# Priority Line on The No Agenda Show

Priority Line comes up in 3 chapters across 3 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from September 2012 to January 2013.

- **Chapters:** 3
- **Episodes:** 3
- **Discussed:** September 2012 – January 2013
- **Related topics:** [Tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [Airport Security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airport-security.md), [Chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [Justin Bieber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/justin-bieber.md), [Lax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lax.md), [Pat-down](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pat-down.md), [Southwest Airlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/southwest-airlines.md), [Travel Tips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel-tips.md), [Valet Service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valet-service.md)

## Chapters 1–3 of 3

### Justin Bieber Lookalike, TSA Opt-Out Strategy

- **Episode:** [479: Belieber](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/479-belieber.md)
- **Published:** 2013-01-17
- **Time:** 1:39:46–1:43:25
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/479-belieber/chapter/justin-bieber-lookalike-tsa-opt-out-strategy.md

A brief segment covers a Justin Bieber lookalike in Belgium before transitioning back to travel advice. The hosts reiterate their strategy for navigating airport security: using a coach ticket in the priority line and opting out of scanners to receive a "complimentary massage" from TSOs.

Keywords: [justin bieber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/justin-bieber.md), beliebers, [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [priority line](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/priority-line.md), [travel tips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel-tips.md)

### TSA Opt-Out Games and Priority Line Tactics

- **Episode:** [449: Deficit Pending](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/449-deficit-pending.md)
- **Published:** 2012-10-04
- **Time:** 1:18:32–1:25:04
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/449-deficit-pending/chapter/tsa-opt-out-games-and-priority-line-tactics.md

Adam Curry describes his "valet service" game at airport security, where he uses coach-class Southwest tickets to enter priority lines and treats TSA agents like personal assistants during his mandatory "opt-out" pat-downs. He recounts an experience at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport where he was searched by a trainee not wearing a uniform. Curry encourages listeners to use these tactics to feel "empowered" against the "sheep-like" behavior of other travelers.

Keywords: [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [lax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lax.md), austin-bergstrom international airport, [priority line](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/priority-line.md), [southwest airlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/southwest-airlines.md), [valet service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valet-service.md), [pat-down](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pat-down.md)

### Chicago Travel Anecdotes and TSA Security Bypasses

- **Episode:** [446: The Convincables](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/446-the-convincables.md)
- **Published:** 2012-09-23
- **Time:** 4:24
- **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/446-the-convincables/chapter/chicago-travel-anecdotes-and-tsa-security-bypasses.md

The hosts recount a recent trip to Chicago for a conference, highlighting a successful attempt to bypass standard TSA lines using a "priority" status bluff. They discuss the psychological effect of appearing authoritative with props like clipboards, hard hats, or reconstructed security badges. The conversation transitions from personal travel stories to the broader culture of airport security.

Keywords: [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [tsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tsa.md), [priority line](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/priority-line.md), [airport security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airport-security.md), clipboard, hard hat

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