# Ranching on The No Agenda Show Ranching comes up in 48 chapters across 45 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from January 2009 to October 2026. - **Chapters:** 48 - **Episodes:** 45 - **Discussed:** January 2009 – October 2026 - **Related topics:** [Texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [Austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [Jeffrey Epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [California](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [Fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), [Lubricant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lubricant.md), [New Mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-mexico.md), [Real Estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md), [Amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [Antonin Scalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antonin-scalia.md) ## Chapters 1–20 of 48 ### Grimerica Outlawed and Sir Parker of White Ghost Ranch - **Episode:** [1916: The Final Episode](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-30 - **Time:** 4:25:36–4:26:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1916-the-final-episode/chapter/grimerica-outlawed-and-sir-parker-of-white-ghost-ranch.md Gramerica Outlawed from Alberta, Canada, donates and invites listeners to their news deconstruction platform. Parker Geiswite, a young man from Fredericksburg, makes an on-the-spot cash donation at Java Ranch. He is knighted as Sir Parker of the White Ghost Ranch and requests weed and peptides for the roundtable. Keywords: [grimerica](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grimerica.md), [alberta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alberta.md), parker geiswite, white ghost ranch, [peptides](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peptides.md) ### Costco Chicken Hacks and Ranch Life Chickens - **Episode:** [1915: Off The Rails](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1915-off-the-rails.md) - **Published:** 2026-10-25 - **Time:** 43:28–46:20 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1915-off-the-rails/chapter/costco-chicken-hacks-and-ranch-life-chickens.md The group discusses John C. Dvorak's specific method for selecting the best rotisserie chicken at Costco based on how much the breast touches the plastic wrapper. This transitions into a conversation about raising chickens on their respective ranches, dealing with predators like hawks and dogs, and the abundance of eggs produced by different breeds. Keywords: [costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), [rotisserie chicken](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rotisserie-chicken.md), [chickens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chickens.md), [ranching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ranching.md), [predators](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/predators.md) ### Tip of the Day: Harbor Freight and Icon Tools - **Episode:** [1903: Non-Practicing](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1903-non-practicing.md) - **Published:** 2026-09-13 - **Time:** 2:32:44–2:36:04 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1903-non-practicing/chapter/tip-of-the-day-harbor-freight-and-icon-tools.md Dana Brunetti provides the "Tip of the Day," recommending Harbor Freight for specialized tools needed for occasional projects. He specifically praises the "Icon" brand of tools for their lifetime guarantee, similar to the old Sears Craftsman model. Brunetti shares how he used these tools while building his 40-acre ranch and maintaining heavy equipment. Keywords: harbor freight, icon tools, [ranching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ranching.md), heavy equipment, excavator ### Don Huffines, Epstein Ranch Purchase Controversy - **Episode:** [1898: Goofy Foot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1898-goofy-foot.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-27 - **Time:** 9:22–12:33 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1898-goofy-foot/chapter/don-huffines-epstein-ranch-purchase-controversy.md The discussion turns to Texas politician Don Huffines and his purchase of the former Jeffrey Epstein ranch in New Mexico. Matt Long addresses the conspiracy theories surrounding the acquisition, defending Huffines as a wealthy Texan simply buying land rather than participating in a cover-up. Keywords: don huffines, [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [zorro ranch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zorro-ranch.md), [texas politics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-politics.md), [dallas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dallas.md) ### Regenerative Ranching, Cattle Market Cycles - **Episode:** [1898: Goofy Foot](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1898-goofy-foot.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-27 - **Time:** 35:57–41:41 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1898-goofy-foot/chapter/regenerative-ranching-cattle-market-cycles.md An anonymous "Zoomer" rancher provides a report on the 11-year cattle market cycle and the benefits of regenerative ranching over "commodity cowboy" methods. The segment discusses the practice of feeding cattle Cheerios to gain weight and the challenges of using H2A labor from South Africa. Keywords: regenerative ranching, cattle market, h2a labor, [texas slim](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas-slim.md), [cheerios](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cheerios.md) ### Beef Education, Direct-to-Consumer Meat Sales - **Episode:** [1897: Caconian](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1897-caconian.md) - **Published:** 2026-08-23 - **Time:** 1:49:12–1:54:39 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1897-caconian/chapter/beef-education-direct-to-consumer-meat-sales.md Adam Curry promotes "beefmaps.com" as a tool for consumers to find local ranchers. He details his own "carnivore-adjacent" diet and the cost-effectiveness of buying large roasts from Costco or whole animals from local producers like Steiner Ranch. Curry emphasizes that ground beef remains one of the most nutritious and affordable options for families if they are educated on how to prepare it. Keywords: beefmaps.com, [wagyu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wagyu.md), [carnivore diet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carnivore-diet.md), [costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), steiner ranch ### Zorro Ranch Investigation, Doug Huffines, Jeffrey Epstein - **Episode:** [1864: Pointcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1864-pointcast.md) - **Published:** 2026-04-30 - **Time:** 1:38:43–1:43:10 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1864-pointcast/chapter/zorro-ranch-investigation-doug-huffines-jeffrey-epstein.md New Mexico has opened a new state investigation into Jeffrey Epstein's Zorro Ranch after federal investigators reportedly failed to search the property in 2019. The ranch was recently purchased at auction by Texas real estate developer Doug Huffines, who plans to convert the site into a Christian retreat. Keywords: [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [zorro ranch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zorro-ranch.md), [new mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-mexico.md), doug huffines, [doj](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doj.md) ### Jeffrey Star Yak Ranch, Tube Top Fashion - **Episode:** [1848: Podcaster Down!](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1848-podcaster-down.md) - **Published:** 2026-03-05 - **Time:** 15:01–16:46 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1848-podcaster-down/chapter/jeffrey-star-yak-ranch-tube-top-fashion.md The discussion shifts to influencer Jeffree Star's yak ranch in Casper, Wyoming, as a potential business model. This leads to a nostalgic look at 1970s fashion trends, specifically the potential for a commercial comeback of tube tops and bell-bottoms. Keywords: jeffree star, yak ranch, [wyoming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wyoming.md), tube tops, 1970s fashion ### New Mexico Truth Commission, Andrea Romero, Zorro Ranch Investigation - **Episode:** [1845: Slave Slab](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1845-slave-slab.md) - **Published:** 2026-02-22 - **Time:** 11:36–19:24 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1845-slave-slab/chapter/new-mexico-truth-commission-andrea-romero-zorro-ranch-investigation.md New Mexico State Representative Andrea Romero discusses the creation of a bipartisan Truth Commission to investigate Jeffrey Epstein's Zorro Ranch. The commission aims to partner with the New Mexico Department of Justice to investigate allegations of sexual assault and criminal activity that went unaddressed by federal authorities in 2019. The investigation will also look into claims regarding Epstein's alleged plan to seed the human race with his DNA at the ranch. Keywords: andrea romero, [zorro ranch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zorro-ranch.md), [new mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-mexico.md), [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), truth commission, [department of justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-justice.md) ### Boeshield T9, Boeing Lubricant Tip - **Episode:** [1817: Stunt Grenade](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1817-stunt-grenade.md) - **Published:** 2025-11-16 - **Time:** 3:04:18–3:10:05 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1817-stunt-grenade/chapter/boeshield-t9-boeing-lubricant-tip.md Boeshield T9, a lubricant and degreaser developed by the Boeing Corporation, is featured as the "Tip of the Day." The product is described as a superior alternative to WD-40 for use in machinery and hinges, though users are cautioned that it is extremely difficult to remove if spilled on floors. Keywords: boeshield t9, [boeing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boeing.md), [wd-40](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wd-40.md), [lubricant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lubricant.md), [ranch hand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ranch-hand.md) ### ICE Enforcement in Fredericksburg and Boot Ranch - **Episode:** [1815: Attunement](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1815-attunement.md) - **Published:** 2025-11-09 - **Time:** 1:16:46–1:19:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1815-attunement/chapter/ice-enforcement-in-fredericksburg-and-boot-ranch.md ICE patrols in Fredericksburg, Texas, have reportedly targeted domestic workers in gated communities like Boot Ranch, leading to a shortage of maid services. Residents note that enforcement has shifted from targeting criminals to meeting quotas, affecting long-term residents who have lived in the community for decades. The crackdown has sparked local debate over the balance between immigration law and the local service economy. Keywords: [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [ice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ice.md), boot ranch, [immigration enforcement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration-enforcement.md), [labor shortage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/labor-shortage.md) ### Java Ranch Meetup, Emergency Light Bulbs, Tip of the Day - **Episode:** [1781: Cluster 1](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1781-cluster-1.md) - **Published:** 2025-07-13 - **Time:** 3:00:31–3:09:00 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1781-cluster-1/chapter/java-ranch-meetup-emergency-light-bulbs-tip-of-the-day.md A meetup is announced for Saturday at Java Ranch in Kerrville to support flood relief efforts. John's "Tip of the Day" features emergency LED light bulbs with built-in batteries that stay lit during power outages. He jokes about using the bulbs to perform an "Uncle Fester" trick on television. Keywords: java ranch, [kerrville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kerrville.md), emergency light bulbs, [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [tip of the day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tip-of-the-day.md) ### Speculation on Epstein Evidence and Potential Revolt - **Episode:** [1780: Chatbox](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1780-chatbox.md) - **Published:** 2025-07-10 - **Time:** 52:07–57:13 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1780-chatbox/chapter/speculation-on-epstein-evidence-and-potential-revolt.md The hosts debate the existence of a "treasure trove" of evidence beyond Epstein's New York mansion, specifically mentioning the Zorro Ranch and Epstein's island. There is skepticism regarding whether any truly damaging information will ever be released, with suggestions that the "deep state" has likely shredded or doctored the files. The segment concludes that Trump's recent press conference on the matter was a significant tactical error. Keywords: [anthony weiner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-weiner.md), [seth rich](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seth-rich.md), [zorro ranch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zorro-ranch.md), [deep state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deep-state.md), [trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trump.md) ### Self-Deportation Trends and ICE Scares - **Episode:** [1779: Buffy Gorilla](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1779-buffy-gorilla.md) - **Published:** 2025-07-06 - **Time:** 1:58:51–2:03:11 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1779-buffy-gorilla/chapter/self-deportation-trends-and-ice-scares.md Reports indicate a rise in self-deportation among illegal immigrants, potentially driven by rumors of harsh enforcement and the availability of a $1,000 incentive from CBP. In the Texas Hill Country, false alarms about ICE raids at luxury developments like Boot Ranch have caused temporary labor shortages. The segment discusses how "psychological operations" and mythical stories may be influencing migrant behavior. Keywords: [ice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ice.md), [self-deportation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/self-deportation.md), [south sudan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-sudan.md), boot ranch, [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md) ### Drone Fireworks and Carbon Credit Scams - **Episode:** [1779: Buffy Gorilla](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1779-buffy-gorilla.md) - **Published:** 2025-07-06 - **Time:** 2:08:52–2:13:24 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1779-buffy-gorilla/chapter/drone-fireworks-and-carbon-credit-scams.md A discussion on the future of entertainment suggests replacing traditional fireworks with drone displays equipped with Roman candles. The segment also satirizes the carbon credit industry by proposing a fictional AI device that "removes" CO2 and buries it in Africa. The topic concludes with a look at high-end real estate prices at Boot Ranch in Fredericksburg, Texas. Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [fireworks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fireworks.md), [carbon credits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carbon-credits.md), boot ranch, [real estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md) ### Fredericksburg Coffee Shop Controversy and Java Ranch Chess - **Episode:** [1777: Java Shack](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1777-java-shack.md) - **Published:** 2025-06-29 - **Time:** 1:53:51–1:58:26 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1777-java-shack/chapter/fredericksburg-coffee-shop-controversy-and-java-ranch-chess.md A local controversy in Fredericksburg, Texas, involves a new coffee shop called "Kaffee Haus" where employees reportedly placed a pride flag on a figurine of Jesus. This has caused a rift among local patrons, including members of a local church. One host discusses his loyalty to "Java Ranch," where he plays chess with a regular named Willie, and criticizes the "bougie" nature of the new establishment. Keywords: [fredericksburg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fredericksburg.md), java ranch, kaffee haus, [pride flag](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pride-flag.md), [chess](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chess.md) ### Hollywood Wildfire Damage and Golden Globes Sentiment - **Episode:** [1729: Algo Chasers](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1729-algo-chasers.md) - **Published:** 2025-01-12 - **Time:** 1:15:30–1:19:48 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1729-algo-chasers/chapter/hollywood-wildfire-damage-and-golden-globes-sentiment.md The California wildfires destroyed several historic Hollywood landmarks, including the Will Rogers Ranch House and the Bunny Museum in Altadena. The disaster has disrupted the entertainment industry, delaying Oscar nominations and casting a somber mood over the award season following the Golden Globes. Comedian Nikki Glaser's monologue is noted for highlighting the "godless" nature of the industry, as acceptance speeches omitted religious thanks. Keywords: will rogers ranch, bunny museum, [golden globes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golden-globes.md), nikki glaser, [oscars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oscars.md) ### Historic Sites Damaged in Palisades Fire - **Episode:** [1728: Hatchet Man](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1728-hatchet-man.md) - **Published:** 2025-01-09 - **Time:** 36:54–39:59 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1728-hatchet-man/chapter/historic-sites-damaged-in-palisades-fire.md NPR reports on the destruction of historic landmarks, including the Will Rogers State Historic Park ranch house and the Topanga Ranch Motel. The Getty Villa is noted for having a close call with the flames, though its staff and art collections remained safe due to proactive vegetation management. Keywords: will rogers state park, getty villa, topanga ranch motel, [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), historic preservation ### Executive Producer Credits, Knighthoods and Rich Ranches - **Episode:** [1685: Favela Ready](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1685-favela-ready.md) - **Published:** 2024-08-11 - **Time:** 1:50:58–1:58:32 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1685-favela-ready/chapter/executive-producer-credits-knighthoods-and-rich-ranches.md New executive producers and knights are recognized for their financial support, including Sir Cross-threaded Wheel Stud and Sir Victor. Jason Rich of Rich Ranches in Colorado is highlighted for his regenerative ranching business, offering a discount to listeners for farm stays and direct-to-consumer beef. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), rich ranches, [colorado](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colorado.md), regenerative ranching ### Jason Calacanis Relocates to Texas Ranch - **Episode:** [1681: Daddy Long Legs](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1681-daddy-long-legs.md) - **Published:** 2024-07-28 - **Time:** 1:40–3:35 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1681-daddy-long-legs/chapter/jason-calacanis-relocates-to-texas-ranch.md Tech entrepreneur Jason Calacanis, often referred to as J-Cal, has moved from California to a horse ranch outside of Austin, Texas. He cited dissatisfaction with California's current state as the primary reason for selling his properties and relocating. 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