# Schiphol on The No Agenda Show

Schiphol comes up in 67 chapters across 55 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from December 2008 to July 2026.

- **Chapters:** 67
- **Episodes:** 55
- **Discussed:** December 2008 – July 2026
- **Related topics:** [Amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [Klm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/klm.md), [Tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [Body Scanners](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/body-scanners.md), [Airport Security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airport-security.md), [Donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [Privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [Surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [Adam Curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [Customs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/customs.md)

## Chapters 1–20 of 67

### Schiphol Airport Automation, Bluetooth LE Hearing Aid Overrides

- **Episode:** [1886: Cytoshitosis](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1886-cytoshitosis.md)
- **Published:** 2026-07-16
- **Time:** 21:04–29:03
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1886-cytoshitosis/chapter/schiphol-airport-automation-bluetooth-le-hearing-aid-overrides.md

A travel experience at Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam highlights new biometric exit booths and "silent airport" signage technology. One host describes how the airport's Low Energy (LE) Bluetooth system overrode his hearing aids to provide directional audio instructions. The conversation transitions into the capabilities of Baofeng walkie-talkies and the potential for signal jamming.

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### Mother's Day Greetings and Hotel Sign Fire Incident

- **Episode:** [1867: Transmission Window](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window.md)
- **Published:** 2026-05-10
- **Time:** 1:47
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window/chapter/mother-s-day-greetings-and-hotel-sign-fire-incident.md

The hosts open the program from Northern California and Amsterdam, offering Mother's Day greetings while noting the absence of their own living mothers. A strange incident is reported involving a hotel sign catching fire outside a guest room window at Schiphol, leaving scorched walls.

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### Netherlands Environmental Policies and Infrastructure Decline

- **Episode:** [1867: Transmission Window](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window.md)
- **Published:** 2026-05-10
- **Time:** 10:25–15:27
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window/chapter/netherlands-environmental-policies-and-infrastructure-decline.md

The Dutch government is moving forward with extreme "green agenda" policies, including the compulsory purchase of farms to reduce nitrogen pollution and a planned ban on cruise ships by 2035. These measures, combined with reduced flight slots at Schiphol and a strained electrical grid unable to support new housing or rapid EV charging, lead the hosts to describe the country as being in decline.

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### Show Outro and End of Show Mixes

- **Episode:** [1867: Transmission Window](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window.md)
- **Published:** 2026-05-10
- **Time:** 2:53:21–2:59:54
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1867-transmission-window/chapter/show-outro-and-end-of-show-mixes.md

The program concludes with a series of musical mixes and a sign-off from the hosts in Amsterdam and Northern California. The final segments touch on themes of media propaganda, declassified UFO files, and the "value-for-value" philosophy that sustains the broadcast.

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### Flying Shame, Carbon Footprints, Travel Trends

- **Episode:** [1756: AG Barbie](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie.md)
- **Published:** 2025-04-17
- **Time:** 18:51–20:32
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1756-ag-barbie/chapter/flying-shame-carbon-footprints-travel-trends.md

The concept of "Fliegschamte" or "flying shame" is gaining traction in Europe, where individuals are socially pressured to feel guilty about their carbon footprint from air travel. Adam Curry notes the hypocrisy of climate activists like Leonardo DiCaprio using private jets while the public is shamed for commercial flights. The term is becoming a significant cultural marker in the Netherlands.

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### Airport Facial Recognition, Biometric Surveillance Technology

- **Episode:** [1725: Artificial Indian](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1725-artificial-indian.md)
- **Published:** 2024-12-29
- **Time:** 1:54–7:11
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1725-artificial-indian/chapter/airport-facial-recognition-biometric-surveillance-technology.md

Travel through Schiphol Airport and Atlanta highlights the rapid implementation of facial recognition technology for customs and boarding. While the system increases efficiency for Global Entry travelers, it raises significant concerns regarding the ability of governments to track or block movement at will. Historical anecdotes suggest that facial recognition algorithms have been highly effective and difficult to deceive for over fifteen years.

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### Schiphol Airport, Lifeline Helicopter Heliport

- **Episode:** [1709: Umpty Ump](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1709-umpty-ump.md)
- **Published:** 2024-11-03
- **Time:** 2:36:20–2:39:40
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1709-umpty-ump/chapter/schiphol-airport-lifeline-helicopter-heliport.md

Following a tragic nightclub fire in Volendam, a host funded the construction of a private heliport in Amsterdam to assist Lifeline medical helicopters. At the time, medical flights were restricted from landing at Schiphol after 7 p.m., delaying critical care for burn victims. The heliport, which required moving a windmill for flight path clearance, was eventually sold for one euro to ensure its continued operation for emergency services.

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### Schiphol Airport Jet Engine Incident and Dutch Suicides

- **Episode:** [1664: Friendshoring](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1664-friendshoring.md)
- **Published:** 2024-05-30
- **Time:** 1:13:49–1:16:31
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1664-friendshoring/chapter/schiphol-airport-jet-engine-incident-and-dutch-suicides.md

A person was killed after being sucked into a jet engine of a KLM Cityhopper plane at Schiphol Airport as it prepared for takeoff. While the identity of the individual has not been released, there is speculation that the incident may have been a suicide, a common occurrence in the Dutch transit system. The tragedy caused significant disruption at the airport and was witnessed by numerous passengers on the Embraer aircraft.

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### Amsterdam Travel Logistics, Newsletter Timing Error

- **Episode:** [1581: Quippy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy.md)
- **Published:** 2023-08-13
- **Time:** 2:45
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy/chapter/amsterdam-travel-logistics-newsletter-timing-error.md

Adam Curry reports from Amsterdam after a scheduling error caused the podcast to start later than planned. He describes a dinner with his sister and wife, Tina, where he missed a newsletter update regarding the early start time. The hosts discuss the immediate reaction on Twitter and the logistics of broadcasting from a hotel near Schiphol Airport.

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### Schiphol VIP Center, Royal Treatment in Amsterdam

- **Episode:** [1581: Quippy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy.md)
- **Published:** 2023-08-13
- **Time:** 9:44–12:53
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy/chapter/schiphol-vip-center-royal-treatment-in-amsterdam.md

A detailed account describes a VIP arrival service at Schiphol Airport, involving a private escort from the jetway to an Audi limousine. The experience included private military customs clearance and access to the VIP Center, which features royal memorabilia and high-end catering. The summary notes the presence of gold leaf on breakfast items and the luxury of the "canal house" suite.

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### Show Logistics, Hay Song Sarsaparilla

- **Episode:** [1581: Quippy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy.md)
- **Published:** 2023-08-13
- **Time:** 1:56:42–1:59:46
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy/chapter/show-logistics-hay-song-sarsaparilla.md

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak discuss their beverage choices, including Hay Song Sarsaparilla from China. They promote the "Value for Value" model and the use of modern podcast apps like Podverse. The hosts reiterate their independence from corporate sponsors and strategic advisor roles, emphasizing that they do not take "points" or equity in the apps they recommend.

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### ATM Exchange Rates, Music and Sky Festival

- **Episode:** [1581: Quippy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy.md)
- **Published:** 2023-08-13
- **Time:** 2:12:57–2:18:19
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1581-quippy/chapter/atm-exchange-rates-music-and-sky-festival.md

Adam Curry complains about predatory exchange rates at Schiphol Airport ATMs. Dr. Disorder donates and promotes the "Music and Sky" micro-festival in Southern California. The hosts discuss the movie "Gran Turismo" and its connection to a show producer. Dr. Disorder's knighthood request includes a specific vintage of Chateau d'Yquem and DMT.

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### European Airport Chaos, Known Traveler Digital Identity

- **Episode:** [1456: Verbate](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1456-verbate.md)
- **Published:** 2022-06-02
- **Time:** 51:19–54:09
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1456-verbate/chapter/european-airport-chaos-known-traveler-digital-identity.md

Major European hubs like Schiphol and Heathrow are experiencing severe flight cancellations and security delays attributed to staffing shortages. The World Economic Forum's "Known Traveler Digital Identity" program, partnered with Canada and the Netherlands, is discussed as a potential "problem-reaction-solution" to these delays. The program uses biometrics and digital IDs to streamline travel, raising concerns about the implementation of a global surveillance infrastructure.

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### Schiphol Airport, KLM Flights, South Africa Travel Bans

- **Episode:** [1403: In Silico](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1403-in-silico.md)
- **Published:** 2021-11-28
- **Time:** 22:45–25:13
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1403-in-silico/chapter/schiphol-airport-klm-flights-south-africa-travel-bans.md

Passengers arriving from South Africa at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport were detained and tested following the announcement of travel restrictions. Reports indicate 61 positive cases were found among passengers on two KLM flights.

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### Schiphol VIP Center, International Travel and COVID Theater

- **Episode:** [1378: Yer Boy Amy](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1378-yer-boy-amy.md)
- **Published:** 2021-09-02
- **Time:** 4:51–9:05
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1378-yer-boy-amy/chapter/schiphol-vip-center-international-travel-and-covid-theater.md

A traveler describes the experience of using the Schiphol VIP Center in Amsterdam, a service formerly reserved for royalty that is now commercially available for approximately $200. The service includes private security, personal lounges, and on-site customs processing. Upon returning to Dallas, the traveler notes that COVID-19 testing documentation was not requested by US customs agents, suggesting the protocols have become "security theater" integrated with new Face ID technology.

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### New York Traveler Health Forms and Funeral Home Clinics

- **Episode:** [1341: Bunny Hugging](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1341-bunny-hugging.md)
- **Published:** 2021-04-25
- **Time:** 51:19–53:34
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1341-bunny-hugging/chapter/new-york-traveler-health-forms-and-funeral-home-clinics.md

A traveler arriving at JFK from Amsterdam reports new questions on New York State health forms regarding vaccination status and COVID-19 history. In Chicago, a funeral home begins hosting vaccination clinics. Meanwhile, the CDC considers relaxing outdoor mask guidance for vaccinated individuals.

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### Pearl Harbor Day Remembrance, Media Coverage Discrepancy

- **Episode:** [1197: Fossil Fools](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1197-fossil-fools.md)
- **Published:** 2019-12-12
- **Time:** 2:31
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1197-fossil-fools/chapter/pearl-harbor-day-remembrance-media-coverage-discrepancy.md

The hosts open the program from Amsterdam and Northern Silicon Valley, noting the lack of media attention regarding the anniversary of Pearl Harbor Day. While the event was historically significant, it appears to have been largely ignored by both the American and international press in favor of football and current political news. One host shares a personal connection, mentioning a grandfather who served as a Navy Lieutenant Commander during the war.

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### Amsterdam Airport Travel Report and TSA Security Experience

- **Episode:** [1196: Clinton Kildepstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1196-clinton-kildepstein.md)
- **Published:** 2019-12-08
- **Time:** 0:00–2:25
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1196-clinton-kildepstein/chapter/amsterdam-airport-travel-report-and-tsa-security-experience.md

A host reports on a recent trip from Austin to Amsterdam, noting an unusually smooth experience with TSA security despite carrying a full studio equipment bag. The flight arrived early due to tailwinds, though KLM is criticized for a lack of functional Wi-Fi on the aircraft.

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### Air Europa Hijack False Alarm at Schiphol Airport

- **Episode:** [1188: Greta Doomberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1188-greta-doomberg.md)
- **Published:** 2019-11-10
- **Time:** 9:12
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1188-greta-doomberg/chapter/air-europa-hijack-false-alarm-at-schiphol-airport.md

A major security scare occurred at Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam after an Air Europa pilot mistakenly triggered a 7500 transponder code, signaling a hijacking. The error resulted in a massive military and police response, grounding flights for two hours. Reports suggest the captain may have been demonstrating cockpit procedures to an intern when the code was entered.

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### Climate Policy Extremism and Schiphol Electric Taxi Mandates

- **Episode:** [1188: Greta Doomberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1188-greta-doomberg.md)
- **Published:** 2019-11-10
- **Time:** 18:50–24:20
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1188-greta-doomberg/chapter/climate-policy-extremism-and-schiphol-electric-taxi-mandates.md

The Dutch political class is pushing aggressive climate policies, including a mandate that only electric taxis can operate at Schiphol Airport. Proposals to lower national speed limits from 130 km/h to 100 km/h and reintroduce car-free Sundays are meeting public resistance. Critics suggest these moves are driven by politicians seeking high-level positions within the European Union.

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