-01-04
- **Time:** 2:36:07–2:43:22
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1831-donroe-doctrine/chapter/john-mappin-scientology-and-the-british-royal-nexus.md

Nick Fuentes recently highlighted the influence of John Mappin, a Scientologist and heir to a jewelry fortune tied to the British Crown Jewels. Mappin is allegedly a key figure connecting American conservative figures like Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk to British "nexus" interests. The hosts conclude with an analysis of the British monarchy's enduring global influence and their perceived disregard for the "plebs."

Keywords: john mappin, [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [candace owens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/candace-owens.md), [charlie kirk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-kirk.md), british royalty

### No Agenda Value-for-Value and Community Support

- **Episode:** [1750: SPLESH!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1750-splesh.md)
- **Published:** 2025-03-27
- **Time:** 2:16:27–2:25:30
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1750-splesh/chapter/no-agenda-value-for-value-and-community-support.md

The No Agenda show continues to operate on a "value-for-value" model, relying on listener donations of time, talent, and treasure rather than traditional advertising. Recent community contributions include custom show artwork, jingles, and the donation of E-meters from a listener with ties to Scientology. The hosts emphasized the importance of modern podcast apps for real-time interaction and the global network of producer-organized meetups.

Keywords: [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [podcasting 2.0](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting-2-0.md), [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), e-meters, [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [artwork](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/artwork.md)

### Pam Bondi and Scientology Smear Allegations

- **Episode:** [1749: Gynocracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1749-gynocracy.md)
- **Published:** 2025-03-23
- **Time:** 39:22–43:21
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1749-gynocracy/chapter/pam-bondi-and-scientology-smear-allegations.md

Attorney General Pam Bondi has faced allegations regarding her associations with the Church of Scientology in Florida. The discussion touches on the history of the church's recruitment tactics and the technical nature of the "E-meter" device used in their auditing processes.

Keywords: [pam bondi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pam-bondi.md), [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [e-meter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-meter.md), [l. ron hubbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/l-ron-hubbard.md), [florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md)

### Wuhan Lab Leak Theory and Media Reversals

- **Episode:** [1510: Trump Op](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1510-trump-op.md)
- **Published:** 2022-12-08
- **Time:** 2:52:14–2:57:32
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1510-trump-op/chapter/wuhan-lab-leak-theory-and-media-reversals.md

New reports from the Wuhan Institute of Virology suggest the U.S. was "hand in glove" with China regarding the origins of COVID-19. The media's shifting stance on the lab leak theory is analyzed. Additionally, the death of actress Kirstie Alley is discussed, noting her status as a Scientologist and her likely avoidance of vaccines.

Keywords: [wuhan institute of virology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wuhan-institute-of-virology.md), [lab leak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lab-leak.md), [wion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wion.md), [maria bartiromo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maria-bartiromo.md), kirstie alley, [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md)

### Executive Producer Donations, No Agenda Shop, Long COVID

- **Episode:** [1433: Vodka and Diamonds](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1433-vodka-and-diamonds.md)
- **Published:** 2022-04-11
- **Time:** 1:43:21–1:49:17
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1433-vodka-and-diamonds/chapter/executive-producer-donations-no-agenda-shop-long-covid.md

Tony Cabrera and the No Agenda Shop are thanked for their top donation. Professional singer Tillian Pearson donates $500 and shares his experience with "long COVID" vocal issues, which resonates with one of the hosts. Betty Solero is knighted as Dame Bullysteed following a $433 donation.

Keywords: [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [no agenda shop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-shop.md), [long covid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/long-covid.md), tillian pearson, [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md)

### Tom Cruise Mission Impossible Rant, Scientology PR, and Audio Leaks

- **Episode:** [1304: Ten Days of Darkness](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1304-ten-days-of-darkness.md)
- **Published:** 2020-12-19
- **Time:** 22:48–28:00
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1304-ten-days-of-darkness/chapter/tom-cruise-mission-impossible-rant-scientology-pr-and-audio-leaks.md

Leaked audio from the set of the new Mission Impossible movie features Tom Cruise shouting at crew members for violating COVID-19 safety protocols. The hosts analyze the recording as a potential PR stunt intended to show Hollywood's commitment to safety and production continuity.

Keywords: [tom cruise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-cruise.md), [mission impossible](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mission-impossible.md), [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), covid protocols, [the sun](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-sun.md), [hollywood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hollywood.md)

### Measles Outbreak and Vaccine Propaganda

- **Episode:** [1135: Miss Lawyer USA](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa.md)
- **Published:** 2019-05-05
- **Time:** 1:28:08–1:33:52
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/measles-outbreak-and-vaccine-propaganda.md

The hosts discuss the 2019 measles outbreak, including a quarantined Scientology cruise ship and a moviegoer who attended "Avengers: Endgame" while infected. They play clips from NPR featuring Dr. William Schaffner, who advocates for universal vaccination to end the outbreak. The hosts question the "scare tactics" used in the media, noting that current case numbers are similar to those seen in 2014.

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### Scientology Cruise Ship, Measles Quarantine

- **Episode:** [1134: Opinion People](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1134-opinion-people.md)
- **Published:** 2019-05-05
- **Time:** 1:37:49–1:42:06
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1134-opinion-people/chapter/scientology-cruise-ship-measles-quarantine.md

A cruise ship owned by the Church of Scientology, the Freewinds, was quarantined in St. Lucia due to a measles outbreak. Health officials prevented 300 passengers and crew from disembarking after a female crew member was diagnosed. The hosts discuss the "fear-mongering" statistics provided by media outlets like CNBC regarding the virus's contagiousness.

Keywords: church of scientology, st. lucia, [measles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/measles.md), sea org, [quarantine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/quarantine.md)

### Scientology E-Meter Delivery, Pussy Hat Archivism

- **Episode:** [1001: Sexual Terrorism](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1001-sexual-terrorism.md)
- **Published:** 2018-01-21
- **Time:** 1:33–2:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1001-sexual-terrorism/chapter/scientology-e-meter-delivery-pussy-hat-archivism.md

An anecdote describes the receipt of a Scientology E-meter for personal use during dinner parties. The conversation briefly touches on the lack of participation in the Women's March and the collection of cultural artifacts like the "pussy hat."

Keywords: [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [e-meter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-meter.md), [women's march](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/women-s-march.md), [pussy hat](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pussy-hat.md), [archivist](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archivist.md)

### Scientology E-Meter Acquisition and Technical Impressions

- **Episode:** [995: Missile by Nike](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/995-missile-by-nike.md)
- **Published:** 2018-01-02
- **Time:** 15:26–16:44
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/995-missile-by-nike/chapter/scientology-e-meter-acquisition-and-technical-impressions.md

A host describes receiving a modern Scientology E-meter in a professional flight case, complete with instruction booklets and conductive cream. The device is praised for its build quality and aesthetic design, though its functional utility remains a subject of humor.

Keywords: [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [e-meter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-meter.md), [l. ron hubbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/l-ron-hubbard.md), flight case, [technology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technology.md)

### Celebrity Death Predictions and Political Distraction Theories

- **Episode:** [995: Missile by Nike](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/995-missile-by-nike.md)
- **Published:** 2018-01-02
- **Time:** 29:34–33:43
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/995-missile-by-nike/chapter/celebrity-death-predictions-and-political-distraction-theories.md

A discussion explores the theory that major celebrity deaths are sometimes used to distract the public from failed foreign policy maneuvers, citing Michael Jackson's death during the 2009 Iranian Green Revolution. The hosts jokingly speculate on which high-profile pilots, such as Tom Cruise or John Travolta, might be "next" if current Iranian regime change efforts fail.

Keywords: [michael jackson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-jackson.md), [tom cruise](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-cruise.md), [john travolta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-travolta.md), [harrison ford](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harrison-ford.md), [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md)

### Scientology E-Meters and The Fruit Machine

- **Episode:** [989: Stick Controls](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/989-stick-controls.md)
- **Published:** 2017-12-10
- **Time:** 1:32:38–1:38:14
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/989-stick-controls/chapter/scientology-e-meters-and-the-fruit-machine.md

A listener and Scientologist clarifies the difference between the Scientology E-meter and the Canadian "Fruit Machine." While both involve galvanic skin response, the Fruit Machine was a Cold War-era device used by the Canadian government to identify homosexuals through pupillary response tests. The E-meter, designed by Volney Matheson for L. Ron Hubbard, remains a central tool for "auditing" within the Church of Scientology.

Keywords: [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [e-meter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-meter.md), [l. ron hubbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/l-ron-hubbard.md), [fruit machine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fruit-machine.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md)

### No Agenda Show Logistics, Episode 1000 Planning

- **Episode:** [988: Don's Dentures](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/988-don-s-dentures.md)
- **Published:** 2017-12-07
- **Time:** 58:46–1:02:56
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/988-don-s-dentures/chapter/no-agenda-show-logistics-episode-1000-planning.md

The hosts discuss the upcoming 1000th episode of the No Agenda Show and the community-submitted artwork. A specific piece of art featuring a "douchebag e-meter" leads to a discussion about the history of Scientology's psycho-electrometer and its use as a pseudo-scientific tool. Listeners are encouraged to submit art to the No Agenda Art Generator as the milestone approaches.

Keywords: [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [episode 1000](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/episode-1000.md), [artwork](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/artwork.md), [e-meter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-meter.md), [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

### Canadian Fruit Machine and Scientology E-Meters

- **Episode:** [987: Kebab Panic!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic.md)
- **Published:** 2017-12-03
- **Time:** 1:16:52–1:24:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/987-kebab-panic/chapter/canadian-fruit-machine-and-scientology-e-meters.md

The hosts explore the history of the "fruit machine," a device used by the Canadian government in the 1950s and 60s to identify homosexuals in the civil service. The manufacturer of the device, Matheson, later produced the E-meters used by the Church of Scientology. The discussion includes anecdotes about L. Ron Hubbard's motivations for starting the religion, including a desire to avoid taxes.

Keywords: [fruit machine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fruit-machine.md), [lgbtq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lgbtq.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [e-meter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/e-meter.md), [l. ron hubbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/l-ron-hubbard.md)

### Jimmy Kimmel, L. Ron Hubbard Supreme Court Prank

- **Episode:** [808: Happy Countries](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries.md)
- **Published:** 2016-03-17
- **Time:** 1:41:02–1:43:43
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/808-happy-countries/chapter/jimmy-kimmel-l-ron-hubbard-supreme-court-prank.md

Jimmy Kimmel's "Lie Witness News" featured a segment where Los Angeles residents were asked their opinion on President Obama nominating Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard to the Supreme Court. Several interviewees, wanting to appear informed on television, praised the fictional nomination and even supported replacing the Bible with an e-meter for court testimonies. The segment illustrates the public's tendency to feign knowledge about current events.

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### Science of Survival, L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology

- **Episode:** [672: Taboose](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/672-taboose.md)
- **Published:** 2014-11-23
- **Time:** 13:11–16:26
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/672-taboose/chapter/science-of-survival-l-ron-hubbard-and-scientology.md

A package from a No Agenda knight in Australia contained a copy of Science of Survival by L. Ron Hubbard along with a six-page handwritten letter. The book, written after Dianetics, focuses on human tonality and frequencies, prompting a discussion on the lost art of letter writing and the Church of Scientology's recruitment tactics.

Keywords: [l. ron hubbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/l-ron-hubbard.md), science of survival, [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [dianetics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dianetics.md), handwritten letters, [knights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knights.md)

### Language Style Matching, Speed Dating and Show Business

- **Episode:** [651: Plague Grenade](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/651-plague-grenade.md)
- **Published:** 2014-09-11
- **Time:** 2:54:23–2:58:14
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/651-plague-grenade/chapter/language-style-matching-speed-dating-and-show-business.md

The discussion continues on Pennebaker's "language style matching" metric, which can predict if a couple will still be dating months later. The hosts relate this to sales techniques, neuro-linguistic programming (NLP), and the self-centered language often used by people in show business.

Keywords: speed dating, [linguistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linguistics.md), [show business](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/show-business.md), [tony robbins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tony-robbins.md), [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md)

### FEMA Regions and Donor Birthdays

- **Episode:** [543: Kosovo Protocol](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/543-kosovo-protocol.md)
- **Published:** 2013-08-29
- **Time:** 1:14:28–1:17:38
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/543-kosovo-protocol/chapter/fema-regions-and-donor-birthdays.md

Donors from various FEMA regions, including Region 5 (Chicago) and Region 6, are recognized. A contribution from Clearwater, Florida, leads to a mention of the Scientology headquarters and the Sea Org. Several birthdays are added to the show's official list for upcoming recognition.

Keywords: [fema](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fema.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [clearwater](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/clearwater.md), [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md)

### Scientology in Austin, L. Ron Hubbard

- **Episode:** [489: Eat a Baseball](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/489-eat-a-baseball.md)
- **Published:** 2013-02-21
- **Time:** 53:56–56:15
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/489-eat-a-baseball/chapter/scientology-in-austin-l-ron-hubbard.md

A discussion about high-ranking Scientologists moving to Austin leads to a critique of L. Ron Hubbard's book Dianetics. The hosts question the transition from the book's concepts to a formal church structure. They also reference the group Anonymous and its history of attacking the Church of Scientology.

Keywords: [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [l. ron hubbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/l-ron-hubbard.md), [dianetics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dianetics.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [anonymous](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anonymous.md)

### Tom Cruise Divorce, Scientology Numerology, 33 Code

- **Episode:** [422: Chaff Hat](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/422-chaff-hat.md)
- **Published:** 2012-07-01
- **Time:** 2:27–6:11
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/422-chaff-hat/chapter/tom-cruise-divorce-scientology-numerology-33-code.md

The hosts address a flood of listener emails regarding the number 33 in relation to the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce. While some suggest the number is a Scientology code or a reference to Anonymous documents, the discussion dismisses the specific numerological significance in this case while acknowledging 33 as a recurring code in military-industrial circles.

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