# Php on The No Agenda Show Php comes up in 7 chapters across 7 episodes of The No Agenda Show, from March 2010 to May 2025. - **Chapters:** 7 - **Episodes:** 7 - **Discussed:** March 2010 – May 2025 - **Related topics:** [Open Source](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/open-source.md), [Squirrelmail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrelmail.md), [Advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [Chatgpt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chatgpt.md), [Cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), [Deepfakes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deepfakes.md), [Drupal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drupal.md), [Linkedin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linkedin.md), [Magic Numbers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/magic-numbers.md), [Microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md) ## Chapters 1–7 of 7 ### LinkedIn Spam, ChatGPT Sales Pitches, and AI Humor - **Episode:** [1760: Mercenary Spyware](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1760-mercenary-spyware.md) - **Published:** 2025-05-01 - **Time:** 2:12 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1760-mercenary-spyware/chapter/linkedin-spam-chatgpt-sales-pitches-and-ai-humor.md The prevalence of ChatGPT-generated opening phrases like "I hope this message finds you well" has turned LinkedIn into a primary network for automated spam. Microsoft's management of the platform is criticized for allowing a decline in quality through excessive profile scraping and sales pitches. While AI is dismissed as a tool for spam and deepfakes, it is credited with some utility in writing Python and PHP scripts. Keywords: [linkedin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linkedin.md), [chatgpt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chatgpt.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [spam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spam.md), [deepfakes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deepfakes.md), [python](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/python.md), [php](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/php.md) ### Paul Couture, Laravel 9 Database Migration - **Episode:** [1469: The Nurge](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1469-the-nurge.md) - **Published:** 2022-07-17 - **Time:** 1:45:17–1:48:23 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1469-the-nurge/chapter/paul-couture-laravel-9-database-migration.md Sir Paul Couture is redeveloping the No Agenda database from the ground up using the Laravel 9 framework. The project moves away from Drupal, which Couture previously criticized for its developer community's social justice focus. The update aims to modernize the site's infrastructure and search capabilities. Keywords: [paul couture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-couture.md), laravel, [php](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/php.md), [drupal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drupal.md), no agenda database ### SquirrelMail Development and PHP Compatibility - **Episode:** [1124: Work To Rules](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1124-work-to-rules.md) - **Published:** 2019-03-31 - **Time:** 52:49–55:17 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1124-work-to-rules/chapter/squirrelmail-development-and-php-compatibility.md Contrary to reports that SquirrelMail is defunct, the original developer is reportedly active and working on updates. The discussion addresses claims that PHP would no longer support the legacy webmail client. One host confirms they still use the service and received notification of ongoing maintenance. Keywords: [squirrelmail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrelmail.md), [php](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/php.md), webmail, [open source](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/open-source.md), [software development](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/software-development.md) ### The End of SquirrelMail in cPanel - **Episode:** [1118: Birth Strike](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1118-birth-strike.md) - **Published:** 2019-03-08 - **Time:** 1:07:57–1:10:26 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1118-birth-strike/chapter/the-end-of-squirrelmail-in-cpanel.md SquirrelMail is being removed from cPanel, effectively ending the era of the classic webmail interface. The decision stems from the software's lack of updates since 2013 and its incompatibility with modern, secure versions of PHP. While some users remain loyal to the interface, the security risks associated with unpatched flaws have forced hosting providers to discontinue its inclusion in standard server installs. Keywords: [squirrelmail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrelmail.md), cpanel, webmail, [php](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/php.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md) ### Super Bowl Sunday and Programmer Humor - **Episode:** [796: Bomb Denmark](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/796-bomb-denmark.md) - **Published:** 2016-02-05 - **Time:** 1:10:46–1:14:56 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/796-bomb-denmark/chapter/super-bowl-sunday-and-programmer-humor.md Douglas Kuhlman, a "Minute Man" from Minnesota, donates for his 69th birthday and expresses concern that donations will drop during Super Bowl Sunday. The segment includes a classic programmer joke about recursion and a discussion about the loyalty of long-term "tech weenie" listeners. Keywords: [super bowl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/super-bowl.md), [recursion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recursion.md), [php](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/php.md), [minnesota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minnesota.md), minute man ### Independent Media Monetization and Apache Development - **Episode:** [414: Thingamajig](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/414-thingamajig.md) - **Published:** 2012-06-03 - **Time:** 2:21:48–2:27:52 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/414-thingamajig/chapter/independent-media-monetization-and-apache-development.md The "value for value" model is defended as the only way to maintain editorial independence, as traditional advertisers are too "squeamish" to support controversial content. A call for a volunteer Apache/PHP developer is issued for a new non-commercial project. The show concludes with a reminder that independent media relies solely on listener support to avoid the constraints of corporate sponsorship. Keywords: [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), apache, [php](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/php.md), [open source](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/open-source.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md) ### PHP 5.2 Magic Number Bug, Show Sign-off - **Episode:** [183: Porn In The Morn'](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/183-porn-in-the-morn.md) - **Published:** 2010-03-18 - **Time:** 2:25:51–2:27:28 - **Transcript:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/183-porn-in-the-morn/chapter/php-5-2-magic-number-bug-show-sign-off.md The episode concludes with a technical note regarding a bug in PHP 5.2 that causes pages to fail when a character string reaches exactly 33,333. The hosts link this to their recurring theme of "magic numbers" before signing off and announcing the next "early service" episode for Sunday. 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